cast
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Alicia Silverstone
Goody
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Krysten Ritter
Stacy
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Dan Stevens
Joey
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Richard Lewis
Danny
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Wallace Shawn
Dr. Van Helsing
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Justin Kirk
Vadim
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Malcolm McDowell
Vlad Tepish
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Sigourney Weaver
Cisserus
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Marilu Henner
Angela
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Kristen Johnston
Mrs. Van Helsing
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Zak Orth
Renfield
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Larry Wilmore
Professor Quincy
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Meredith Scott Lynn
Rita
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Brian Backer
Middle-Aged Guy / Dentist
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Taylor Negron
Pizza Guy
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Amir Arison
Derek
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Bettina Bresnan
Maryanne Cachillio
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Todd Barry
Ivan
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Glen Trotiner
Leather Guy at Club
- Emily Goldwyn Juicy Girl
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Ivan Sergei
Detective
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Scott Thomson
Erik
- Johanna Went Rat Eating Woman
- Rhonda Freya English Nurse 1
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Leisa Pulido
Landlady
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Joel Michaely
Nerdy Sales Guy
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Mike Eshaq
Gunman
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Annie Kitral
Elderly Woman
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Thomas D. Mahard
Elderly Man
- Christopher Jarecki Legal Clerk
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Olivia Walby
Baby Goody
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Gael García Bernal
Diego Bardem (uncredited)