cast
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Tom Willett
prisoner / Funeral Director / Man From Future
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Douglas Seale
Mike Malloy / Santa
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Gary Riley
Tail Gunner / Jimmy
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Charles Durning
Earl / Assistant to the Boss
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J.J. Cohen
Bert / Jake
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Brad Bird
Family Dog (Voice) / Scientist #2
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Joshua Rudoy
Dennis Paxton / Billy
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Larry Spinak
Arnold Skamp / Geek
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Dana Gladstone
George Gershwin / Producer
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Royal Dano
Elmer Quick / Salvation Army Officer
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Taliesin Jaffe
Scott / Mark
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Jeff Cohen
Eddie / Ralph
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Rick Andosca
Haller / Policeman
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Gregory Wagrowski
man / Ben Oltman
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Paul Bartel
Detective Watts / Dr. Shreck
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Priscilla Pointer
woman on train (cameo) / Charlie
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Lynn Kuratomi
nurse / TV reporter
- Wade Mayer Airline Representative #2 / Stage Manager
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Michael Horse
Indian / male friend
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Jed Mills
Sergeant / Marshall
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JoAnn Willette
Angela / Ruta Mae
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Conrad Dunn
warden's guard / gas station attendant
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Billy Beck
Caretaker / Old Blind Man
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John McCook
emcee / Jerry Lane
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Louis Giambalvo
Dr. Templeton / Haggerty
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Ben Kronen
Bald Man / Professor Smith
- Fredric Cook Dr. Wittenberg / Officer Cook
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Eve Smith
old woman / Old Woman
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Sharon Spelman
Mom / Sally
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Arnold Johnson
Town Sage / Johnny
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Tracey Walter
Blaze / Ezra
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Pamela Guest
Ms. Harris / Assistant Director
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Kiefer Sutherland
Static
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Kyra Sedgwick
Dora Johnson
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Brooke Ashley
Buffy Binford (voice)
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David Rappaport
Troll
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Joe Pantoliano
Joe
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Ian Wolfe
Grandpa Charlie
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Gregory Hines
Falsworth
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Gabriel Damon
Bobby Mynes
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Sondra Locke
Vanessa Sullivan
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Katherine Borowitz
Katherine Baldwin
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Dennis Lipscomb
Val Webster
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Scott Coffey
Peter Brand
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Christina Applegate
Holly
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Adam Ant
Ted Hellenbeck
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Stephen Geoffreys
Alan Webster
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Milton Berle
Self
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Danny DeVito
Herbert
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Mercedes McCambridge
Miss Lestrange (voice)
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Loni Anderson
Love
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Natalie Gregory
Dorothy
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Mary Stuart Masterson
Cynthia Simpson
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Marcia Strassman
Nel Lewise
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Kate McNeil
Patty O'Neil
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Herta Ware
Grandma Helen
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Dom DeLuise
Guilt
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'Weird Al' Yankovic
Cabbage Man
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Frances Bay
Mrs Claus
- Ryan McWhorter Brad Hellenbeck
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Mary Ellen Trainor
Mara Webster
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Mabel King
Jennifer Mowbray
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Geoffrey Lewis
Dan
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Al Ruscio
Tony Maroni
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Annie Potts
Mrs. Bev Binford (voice)
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Mark Hamill
Jonathan Quick
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June Lockhart
Mildred
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Pat Hingle
Sheriff Horace Smyvie
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Tim Robbins
Jordan's Phantom
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Stan Freberg
Skip Binford (voice)
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Sid Caesar
Lou Bundles
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Scott Menville
Billy Binford (voice)
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Charles Nelson Reilly
Father McClintley
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Patrick Swayze
Eric David Peterson
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John D'Aquino
Large Man
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Max Gail
Duncan Moore
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Chris Nash
DeSoto
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Eddie Zammit
Maurici
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Michael Villella
Dr. Levin
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Frank Doubleday
Beckloff
- Jake Hart Jonah Kelly
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Casey Siemaszko
Jonathan
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Kevin Costner
Captain
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Bronson Pinchot
The Director
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Kelly Reno
Jobe H. Farnum
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Lisa Jane Persky
Shirley Crater
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John Scott Clough
Brad Bender
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Eric Bruskotter
Stan
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Richard Masur
Trent Tinker
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Matthew Labyorteaux
Andy
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Debbie Lee Carrington
Alien
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Daniel Frishman
Alien
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Kevin Thompson
Alien
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Gordon Jump
Father
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Rick Ducommun
Larry
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Michael DeLuise
Boyfriend
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Carol Arthur
Mother
- Kristine Blackburn Daughter
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Sydney Lassick
Walter Poindexter
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Nancy Parsons
Grendel
- Marvin J. McIntyre Deputy Weatherby
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Harvey Keitel
Byron Sullivan
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Seth Green
Lance Paxton
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Charlie Sheen
Casey
- Jim Gatherum George
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James Cromwell
Francis
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Mark Tymchyshyn
O'Farrow
- Mike Finneran Customer
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Forest Whitaker
Jerry
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William Dear
David
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Eddie Bracken
Nelson Chumsky
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Joe Seneca
Ben Dumfy
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Sam Waterston
Jordan Manmouth
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Penny Peyser
Jane
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Leo Penn
Fred
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Andrew McCarthy
Edwin
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Rhea Perlman
Lois
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Jon Cryer
Phil
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Catherine Gilmour
Ms. Awesome
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Rebecca Schaeffer
Miss Crowningshield
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M. Emmet Walsh
Grandpa
- David Hollander Harry
- Mary Betten Nancy
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Hayley Mills
Joan Simmons
- Don McLeod Greibble
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Christopher Lloyd
Professor B.O.Beanes
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Tom Bresnahan
Cusimano
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David Carradine
Calvin
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Polly Holliday
Elma Dinnock
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J.A. Preston
Prof. Bertram Carver
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Clare Kirkconnell
Pamela Kelly
- Tom McConnell Raymond Kelly
- Ric Cane Crosswalk man
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Sherry Landrum
Woman in car
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Laurel Green
woman
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Jeffrey Jones
John Baldwin
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Kathy Baker
Charlene Benton
- Jay Ingram Lieutenant
- Mark Erickson Atwood
- Robert Benedict TV reporter
- Debbie Lynn Ross Hostage
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Robert Townsend
Billy Burliss
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Michael Lerner
Mr. Marvin
- Robert Starr Robert
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Bridget Sienna
Actress
- Alan Solomon Actor
- Richard Chudnow Castel's Assistant
- Jeremy Iacone Italian Man
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Alec Murdock
Man
- Charlene Nelson Production Assistant
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Jean St. James
Personal Secretary
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Lisa London
Secretary
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Marina Anderson
Berlis Babe
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Marshall Efron
Burglar (voice)
- Stanley Ralph Ross Burglar (voice)
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Jack Angel
Security Guard (voice)
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Bob Balaban
Jo-Jo Gillespie
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Frederick Coffin
Al Lewise
- Ina Fried Randy Lewise
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Victoria Catlin
Ann Hellenbeck
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Billy Green Bush
George Willoughby
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Dianne Hull
Kathryn Willoughby
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Gennie James
Diana Willoughby
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Kristen Vigard
Karen
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Dick Shawn
Joe Willoughby
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Jim Siedow
Totzke
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Angel Tompkins
Mia
- Gabe Cohen Mendelheim
- Robert Kim Businessman
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Libby Aubrey
Beauty
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Norman Friedman
Man
- Tom Harrison Harold
- Barbara Sharma Mrs. Bender
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Bill Allen
Cliff Ratte
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Joan Foley
Scientist
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Dominick Brascia
Billy Johnson
- Isabelle Walker Francine
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Megan Wyss
girl
- Piper Cochrane Darcy Cook
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Jon Van Ness
Jim Bowie
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John Philbin
Bullseye
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Gary Mauro
Sam
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Glen Mauro
Dave
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Ken Stovitz
Lamar
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Joseph G. Medalis
Jimmy
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Vance Colvig
Vaudevillian
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Paul 'Mousie' Garner
Vaudevillian
- Don Davis Vaudevillian
- Happy Hall Vaudevillian
- Jack Spoons Vaudevillian
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Whitey Roberts
Vaudevillian
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C.J. Hunt
Robert the Waiter
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Sal Viscuso
Sergeant Redmond
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Tad Horino
market owner
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Richard Epcar
tv reporter
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Craig Richard Nelson
Dick Castel
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Carrie Fisher
Laurie Macnamara
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Lainie Kazan
Sister Teresa
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Hurd Hatfield
Logan Webb
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Dan Ponce
Pepi
- Irene Olga López Carmen
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Sheryl Lee Ralph
show singer
- Pamela Galloway Trish Charlton
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Jack Carter
John Bluthener
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James Karen
Richard Whelan
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Laraine Newman
Miss Schroedinger
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Rick Overton
John Aubrey
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Anthony James
Businessman
- David Stone Maheshwara
- Ann Bell Pregnant Woman
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Dick Balduzzi
drunk Santa
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Luca Bercovici
Granville
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Philip McKeon
Stick
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Ray Mancini
Irish
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Ralph Seymour
Ira
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Leo Geter
Evergreen
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Tom Hodges
Tiny
- David Friedman Jonathan Quick (age 12)
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Joanna Merlin
Marie
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Mary Jo Deschanel
Francine Gazetta
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Lois de Banzie
Alma Quick
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Evelyn Keyes
Evelyn Chumsky
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Bruce Davison
Richard
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Andrea Marcovicci
Barbara
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Robert Picardo
Tony Sepulveda
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Wendy Schaal
Sheena
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Heidi Zeigler
Deena
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Lane Smith
Dr. Caruso
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Kathleen Lloyd
Samantha
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Joe Regalbuto
Merle
- Misty Forrest little girl
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Kay Bess
nurse
- Bill Wiley Underling #2
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Beau Bridges
Teddy Shearing
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Randy Oglesby
Dr. Edward Northrup
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Jamie Rose
Mrs. Northrup
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Wendy Phillips
Barbara Lynn Paxton
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Suzanne Snyder
Patti
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Fran Ryan
Mrs. Abbott
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Stephen Lee
Dad
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Susan Swift
Marsha
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Dennis Haskins
man in station wagon
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Robert Axelrod
Frank
- Aaron Seville technician
- Paul Tauger technician
- Cletus Young father
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Judi Durand
Doctor
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Galyn Görg
Ms. Eyeful
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Lana Clarkson
Ms. Allure
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Penelope Sudrow
mousey girl
- Harry Woolf Dr. Blitz
- Al Lampkin cop
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Wynonna Smith
cashier
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Caren Kaye
Dorothy
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David L. Crowley
David
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David Arnott
umpire
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Robyn Lively
Kate
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Parker Jacobs
John Willson
- Robert L. Gibson Dad
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Steve Antin
Bud
- Cheryl McWilliams Kate's mom
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John Simone
Norman Bates
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Tim Russ
Security guard
- Jennie Sadler airline representative
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Wil Shriner
James
- Joel Lawrence pilot
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Cassandra Gava
red bag woman
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John Roselius
Todd Johnson
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Lance E. Nichols
security guard
- Erinn Canavan child
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Richard Burns
air traffic control
- Rosemarie Castellano fashionable woman
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Ebbe Roe Smith
man
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Frank Welker
Greibble (voice)
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Dick Miller
Fred
- Justin Mooney Bobby
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Jim Jansen
man in commercial
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Héctor Elizondo
Meadows
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Kevin Hagen
Rob Wellan
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Roberto Contreras
trustee
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Paul Eiding
Doctor
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James T. Callahan
Erhardt
- Alan Fine inmate
- John Hamelin priest
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Hawthorne James
Fowler
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Nicholas Love
Bradshaw
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Ann Walker
Ma
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Britt Leach
Ernie
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Ritch Brinkley
Mayor Chester A. Barnsworth
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Dick Cavett
Dick Cavett
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Helen Shaver
Karen
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Glenn Scarpelli
Jeffrey Gelb
- Michael C. Gwynne jail attendant
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Jack Thibeau
tough guy
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Eve Arden
Jane's mother
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Griffin Dunne
Dick
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Barry Dennen
news dealer
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Mary Woronov
nurse
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Richard Paul
Mr. Krupp
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Alix Elias
lady customer
- Fred Scialla loner
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Todd Allen
air traffic control
- Joan Wells Mom
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Louis Silvers
Waiter #2
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Ed McMahon
Ed McMahon
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Dirk Benedict
Face
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Gary Coleman
Arnold Jackson
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Barbara Billingsley
June Cleaver
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Richard Simmons
Richard Simmons
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Lyle Alzado
Lyle Alzado
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Shawn Weatherly
Beauty Pageant Contestant
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LaWanda Page
Aunt Esther
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Jake Steinfeld
The Hulk
- Jim Lange Jim Lange
- Clara Peller Clara Peller
- Charlie Dell Salesman
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Kristian Alfonso
Kristian Alfonso
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Leann Hunley
Leann Hunley
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Rod McCary
Emcee
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Philip Bruns
Mr. Beasley
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Jocko Marcellino
Thug #1
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Sid Haig
Thug
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Garry Goodrow
doorman
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Bernadette Birkett
Tina
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David Byrd
Mr. Rhine
- Gerry Gibson drunk Santa
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Fritz Feld
Maitre 'd
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Beverly Sanders
Susan
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Abbe Lane
Enchantress
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John Fiedler
Man on Boat
-
Nancy Ann Nelson
Female Newscaster
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Tony Kienitz
Harry
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Cindy Morgan
Beth
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Stanley Brock
Mitchell
- E. Hampton Beagle Murray Bernstein
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Mitch Kreindel
Floyd King
-
Cal Gibson
guard
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James Avery
Chief Hansen
-
Ken Olfson
Clifford Monroe
-
Angelo Rossitto
Vaudevillian
- Titus Napoleon used car salesman
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Peter Kwong
weatherman
-
Bryan Gordon
father
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Leo Rossi
Murray
-
Julius Harris
Joe
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Larry Gelman
Harry Striker
-
Larry Cedar
Danny
-
Tim Herbert
Jack
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Eda Reiss Merin
Dora
-
Nick Lewin
young magician
- Kelli Lessie magician's assistant
- Jack Wells Mr. Zahl
- Gary Allen Mr. Simon
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Jonathan Luria
Officer Montgomery
-
Thomas F. Maguire
guard
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John Lithgow
John Walters
-
Anne Helm
Mary Dickenson
-
Albert Hague
Mr. Liebermacher
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Rain Phoenix
Doris
-
John Christopher Jones
Vin Colbeck
-
Joyce Van Patten
Eva
-
Nicholas Pryor
Dr. Fetlock
-
Rodney Kageyama
Dr. Barth
-
John Alvin
Professor Rand
- Gary Bergher Professor Gilbert
- Margaret Howell Eve Shearing
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Milton Murrill
waiter
-
Nelson Welch
Father McKay
-
Peter Jason
commander
-
Anthony LaPaglia
mechanic #2
-
Terry Beaver
officer
-
Keith Joe Dick
1st Sergeant
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Karen Kopins
Liz
- Frank Schuller Paul Treadwell
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Brion James
Willie Joe
-
Elden Henson
Freckle Face Boy
-
Len Lesser
Old Grave Digger
- Oliver Dear Young Grave Digger
- Susan Dear Harold's Wife
-
Larry Hankin
Jubal
- William Frankfather Mayor
-
Lucy Lee Flippin
Librarian
- Michael Zand Ra Amin Ka
-
Bill Martin
Guard
-
Brian Bradley
Actor
- Dalton Cathey Doctor
- John Carlyle auctioneer
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Don Calfa
Messenger
- Suzanne Bateman Gail
- Sally Stark older woman
-
Robert Lesser
young man
-
Roberts Blossom
Ohpa Globe
-
Lukas Haas
Brian Globe
-
Gail Edwards
Joleen Globe
-
Scott Paulin
Fenton Globe
-
Drew Barrymore
girl on train (cameo)
-
Hugh Gillin
train conductor
-
Sandy Ward
train engineer
-
Renny Roker
Dr. Steele
-
Richard Bull
Mr. Hiller
-
Richard Young
Davy Crockett
-
William Boyett
Colonel Travis
-
Lurene Tuttle
Harriet Wendse
-
Michael Cavanaugh
James Lefferts
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Benji Gregory
Sam
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Robert V. Barron
curator
- Kelly Henson Elizabeth Treadwell
- Jeanne Jensen Sweet Woman
- Steve Liebman Underling #1
- Patty Maloney Alien
