cast
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Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers
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Reno Wilson
Money Maker
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Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers
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Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers
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Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
- Cameron Van Hoy Jamie Dempsy
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Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
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Akon
Himself
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Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
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Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat
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Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady
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Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant
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Matt Knudsen
Fireman
- Lauren Gores News Reporter
- Monty Cox Old Man
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Andrew Bowen
Doctor
- Julia Kate Rappaport Little Girl
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Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist
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Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager
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Whitmer Thomas
Joe
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Jenny McCarthy
Herself
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Donnie Wahlberg
Himself
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Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
- Ben Pace Stoner #2
- JC Coccoli Party Girl #1
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Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
- Deborah Herrera Party Girl #3
- Harel Calderon Party Patron #1
- Jake McLean Jimmy
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Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1
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Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2
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Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
- Koby Azarly Albanian Thug #4
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Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
- Ken Mareno Albanian Thug #6
- Marianne Taylor Receptionist
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Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue
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Lukas Haas
Buddy #1
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Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2
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Nik Dodani
Raja
- Bonny All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
- Paxton the Dog Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
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Robert L. Wilson
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
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Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Shopper (uncredited)
- Sian Vilaire Housekeeper (uncredited)
- Luca Belloiu Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
- Aleksey Solodov Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)