cast
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Mark Wahlberg
John
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Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
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Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
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Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
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Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
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Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
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Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
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Patrick Warburton
Guy
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Michael Dorn
Rick
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Bill Smitrovich
Frank
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John Slattery
Shep Wild
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Cocoa Brown
Joy
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John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
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Ron Canada
Judge
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Liam Neeson
Customer
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Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
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Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
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Tom Brady
Tom Brady
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Jay Leno
Jay Leno
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Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
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Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
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Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
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Taran Killam
Taran Killam
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Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
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Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
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Steve Callaghan
Comic
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Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
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Maggie Geha
Female Nurse
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Jessica Szohr
Allison
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Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy
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Lexi Atkins
Waitress
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Jack Knight
Todd Kidder
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Lauren Sánchez Bezos
Boston Newscaster
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William Xifaras
Boston Neighbor
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Curtis Stigers
Wedding Singer
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Julius Sharpe
NYC Doctor
- Liz Morgan NYC Nurse
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Alec Sulkin
Obi-Wan
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Ralph Garman
Stormtrooper
- Michael Steven Costello Jury Foreman
- J. Mark Donaldson Juror
- Frank Lloyd Juror
- Bart A. Piscitello Jr. Bailiff
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Becki Dennis
Receptionist
- Robert Holfelder Band Leader
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Michael Trisler
Cyclist
- Ryan Hanna Jogger
- Kate Gustafson Hasbro CEO Assistant
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David Goldman
Pundit
- Ted Jessup Pundit
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Ronobir Lahiri
Pundit
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Barry Ratcliffe
Pundit
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Chris Regan
Pundit
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Nefetari Spencer
Pundit
- Jeffrey Stubblefield Pundit
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Wellesley Wild
Pundit
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Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
- Chris Neville Cop (Boston PD)
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Rachael MacFarlane
Meighan Assistant
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Christy Scott Cashman
Reporter
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Joseph J. Micucci
Nerd (Wedgie)
- Josiah Blount Comic Con Fan
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Johnny Alves
Security Guard
- Silvio Cuadra Security Guard
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Dustin Ybarra
Borg
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Matthew J. Walters
Hellboy
- Aaron Zell Vendor
- Scott Wahle Film Executive
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John Viener
Police Dispatcher
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Kate B. O'Brien
Diner Waitress
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Billy Concha
Bachelor Party Guest
- Andrew Torres Jump Rope Guy
- Luke Adams Wedding Announcer
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Tara Strong
Ted Toy (voice)
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Tiffany
Tiffany
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Brittany O'Connor
Cake Girl (uncredited)
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Julie Schmid
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
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Rose Wakesho
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
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Katie McCabe
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
- Stanis Krista Ames Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
- Claudia Zielke Baroness Girl (uncredited)
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Alexandra Creteau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
- Vincent M. Biscione Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
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Kt Baldassaro
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
- Laura-Elise Barrett Booth Girl (uncredited)
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Anissa Borrego
Flash Girl (uncredited)
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Roseny Carrero
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
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John Franchi
Bar Patron (uncredited)
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Chia Chen
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
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Lexie Contursi
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
- Chassidy Cox Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
- Nea Dune Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
- Diana Emuge Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
- Michelle Fonseca Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
- Enku Gubaie Wedding Guest (uncredited)
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London Hall
Reporter (uncredited)
- Isabel Wagner Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
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Sandra Yap
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
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Isabella Sanchez
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
- Sagan Rose Ginger Girl (uncredited)
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Elizabeth Pollard
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
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Tina Grimm
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
- Kim Mulhauser Wedding Guest (uncredited)
- Olivia McCarthy Booth Girl (uncredited)
- Sophie Mazzaro Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
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Anna Maiche
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
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Kandiss Lewis
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
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Toi'ya Leatherwood
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
- Christopher Weigel Well Wisher (uncredited)
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Zola Williams
Dancer (uncredited)
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Noelle Trudeau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
- Lance Norris Wedding Guest (uncredited)
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Susan Garfield
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
- Dustin Christenson Attendee (uncredited)
- Ronald James Hoff Jr Groomsman (uncredited)
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Sergio Gava
Comic Con Attendee
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Bron Schuler
Me'Shell Jones Cosplayer