cast
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Chris Morris
Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters
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Mark Heap
Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters
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David Cann
Alan Fortune-Vatch / Donaldus Matthews / Vicar / Vicar / Ripp Candy
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Kevin Eldon
Alan / Belgian Comedian / Prison Officer / Spike Durnaburny / Mr. Wastrey
- Barbara Durkin Informercial Mother / French Woman / Philippa Jute / Marigold Blenny
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Doon Mackichan
Woman on 'Fadanoid' / Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa / Newsreader / Accelorata Jengold
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Albert Welling
Naked Asexual Man up a Stick / Gene Man / Clerk of the Court
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Gina McKee
Libby Shuss / Vivian Banch
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Claire Skinner
Helly Melvick / Board Member/Martha O'Dennell / Mrs Wastrey
- Bill Moody Managing Director / Bill Laswell / Ian Beezley
- Paul Garner "Technology!" man
- Claire Rayner Self
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Peter Baynham
Welsh Naval Officer / Sven Yabbsley
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Amelia Bullmore
Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus / Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly
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John McCririck
Self
- Sinead Griffin-Lennon Patricia O'Dennell / Desiree Wastrey
- Janene Possell Granita Rocksand
- Bill Bailey Fr. Pierre Runek / Eyewitness
- Bill Cashmore Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance / Jury Foreman
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Simon Kunz
Graham / Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby
- Harriet Norcott Sophie V'Haalbjje
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Frankie Fraser
Self
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David Sullivan
Self
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Alexander Armstrong
American Vox Pop
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Hugh Dennis
Dr. Balb Kubrox
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Richard Briers
Self
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Ian Gelder
Dr. Jonathan Kwattes
- John Irwin
- Hayley Casanovas
- Luke Sorba Dinner Party Guest / Boxing Goat Owner
- Felicity Montagu Dinner Party Guest
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Lynsey de Paul
Self
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Alexandra Paul
Self (voice)
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Britt Ekland
Self
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Nicholas Parsons
Self
- Michael Van Wijk Self
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Paul Daniels
Self
- Jilly Cooper Self (voice)
- Oliver Skeete Self
- Peregrine Worsthorne Self
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Carla Lane
Self
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Bernard Ingham
Self
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Bernard Manning
Self
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Noel Edmonds
Self
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Bruno Brookes
Self
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Rolf Harris
Self
- David Amess Self
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Jimmy Greaves
Self
- Jasbinder Singh Mann Self
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Nicholas Hoult
School Boy
- Peter Darling
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Nigel Lindsay
Peacecap Johnson
- Stephen Webber
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Christopher Wilkinson
Dr. Fash Habbard
- Eve Pollard Self
- Tania Bryer Self
- Tamara Beckwith Self
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Nick Owen
Self
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Steven Berkoff
Self
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Lynne Franks
Self
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Jenny Powell
Self
- Lindsay Fraser
- Francesca Ford
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Kathryn Pogson
Audience Member
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Peter Stringfellow
Self
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Peter Tatchell
Self
- Jean Ainslie Jill McManus
- Ruddy L. Davis Nelson Koka
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Constantine Gregory
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John Guerrasio
- Alethea Herron
- Tristan Hickey
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Kieron Jecchinis
Shane Hufford
- Mick Walter News Dwarf
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Willie Ross
Sainsbur McManus / Eddie Hazel
- Rhodes Boyson Self
- Tommy Vance Self
- Geoffrey Boycott Self
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Michael Winner
Self
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Vanessa Feltz
Self
- Saleh Chaudhri Garage Manager
- Gerard Doyle
- Dominic Letts
- Guy Masterson Tasscam Holiday
- Michael Redmond Father Jools Doolan
- Darcus Howe Self
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John Challis
Self
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Sean Foley
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Ben Swann
Self
