cast
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Robbie Coltrane
Francis Forbes Clunie
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Fiona Fullerton
Dr. Olive Branch
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Jean Anderson
Mrs Napier
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Craig Ferguson
Det. Sgt. Ure
- Aine O'Connor Lauren McCall
- Aine O'Connor Lauren MacCall
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Midge Ure
Gus McCurdie
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Ron Donachie
Davie
- Jimmie MacGregor Hughie
- Natasha Gerson Nurse Josephine
- Eilidh Fraser Nurse Betty
- Alec Heggie McTaggart
- Bill Murdoch Bald Santa
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Jake D'Arcy
Drunken Bum
- Terry Neason Krankie Woman
- Sheila Duffy Newscaster
- Fenella Kerr Reporter
- Moss Heights Poor Joe Pavarotti
- Andrew Dallmeyer Van Centre Manager
- Ken Manners Van Washer
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Jim Boyce
Dougie
- Allan Sharpe Rab
- Michelle Esclapez Mr McCurdie's PA
- Harry Glass Newsvendor
- Rab Handleigh Taxi Driver
- Seamus Gubbins Bar Manager
- Garry Stewart Bartender
- Ron Paterson MC
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Freddie Boardley
Tam Burlaine
- Allan Ross Archie
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Iain McColl
Marksman