cast
- Kay Anderson Self
- Jim Bassi Self
- Sean Vreeland Self - Student Petitioner
- Michael Nigro Self
- Kenneth F. Brown Self (as Ken Brown)
- Joe Vogel Self
- Alex Caldiero Self - Animated UVSC Professor
- Bob Rasmussen Self - Asst. VP Student Life
- William Sederburg Self - UVSC President
- Pierre LaMarche Self - UVSC Philosophy Professor (as Pierre Lamarche)
- Phil Gordon Self - VSC Communication Chair
-
Michael Moore
Self
- Dennis Potter Self - UVSC Philsophy Professor
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Sean Hannity
Self
- Jesse J. Steele Sean Hannity's victim (as Jessie Steele)
- Janae Anderson Self
- Vegor Pedersen Self - Editor of College Times
- Phil Clegg Self - Student Life Advisor
-
George W. Bush
Self (archive footage)
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Sean Combs
Self (archive footage) (as Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs)
- Teresa Heinz Self (archive footage)
-
John Kerry
Self (archive footage)
- Jason Nichols Self - Angry UVSC Professor