cast
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Joe Estevez
President Davidson / President Davidson / President Davidson Jr.
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Tim Heidecker
Agent Jack Decker / Agent Jack Decker / Agent Jack Decker Jr. / Agent Jack Decker / Grandfather Decker / Jack Decker Jr.
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Gregg Turkington
Special Agent Kington / Special Agent Jonathan Kington / Special Agent Jonathan Kington / Old Kington
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Mark Proksch
Abdul / Wolfman / Frankenstein / Bob Cratchit / Jacob Marley / Mummy / Charlie Chaplin / W-CPO / Abdul / The Wolfman / Frankenstein / The Mummy / Abdul
- James Mane Jr. Lanoi Arnold
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John Aprea
General Cotter
- Simone Turkington Advisor
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Sally Kellerman
First Lady Janet Davidson
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Ralph Lucas
James Dean / Dracula
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Jimmy McNichol
Son of Dracula
- Charlie Schiefer Vice President Roger Robertson
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Vinny DeGennaro
Soldier #2 / Trainer / NYC Cab Driver / Soldier #1
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Manuel Giusti
Manuel Giusti / Fictional Special Agent Kington
- Rizi Timane UN Secretary General / Chakka
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Vaughn Armstrong
Dr. Peterson
- Ayaka Ohwaki President Davidson's Secretary / Ayaka
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David Schroeder
Doctor
- Bobby Valli Dr. Gary Reaper / Zombie
- Vincent Riquier Vinny / Vinny (uncredited)
- Toni Sawyer Aide
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Alessandro Serradimigni
Axiom
- Nicholas Ruffilo Nick (uncredited) / Nick
- Andrew Porter Michael Victor
- Chris Murray Terrorist
- Melanie Erlich Waitress
- Cristy Joy Stewardess
- Daniel Krause Terrorist 1
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Al Jardine
Dr. Richards
- Kyle Clinton Soldier
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Ernest Pierce
Front Desk Clerk
- Corwin Allard Young Jack Decker Jr.
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Joey Travolta
Judge Buchanan
- Jesse Popp Concertgoer
- Kellee Maize Popp
- Corbin Timbrook Fictional President Davidson
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Steve Railsback
Fictional General Cotter
- Mike Tarnofsky Helicopter Pilot
- Ruben Roberto Gomez Senator Sanchez
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Eric Kaldor
Dr. Aswad
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Nick Brett
Trooper
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Michael C. Matthews
Roy St. Charlemagne Laroux
- January Welsh Candy
- Zac Holtzman Dr. Luther An
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Mustafa Haidari
Arab Attacker
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Lindsay Seim
Maybellene
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David Marks
Self
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Carl Gottlieb
Self
- Terry Shroud Film Buff
- Dee Thompson Captain Dee
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Don Swayze
General Coover
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Todd Rundgren
Ambassador Zultan (voice)
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Raghuram Shetty
International Panelist
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Marilyn Harris Smith
Mrs. Crane
