cast
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Phil Proctor
Christian A. Broder
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Howard Hesseman
Senator McMannus
- Dan Barrows Senator Polanski
- Stephen Feinberg Proctologist
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Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase
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John Candy
Cooper
- Tom Davis Tom
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Ron Silver
Dr. Manuel Labor
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Ernie Anderson
Quant O'Neill / Subway Reporter / Announcer
- Edwina Gough Melanie Edwards
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Kurt Andon
Man at breakfast / Doctor
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Lorry Goldman
Pierre Skooché / Son
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Lynne Marie Stewart
Marie
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Gerrit Graham
Freddie
- Pamela Toll Street Attendant / Father
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Betty Thomas
Bridgit Bert Richards
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Joe Flaherty
Carl Michaelevich
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Mary McCusker
Carol / Butch Girl
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Pat Proft
Skipper
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Murphy Dunne
Dwayne / Dr. Holcomb
- Bart Williams Smilin' Ed McDonnelly
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Roger Bowen
Henry Kissinger
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Al Franken
Al
- Nellie Bellflower Girl / Mrs. Pat Borzak / Announcer
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Frank von Zerneck
Winfield Carmichael
- Doug Steckler Pregnant Man
- Rebecca Brooks Weather Girl
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William Schallert
Francis X. Cody
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Howard Storm
Ralph Stevens
- Bob McClurg CIA Man / R.C. Call
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Michael Mislove
Father
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Julie Mannix
Mother
- Francis von Zerneck Son
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Danielle von Zerneck
Daughter
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Laraine Newman
Sonja
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Bill Saluga
Victor
- Rigg Kennedy Guard
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Neal Israel
Rabbi Rabinowitz / Hippie #2
- Rod Gist Lieutenant / Herb Mealy
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Larry Gelman
Bill Guy
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Danny Goldman
Barry Flanken
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Joe Roth
Player-Announcer
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Dody Dorn
Archbishop
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William Woodson
Announcer
- Dick Tufeld Announcer
- Christopher Pray Walter
- Roberta Kent Mrs. Betty Purvis
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James Bacon
Gene Scallion
- Gene Pistilli Dying Man
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Rick Hurst
Father
- Anne Monaghan Mother-In-Law
- Sam Riddle Warren Welt
- Rowby Goren Dr. Holcomb
- Ron Prince Pete Bagliani
- Wayne Satz Ray Thompson
- Garroth Tooke Freak
- Paul Kronick Mr. Pat Borzak
- Ira Miller Ramon
- Jimmy Martinez Police Comic
- J. Michael Popovich Leon Russell
- Edward D. Markley Bob Dylan
- Bo Kaprall Goldstern
- Barry Michlin Milt Meadows
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Joe Warfield
Executive
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Danny Dark
Steve Garvey / Announcer
- C.D. Taylor Disturbed Man
- Aim The Herpes
- Cary Hoffman Frankie Segue
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Tim McIntire
Announcer (voice)