cast
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Frankie Howerd
Private Lurk
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Hermione Baddeley
Madame Monique
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Robert Coote
General Burke
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Bill Fraser
Sergeant Major Groping
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Lance Percival
Colonel von Gutz
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Dora Bryan
Auntie Cora Crumpington
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Peter Bull
General von Kobler
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Jonathan Cecil
Captain Nigel Phipps-Fortescue
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Percy Herbert
Corporal Lovechild
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William Mervyn
Lord Twithampton
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Madeline Smith
Fanny
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Stanley Holloway
The Great Vincento
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
Mata Hari
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David Battley
Midgeley
- Nicholas Bennett Mallett
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Michael Brennan
Military Policeman
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Veronica Clifford
Velma
- Mischa De La Motte Diplomat
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Vernon Dobtcheff
Muller
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Kenneth Fortescue
General Burke's Aide-de-Camp
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Robert Gillespie
French Officer
- Peter Greenwell Pianist / Accordianiste / Leader of the Orchestra
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Derek Griffiths
El Puncturo
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Harvey Hall
Military Policeman
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Gertan Klauber
Donner
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Stanley Lebor
Blitzen
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Ingo Mogendorf
Captain Hamburger
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Toni Palmer
1st Buttercup Girl
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Patricia Quinn
Magda
- Linda Gray Lady Twithampton
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Mike Grady
Newsboy
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Barrie Gosney
Stage Manager
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Bob Hoskins
Recruiting Sergeant
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Andy Bradford
Dispatch Rider
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Andrew McCulloch
Soldier
- Alan Rebbeck Winking Soldier
- Bozena Frou Frou
- Ian Talbot Soldier at Monique's
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Parnell McGarry
Fat Nurse
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Leena Skoog
Nurse
- Delia Sainsbury 2nd Buttercup Girl
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Madhav Sharma
Indian Officer
- Lesley Anderson Buttercup Girl
- Judy Gridley Buttercup Girl
- Maggie Vincent Buttercup Girl
- Wendy Lukins Buttercup Girl
- Nicola Rowley French Girl
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Pip Miller
Waiter
- Liz Gold Mademoiselle from Armentieres (uncredited)
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Jennifer Guy
Whore (uncredited)
- Victor Harrington British Officer (uncredited)
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Sidney Kean
Singing Soldier (uncredited)
- Lorna Kilner Lady Dancing at Ball (uncredited)
- Margaret Stuart Prostitute (uncredited)
- John Tatham British Officer (uncredited)
- Joe Wadham Ambulance Driver (uncredited)
- Ron Watkins British Solider (uncredited)