cast
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Jay Mohr
Peter Dragon
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Illeana Douglas
Wendy Ward
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Jarrad Paul
Adam Rafkin
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Jack Plotnick
Stuart Glazer
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Lee Arenberg
Bobby G.
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Buddy Hackett
Uncle Lonnie
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Fab Filippo
Holden Van Dorn
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R. Lee Ermey
Titus Scroad
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Erin Daniels
Jenny
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Cindy Ambuehl
Jane / Jane Gianopolis
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Jennifer Lyons
Reagan Lauren Busch
- Robert Leon Casey Le Prix Bartender (uncredited)
- Edouard Saad Momo Shabong
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John Vargas
Asher (uncredited) / Asher
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Kara Zediker
Missy Scroad
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Sara Paxton
Georgia Dragon
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Keith Diamond
Dick Marcellus
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Steve Kmetko
Steve Kmetko
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Richard Burgi
Cole Ricardi / Cole Riccardi
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Jules Asner
Jules Asner
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Amy Aquino
Connie Hunt
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Leslie David Baker
Guard
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Ralph Peduto
Hot Dog Vendor
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Anthony C. Hall
Leviticus
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James Geralden
Samson
- Leigh Sill Forrest Lisa
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Sara Van Horn
Wardrobe Lady
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Paul Webster
Paramedic #1
- Michael McClure Paramedic #2
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David Leisure
Self (uncredited)
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Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
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Michelle Hurd
Gina
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Gavin Polone
Dodi
- Héctor Contreras Manny Sanchez
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Johnny Grant
Johnny Grant
- Will Dotter Photographer (uncredited)
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Salma Hayek Pinault
Salma Hayek
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Jerry Lambert
Client
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Steven Hack
Dan Shoup
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Blair Hickey
Sean
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David Franco
Bernard
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Phillipe Simon
Translator
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Jeff Austin
David Kincaid
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Alfred Dennis
Schlomo
- Patrick Roman Miller Fodo
- Yash Dhillon Bebe
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Steve Garvey
Steve Garvey (uncredited)
- Deborah Packer Mom (uncredited)
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Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock
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David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff
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Jeff Yagher
Marty
- Steven Gilborn Irwin
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Johnny Sanchez
Luis
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René Ashton
Remi
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Steve Tom
Senator
- Leah Rowan Waitress
- Felicity Mars Irwin's Secretary
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Scott Wolf
Scott Wolf
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Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk
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Ray Laska
Doctor
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Mark Burnham
Jake
- Earl Schuman Grandfather
- Tom Knickerbocker Jim Maxwell
- Connie Richmond Receptionist
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Harvey J. Alperin
Rabbi
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Brian George
The King
- Sue Goodman Mrs. Silverstein
- Yoshio Be Sam Wong
- Jordan Lee Williams Kevin Weiss
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Randy Sklar
Matt Silverstein
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Jason Sklar
Dave Silverstein
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Bill Richmond
Frank Wedlock, Jr.
- Mike Walker Mike Walker
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Steve Larson
Blood & Piss Guy
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Tony Pasqualini
Studio Doctor
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Raymond Ma
Dr. Lee
- Thomas Bankowski Guy
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Bradley James
Security Guard
- Shannon Brown Studio Executive (uncredited)
- Jared Scardina Dealer (uncredited)
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Scott Rinker
Dan
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Ricardo Molina
Tony Rojas
- Orestes Matacena Gianni
- Nancy Bates Julia
- Lisa Arning Mayer Girl
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Maya Rudolph
Phina
- Eric Zivot Dr. Jeser
- Peter Pergelides Mike Barbatta
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Andy Mackenzie
Chris Malone
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Tamie Sheffield
Number 2
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Tracy Dali
Number 3
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Serenity
Number 5
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Jennifer Korbin
Casting Girl (uncredited)
- William Monaghan Bernie Beckerman
- Kevin Salter UPN Executive
- Bruce Smirnoff Caterer
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Terry Rhoads
Guy
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Stuart Pankin
Bill Rothstein
- Harris Laskawy Elliott Rothstein
- James Leo Ryan Man
- Michelle Arthur Receptionist (uncredited)
- Anne Welles Starlet (uncredited)