cast
- Daniel Lucas Mick The Monkey
- Luke Rufo No-Nickname Ned / Dave
- Stephen Sambrook Bob the Builder
- Alex Adams Mad Martin
- Rachel Batters Monica Portia
- Hannah Dwyer Knife-Slice Nicky
- Matthew Bateman Detective Shufty
- Terry Foster The Head
- Suzanne Whitmore Ballpoint Beryl
- Kevin Reynolds Billy the Butcher
- Dean Cook Stevie the Snake
- Craig Fallows Gus the Grass
- Thew Adams Hairy Harold
- John Gray The Man
- Julie Kempinski Lyndsey
- Zak Orfanou Fabrizzio-Manos Smith
- Jamie O' Keefe Norris Badger
- Paul Shaw Johnny Buttafooko
- Diane Sandland Police Chief
- Gemma Pattern Shufty's Bitch
- Paul Arnett Piranha-Bite Paul
- Chris Adams Nick