cast
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Paul Whitehouse
Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown
- Charlie Higson Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father
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Kathy Burke
Mrs. Ted
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Simon Day
Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy
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Paul Bigley
Short Tom
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Arabella Weir
Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone
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Mark Williams
Confirmed Bachelor
- Louise Brill Lulu
- Eryl Maynard Miss Paxman
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Simon Roberts
Cousin Jack
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Miranda Richardson
Henrietta Blough-Pendleton
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Gina Bellman
Henrietta Spain
- Catherine Newell Arm Wrestling Woman
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Fiona Allen
Dog Barking Woman
- Helen Creegen Line Dancing Twin
- Debbie Stringer Line Dancing Twin
- Mirian Humphries Mrs. Brown
- Ollie Peel Young Ralph
- Angela Lee Girl at Party
- Donna Ewin Girl at Party
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Richard Griffiths
Landowner at Party
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Richard Wilson
Landowner at Party
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Saskia Wickham
Wendy Carter
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Colin McFarlane
Interior Designer
- Andrew Livingston Farmer
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John Thomson
Vicar