cast
- Bruce Bierman Samuel Cohen
- Luke Lawrence Noah Abrams
- Jennifer McGeorge Deborah
- Kent Weishaus Morty Markowitz
- Keenan Moran Trey
- James Rafton Basketball Player/Samuel's Friend
- Kenny Meyersick Basketball Player/Samuel's Friend
- Richard Stern Basketball Player/Samuel's Friend
- Bob 'The Lob' Burnett Basketball Player/Samuel's Friend
- Kenny Dorman Basketball Player/Samuel's Friend
- Lynette Lawre Eliana Abrams
- Nikki Sternberg Talia Abrams
- Maria Davda Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Dan Tell Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Jeanee Hoffman Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Eva Paul Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Robert Silver Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Miko Nakano Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Madeline Bushell Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Dahlia Kapelke Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Vibha Shivarjan Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- David Friedkin Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Sarah Friedkin Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Noah Friedkin Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Galia Friedkin Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Chloe Mills Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Sarah Kane Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Anne Bakar Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Ally Letsinger Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Sloane Moriarty Bar Mitzvah Attendee
- Avery Samai Bar Mitzvah Attendee