cast
- Noah Bastian Chad Linus
- Michael Cuccione QT McKnight
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Kevin Farley
Doug Linus
- Evan Farmer Jerry O'Keefe
- Alex Solowitz Mickey Parke
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Brenda James
Liz Porter
- Dave McGowan Tom R. Lawless
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Lauren Lee Smith
Erin Evans
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Roger Cross
Glenn Brummer
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Steve Byers
A. B. Ceedee
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Blu Mankuma
Marvin Boyd
- Mark Aviss Fat One
- Joshua Edwards Boring One
- Chris Olson Poser
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Christine Chatelain
Lorelei
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Fred Ewanuick
Convenience Store Attendant
- Hailey Jenkins Fourteen-Year-Old Girl
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Meghan Ory
Heather
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Jonathan Walker
Burt Baron
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Bill Mondy
Kurt Baron
- Guy Demong Stagehand
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Mandy Moore
Mandy Moore
- Crystal Bublé Amanda
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Alex Bruhanski
Crazy Rick
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Peter Hanlon
Bad Boy Bill
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Miriam Smith
Dr. Kopstein-Willingam
- Morgan Fane Dying One
- Alex Rae Dumb One
- Michael Curtola Austin Alan Adam Palmer
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Hiromoto Ida
Sushi Chef
- Danielle Cooper Girl Fan #1
- Crystal Heidrick Girl Fan #2
- Kyle Alisharan Benito Nova
- David Coles Johnny Howie Steve
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Karen Holness
Emeee
- Natasha Peck Cute Teen
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Rorelee Tio
Choreographer
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Steve Kmetko
Steve Kmetko
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Sarah Carter
Violet
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Noel Fisher
Gary
- Garret Doray Mickey Groupie
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Roger Allford
Mr. Steinmetz
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Greg Thirloway
Kenny Creighton
- Tanya Reid Allesandra
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Sarah Deakins
Lydia Ferris
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Bill Dow
Ted
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Lorena Gale
Judge
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Stephen Park
Reporter #1
- Hal Fishman News Anchor
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Andrew Hedge
Guard
- Jesai Jayhmes Finus Fox
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Kyle Labine
Stoner Boy
- Kristie Marsden Teenage Girl #1
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Nicole LaPlaca
Teenage Girl #2
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Jessica Schreier
Regina Lutsky
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Chiara Zanni
Melissa
- Erin-Marie Dykeman Girl in Video #1
- Kyla Hazelwood Girl in Video #3
- Kirsten Williamson Assistant
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Sonya Salomaa
Reporter #1
- Jennifer Cox Girl in Video #2
- Brett Kelly Kid
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Melissa Joan Hart
Melissa Joan Hart
- Danielle Fraser Teenage Girl
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Amber Rothwell
Anne Sheer
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Fred Henderson
George Simmons
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Casey Dubois
Richard Racklin #1
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Shayn Solberg
Richard Racklin #2
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G. Michael Gray
Richard Racklin #3
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Eileen Pedde
Victoria Lily
- Andrew Stone Teen Guy
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Mya
Mya
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Julie Moran
Julie Moran
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Rebecca Reichert
Daisy
- Farrell Spence Stage Hand
- Myki Engelland Audience Member #1
- Danny Sumiak Audience Member #2
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Natassia Malthe
Jody
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Matt Bellefleur
Student
- Christine Kennedy Girl #1
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Christie Laing
Girl #2
- Kristina Cervone Girl #3
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Ed Evanko
Interviewer
- Lorne Stuart Dumb One
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Julia Arkos
Book Girl
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Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson
- Emily Holmes Lita
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Britt Irvin
Jill Linus
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Allison Munn
Cindy
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Tara Spencer-Nairn
Alissa
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Jewel Staite
Josie