cast
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Emma Fryer
Self (voice)
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Lawry Lewin
Self (voice)
- Mark Kempner Self (voice)
- Julie Burchill Self (voice)
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Tom Stourton
Professor Fuck / Suited Man / Man in Bar
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Gemma Whelan
Bar Waitress / Lost Woman in the Park
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Mark Davison
Man in Bar / Murray the Long Lost Friend on the Train
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Natasia Demetriou
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Liam Williams
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Tom Brooke
Detective Inspector Rufus Fox
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Riann Steele
Detective Inspector Sonia Cooper
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Mike Wozniak
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Brett Goldstein
- William Andrews
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Tom Bell
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Josie Long
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Isy Suttie
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Blindboy Boatclub
Self
- Rubberbandits Themselves / themselves
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Bobby McGlynn
Mr. Chrome / Self
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Steve Coogan
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Sarah Millican
- Gavin Webster
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Nick Helm
Nick Helm
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David Earl
Cumbo
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Theo Barklem-Biggs
Repo
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Nick Mohammed
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Claudia O'Doherty
Self
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Jamie Demetriou
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James Allenby-Kirk
Kirk
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Maureen Carr
Mother
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Cavan Clerkin
Darren / Simon Swervy
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Sarah Campbell
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Daniel Simonsen
Daniel / Daniel Simonsen
- Simon Balch
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Phoebe Walsh
- Thom Tuck
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Roisin Conaty
Marcella
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Caroline Ginty
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Duncan Preston
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Charlotte Ritchie
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Alison Steadman
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Adam Wilson
- Mark O'Sullivan Vic / Grant / Vic - Grant
- Miles Chapman Brent / Delphine / Delphine - Brent
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David Crow
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Jim Howick
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Oliver Maltman
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Jim Broadbent
DCI Ponk
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Lydia Piechowiak
WPC Debbie Jackson
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Ellie White
Diane
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Rose Matafeo
Rose
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Howard Ward
Garrow
- Maxi Tilyard Billy
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Simon Greenall
- Beth Kingston The Girl
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Phil Burgers
Various
- Kathryn Bond Woman in Noisy Restaurant / Seafood Restaurant Waitress
- Olympia Madalinski Babe
- Mr Suryakant Patel
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Matt King
Les
- Pat Cahill Ricky
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Hayley Jayne Standing
Coral
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Bridget Christie
- Nadia Kamil
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Michaela Coel
Tracey Gordon
- Robert Lonsdale Connor Jones
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Tanya Franks
Mandy Jones / Mandy
- Oscar Ryan Ivan
- Eoin O'Sullivan Grown Up Ivan
- Jumayn Hunter Lee Sanders aka Slice
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Jay Simpson
The Pitbull
- Chris Boyd Drummer
- Chuquai Billy Keyboardist
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Eric Lampaert
Bassist
- Harry Deansway Additional Cast
- Simon Feilder Additional Cast
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Beth Aynsley
Additional Cast
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Lucas Bond
Lucas
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Fiona Dolman
Mrs. Samuels
- Nancy Barry (voice)
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Neil Maskell
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David Schaal
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Tony Way
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Mae Martin
- Helen McAlpine Waitress
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Karen Bartke
Michelle
- Josh York Kid
- Jim Muir Ashley
- Sarah-May Philo Boy's Mother
- Michael Redmond Captain Marshall
- John Purvis Anchor Cub Council
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Eleanor Morton
Lingerie Co-Worker
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Raymond Mearns
Uncle
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Karen Fishwick
Cousin Lucinda
- JoJo Sutherland Aunt
- Daniel Webster Pete the Fun
- Alexis Dubus
- Tom Golding
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John-Luke Roberts
- Ben Target
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Elis James
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Alistair Green
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Joel Dommett
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Cariad Lloyd
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Diane Morgan
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Rufus Jones
Ralph Michaels
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Lucy Montgomery
Sally
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Neil Edmond
Chris Coombes
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Jessica Gunning
Steph
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Dominique Moore
Julie
- Eoin McSorley Trevor
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Sam Underwood
The Cardinal
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John Macmillan
Ronald
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Kadiff Kirwan
Aaron
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Susan Wokoma
Cynthia Gordon
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Shola Adewusi
Joy Gordon
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Maggie Steed
Esther
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Danielle Walters
Candice
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Gabby Best
Andrea
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Vivienne Acheampong
Susan
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Ray Badran
Ray
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Joe Wilkinson
Mike
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Darren Connell
Cousin Bannatyne
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Susie McCabe
Cinema Girl
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Emily Bevan
Date Girl
- Bobby Carroll MC