cast
- Andrew Denton Narrator
- Angelo Pannas Mr Kolopolis
- Joan Economus Mrs Kolopolis
- Helen Dallas Helen Kolopolis
- Rodney Lochner Michael Kolopolis
- Elsie Turnball Elsie Comfry
- James Manché James Armstrong-Taylor
- Trish Starrs Patricia Armstrong-Taylor
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Tracey Moffatt
Tracey Miller
- Francisco Vidinha Francisco Vidinha
- Benjamin Vidinha Ben Vidinha
- Rhys Davis Rhys Remington / Additional Voices
- Rhys Davis Johnny Foetus
- Saavas Pannas Saavas Demetrious
- Lyndal Dean Lyndal Turner
- Yuwadee Tantipech Zyin Chou
- Yvonne Szeto Christine Chou
- Michael Lake Keith Young
- Geoff Aldridge Gavin Aldridge
- Lynn Roberts-Goodwin Briony
- David Caear Relative
- Lisa Chandler Relative
- Wendy Chandler Relative
- Melina Chandler-Wicks Relative
- Brendan Young Additional Voices
- Anthony Jones Additional Voices
- Corinna Lau Additional Voices
- Angelina Pi Additional Voices