cast
- Paul Fusco ALF (voice)
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Max Wright
Willie Tanner
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Anne Schedeen
Kate Tanner
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Andrea Elson
Lynn Tanner
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Benji Gregory
Brian Tanner
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John LaMotta
Trevor Ochmonek / Trevor Ochmonek (archive footage)
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Liz Sheridan
Raquel Ochmonek / Raquel Ochmonek (archive footage)
- Josh Blake Jake Ochmonek
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Anne Meara
Dorothy Halligan
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Jim J. Bullock
Neal Tanner
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Bill Daily
Dr. Lawrence 'Larry' Dykstra
- Andrea Covell Jody / Jody (archive footage)
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Beverly Archer
Mrs. Byrd
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Paul Dooley
Whizzer
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Dean Cameron
Robert Sherwood
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Tracey Walter
Gravel Gus (credit only) / Gravel Gus / Gravel Gus (archive footage)
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Nedra Volz
Cat Woman / Cat Woman (archive footage) / Cat Woman (credit only)
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Raye Birk
Officer Griswald / Lenny Scott
- Linda Hoy Bernice Billings (archive footage) / Bernice Billings (credit only) / Bernice Billings
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Marcia Wallace
Mrs. Lyman
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Judy Landers
Brenda
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Ricky Paull Goldin
Danny Duckworth
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David Ogden Stiers
Flakey Pete
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Joyce Brothers
Dr. Joyce Brothers
- Tommy Newsom Himself
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Carlos Lacámara
Doug Could
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Francis X. McCarthy
Alien Task Force Officer Darnell Valentine / Alien Task Force Officer Darnell Valentine (archive footage)
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Mark Clayman
Randy
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Sam Whipple
Sam (archive footage) / Sam
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David Leisure
Brandon Tartikoff
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Hal Havins
Officer Gaffney
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Frederick de Cordova
Himself
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Mickey Jones
Artie / Artie (archive footage)
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Teresa Ganzel
The Matinee Lady (credit only)
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Rich Little
Himself (credit only)
- Joan Embery Self
- Alan David Gelman Delivery Man / Delivery Man (archive footage)
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Lewis Arquette
Ed Billings / Ed Billings (archive footage)
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Elisha Cook Jr.
Uncle Albert (archive footage) / Uncle Albert
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Michael Berryman
Rick / Rick (archive footage)
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Tim Wade
The Stage Manager / The Stage Manager (credit only)
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Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II
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Ed McMahon
Himself
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Michael Champion
Sgt. Matt Fox
- Norman Lee Harris Himself / Jeff
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David Knell
Dudley
- Robert P. Lieb Uncle Rocky
- Adrienne Hampton Diana
- Shaggy Murphy Jason
- Wendy Oates Stephanie Taylor
- Stephanie Hagen Sylvia
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Dorothy Lyman
Maura Norris
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Joseph Maher
Angel Bob
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Carl Franklin
Dr. Willoughby
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Larry Hankin
Andrew Seminick, Burglar
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Martin Doyle
Mr. Duncan
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Sandy Duncan
Herself
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Judith Marie-Bergan
Marilyn Geiser
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Emily Schulman
Girl
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Mary Jo Catlett
Mary Jo
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Kathleen Freeman
Betty Susla
- Randee Heller Elaine Ochmonek
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Casey Kasem
Himself
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Bob Denver
Gilligan
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David Alan Grier
FBI #1
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Dan Gilvezan
Harry
- Joe Colligan Alexander
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Tim Rossovich
Instructor
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Richard Fancy
Colonel Halsey
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John McLaughlin
Self
- Melissa Francis Miss Williams
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Kurt McKinney
Scott
- Alex Henteloff Mr. Rasmussen
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Dan Castellaneta
Steve Michaels
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Richard Sanders
Hogarth
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Earl Boen
Warren
- David Horowitz Himself
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Stanley DeSantis
Minister
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Anne Ramsey
Ethel Buttonwood
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Archie Hahn
Bill Loman
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Michael Des Barres
Eddie
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Jeff Doucette
Scooter
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Darwin Joston
Dog-Pound Attendant
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Geoffrey Blake
Lizard
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Todd Susman
Jim "Jimbo" Hutchinson
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Nancy Lenehan
Laverne Litwak
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Carla Gugino
Laura
- Joe Mays Ron
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Bill Brochtrup
Charlie
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Frances Bay
Louise Beaumont
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Ted Raimi
Julius
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Tara Karsian
Ellen
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Cleavon Little
George Foley
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Allyce Beasley
Margaret
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Joe Namath
Joe Namath
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Sherman Howard
Officer
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Amzie Strickland
Rebecca
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Fran Drescher
Roxanne
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Logan Ramsey
Vince
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Timothy Stack
Jim
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Brandon Tartikoff
Himself
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Russell Johnson
Professor Roy Hinkley
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Robert Pine
Father
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Jesse D. Goins
Doug
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Jed Mills
Dad
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Aaron Lustig
Willie #2
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Dawn Wells
Mary Ann Summers
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Joseph V. Perry
Mr. Polniakoff
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Gregory Cooke
Michael
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Eric Christmas
Bernie
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Molly Hagan
Denise
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Nicole Dubuc
Hannah
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Carrie Lorraine
Heidi
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Meshach Taylor
Addison
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Deborah White
Monica
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Clyde Kusatsu
Skydiver
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Denise Dowse
FBI #4
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Mark Blankfield
Eric, Sr.
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Larry Poindexter
Sergeant Armstrong
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Henry G. Sanders
George
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John Pinette
Howie Anderson
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Kenneth Tigar
FBI #2
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Arthur Rosenberg
Mr. Defoe
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Lisle Wilson
Police Officer
- Mark Levine Pizza Delivery Man
- Vince McKewin Stele
- Myrna White Myrna
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Bunny Summers
Bunny
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Sandy Freeman
Sandy
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Thomas Callaway
Animal
- Michael Lemon Nolan
- Susan Lavine Skydiver
- Brad Thornton Skydiver Collins
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Robert Costanzo
Tow truck driver Bert
- Randy Sutter Butch
- Kristen Taylor Johnson Alison
- Stephen Seigel Jack Rabbit Courier
- Diane Cary Ms. Wine
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Philip Gordon
Luis Mancia
- Bill McIntyre Officer
- Mimi Davis-Taylor Lady
- Mitchell Group Man
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Joshua Rudoy
Spencer
- Bob Larkin Customer at garage sale
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Pamela McMyler
Customer at garage sale
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Phil Rubenstein
Customer at garage sale
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Garry Goodrow
Consumer Ed
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Douglas Warhit
Exterminator
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Alan Hale Jr.
Skipper Jonas Grumby
- John Miranda Brother Ed
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Michael Alaimo
Monk
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Tom Patchett
Interviewer
- Michele Brustin Self
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Al Fann
Workman
- Darrow Igus Ron
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Nan McNamara
Secretary to Brandon Tartikoff
- Richard Roat Walter Burke
- Melanie Noble Felicia Burke
- Suzanne Hunt Miss Bartley
- Lou Felder Senator Gil Hossenfeffer
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Brian Stokes Mitchell
Congressman Nathan Peal
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Keri Houlihan
Tiffany
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Glenn Withrow
Richard
- Connie Richmond Nurse #1
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Patricia Ayame Thomson
Nurse #2
- James Brown III Little Boy
- Randy Simper Herb
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Nancy Linari
Mary
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Robert Alan Beuth
Howard
- H. Ray Huff Sid
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Pamella D'Pella
Denise
- Fred Goss Delivery Man
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Hilarie Thompson
Betty
- Lindy Nisbet Mavis
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Richard McKenzie
Nick Susla
- Ron Steelman John
- Tony Lober The Intruder
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Tom La Grua
Marshall
- Pete Willcox Aaron King
- Rebecca Boone Andrea
- Peter Iacangelo Lee Frasier
- Bill Wiley Farmer
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David Wohl
TV Shrink
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Bruno Alexander
Sabato Springs Man
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Charles Dougherty
Phil
- Parker Whitman FBI #3
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Marcia Firesten
Betsy
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Dale Raoul
Rita
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Rob Neukirch
Howard
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Holly Fields
Joanie
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Kevin Bourland
Man
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Steve Sweeney
Airline Worker
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Fran Bennett
Mrs. Watson
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Shirley Prestia
Delores
- Wayne Powers Sid
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David Spade
Larry Siotkin
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John Apicella
Man
- Carl Carlsson Rudolph the Plate Spinner
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Kip Gilman
Llyod Ruben
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Edward Edwards
Brian, Sr.
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Jack Armstrong
Ben
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Phil Leeds
Jack
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Doug Ballard
Lieutenant Alden
- Lee Ryan Carl Buck
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Robert Gallo
Workman
- Jessica James Dorothy
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Ivan Bonar
Dean Houseman
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Jack Riley
Elliot Carlin (uncredited)
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James Gallery
- Donna LaBrie Mother
