cast
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Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Morgan
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David Anthony Higgins
Joe Farrell
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Joely Fisher
Paige Clark
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Clea Lewis
Audrey Penney
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Jeremy Piven
Spence Kovak
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Arye Gross
Adam Green
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Alice Hirson
Lois Morgan
- Steven Gilborn Harold Morgan
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Patrick Bristow
Peter Barnes
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Holly Fulger
Holly Jamison
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Maggie Wheeler
Anita Warwell
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Jack Plotnick
Barrett
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Lisa Darr
Laurie Manning
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Bruce Campbell
Ed Billik
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Dan Gauthier
Matt Liston
- Kayla Murphy Holly Manning
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William Ragsdale
Dan
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Anthony Clark
Will Davies
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Nancy Lenehan
Margaret
- Cara Rose Emily
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Sarah Dampf
Willa
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Greg Germann
Rick
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Kate Hodge
Stephanie
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Cristine Rose
Susan
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Connie Britton
Heather
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Kate Williamson
Mrs. Rodgers
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Patrick Warburton
Jack / Brent
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Paxton Whitehead
Dr. Whitcomb
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Ron Palillo
Ron Palillo
- Ebick Pizzadili Mia
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Dan Finnerty
Crew Member Dan / Tom / Doorman
- Gene Poe Waiter / Salesman / Man
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Oprah Winfrey
Therapist
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Jerry Penacoli
Richard
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Brian Doyle-Murray
Burt Kovak
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Kathleen Noone
Ferne Kovak
- Vance DeGeneres Erik Matthew Marshall / Guitarist at audition
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Aaron Neville
Self (uncredited) / Aaron Neville
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Christine Taylor
Karen Lewis
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Brian George
Ranjit Sudar
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Laura Dern
Susan
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Daniel Edward Mora
Deliveryman (uncredited) / Water Delivery Man
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Kathy Najimy
Lorna Irons / Theresa
- Dean Fortunato Man
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Paul Bates
Kenny Burke
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Jamie Kennedy
Tad
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Don Yesso
The Robber / Fight Fan
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Stephanie Erb
'Alien' Denise
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Linda Ellerbee
Interviewer / Linda Ellerbee
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Raymond Forchion
Customer / Smitty
- Bari K. Willerford Delivery Man
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Kimmy Robertson
Brandy
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Michael Des Barres
The Patient / Nigel the Director
- Chris D'Arienzo Customer
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Paul Crowder
Trendy Man / Drummer at audition
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Roger Eschbacher
Derek / Cop
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Dana Gould
Mike
- Juliana Schiavo Latte Customer / Lesbian's Daughter
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Tricia Leigh Fisher
Megan / Joanie
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Steven Eckholdt
Richard
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K.D. Lang
Janine
- Patrick Harrigan Waiter
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Kevin McDonald
Chuck
- Susan Norfleet Julie
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Tyler Layton
Leah
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Shawn Christian
Danny
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Angie Dickinson
Betsy
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Leslie Jordan
Top Studio Executive
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Jada Pinkett Smith
Ellen Screen Test #3
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Mary Steenburgen
Self (uncredited)
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Robert Gant
Dr. Garber
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Bradley Whitford
Doug
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Patrick Cranshaw
Irving
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Eric Lutes
Greg
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Joey Slotnick
Mr. Selman
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Clyde Kusatsu
Judge Mitchell Sung
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Doris Belack
Cora
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Elya Baskin
Sergei
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Kathy Griffin
Peggy
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Barry Corbin
Jack Penney
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Gregory Sierra
General Colon
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Elinor Donahue
Delores Warwell
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Giovanni Ribisi
Cashier
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Lane Davies
Nate
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Tracy Tweed
Tara
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Don Lake
Bob
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Sully Diaz
Maria
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Peter Krause
Tim
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Christopher Darga
Officer
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Kurt Fuller
Dr. Collins
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Tommy Hinkley
Steve
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Harriet Sansom Harris
Claire
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Kaley Cuoco
Little Ellen
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Mary Page Keller
Sarah
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Jann Arden
Self (uncredited)
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Meshell Ndegeocello
Self (uncredited)
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Derek McGrath
Stanley Peck
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Brandon Maggart
Harry
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Laraine Newman
The Over-Supportive Parent (uncredited)
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Bea Arthur
Bea Arthur
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Ted Danson
Self (uncredited)
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Andrea Parker
Joanna
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Jane Carr
Glynnis
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William Bumiller
Roger
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John Riggi
Manager
- Toni Tennille Tennille (uncredited)
- Brittany Paige Bouck Head Dolphin
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Florence Henderson
Madeline
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Peter Michael Goetz
Dr. Haddassi
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Helen Hunt
Ellen Screen Test #2
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Steven Houska
Waiter
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Connie Stevens
Paige's Mom
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Todd Waring
William
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Patty Toy
Engineer's Wife
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Jill Talley
Infomercial Woman
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Sirena Irwin
Cherry-O
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Steven Flynn
Joe
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Dennis Burkley
Nestor Biggs
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Harland Williams
Ticket Taker
- Chuck Mavich Roy
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Molly Shannon
Woman
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Nick Bakay
Lloyd
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Concetta Tomei
Professor Bass
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Bonnie Raitt
Bonnie Raitt
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Queen Latifah
Queen Latifah (uncredited)
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Brett Butler
Grace Kelly
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Drew Carey
Drew Carey
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Wayne Newton
Doctor
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Eileen Heckart
Grandma
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Jean Speegle Howard
Bernadette
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Kat Cressida
Instructor #1
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Jennifer Grant
Erin
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Lise Simms
Lesly
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Bob Glouberman
Sean
- Molly David Sweet Old Woman
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Jaime Hubbard
Melissa
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Rachel Duncan
Little Girl
- Cynthia Madvig The Admirer
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Gregory White
Man
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Phil Leeds
Comedian
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Jim Doughan
Camera Assistant
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Orson Bean
Gameshow Contestant
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Glenn Close
Glenn Close
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Tim Conway
Comedian
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Cindy Crawford
Ellen Screen Test #1
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Christine Lahti
Ellen Screen Test #4
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Julianna Margulies
Ellen Screen Test #5
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Allan Murray
Announcer #1
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John O'Hurley
Announcer #2
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Tony Carreiro
Jackson
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Ann Talman
Beth
- Jeff Weatherford Teddy
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Eliza Coyle
Karen (uncredited)
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Eve Gordon
Adam's Date (uncredited)
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Brian Leckner
Karl
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Wendle Josepher
Saleswoman
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Eve Brent
Lovely Old Woman (uncredited)
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Bryn Erin
Girl (uncredited)
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Judy Kain
Nurse
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Rachel Davies
Mrs. Lowrey
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Fiona Hale
Grandmother
- Dailyn Matthews Pregnant Woman
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Sandra Kinder
Saleslady
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Colleen Wainwright
Woman
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Kim Kim
Korean Woman
- Sherlinda Dix Woman
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Matt Landers
Photographer
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Shaun Duke
Man in Line
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John Mueller
Brad
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Michael Chieffo
Bank V.P.
- Brenda Varda Lawyer
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Jerry Sroka
Engineer
- Rosie Taravella Clerk
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Gene Weygandt
Gallery Owner
- Patrick Mickler Officer
- Lois Viscoli Depressed Woman
- Ryan Olson Student
- Jordan Bond Student
- Scott Sites Delivery Man
- Sweeney McVeigh Waiter
- Joanna Daniels Tracy
- Jan Eddy Big Ed
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Michael Shamus Wiles
Bartender
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Jim Cody Williams
Biker
- David Driver Customer
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Steve Kehela
Jeff
- Barry Wiggins Herbert
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Lisa Stahl
Delila
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Don Stark
Repairman
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John Bowman
Glenn
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Steven Marcus
Agitated Man
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Dorian Spencer
Young Man
- Richard Hicks Coffee Drinker
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David Brisbin
Manager
- Jimmy Danelli Customer
- John Mulrooney Fight Fan
- Amy Jo Weinstein Woman
- Jo Steele Woman
- Steve Albert Fight Announcer (voice)
- Harley Venton David 'Dave' Ellis DDS
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Blaire Baron
Waitress
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Christine Romeo
Woman
- Martha Thompson Sarah
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Brian McGovern
Romantic Guy
- Alicia Anne Pretty Girl
- Murray Rubinstein Bill
- Kathleen McMartin Distressed Woman
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Leonard Kelly-Young
Customer
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Kymberly Newberry
Dignified Woman
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Lisa Inouye
Clipboard Woman
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Darla Haun
Beautiful Woman
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John McCafferty
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Kenneth Kimmins
Phil
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Chad Einbinder
Bob
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Helen Siff
Sharon
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Paul Marin
Mr. Phillips
- Dave Richardson Ted
- Andrea Leithe Marion
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Jim Jackman
Man
- Stephen James Carver Detective
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Garret Davis
Detective
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Larry Poindexter
Don
- Mary Otis Flight Attendant
- Milt Tarver Passenger
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Matt Letscher
Steven Morgan
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Rebecca Staab
Cindy
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Scott LaRose
Jack
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Mark L. Taylor
Charles
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Ryan Holihan
Billy
- Nicki Vannice Debbie
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Jill Baker
Mrs. Thompson
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J. Patrick McCormack
Reverend Engler
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Bill Calvert
Patrick
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Karen Maruyama
Kate
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Brian Cousins
Billy
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Patience Cleveland
Maisie
- Billye Ree Wallace Polly
- Chris Douridas Chad
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Harry Shearer
Ted Layton
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Nita Talbot
Mrs. Koger
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Marianne Muellerleile
Edna
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Damian London
Funeral Director
- Crystal Carson Gwen
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Matt McKenzie
Officer
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Rick Scarry
Funeral Guest
- Angela Dohrmann Jessica
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Andrew Shaifer
Party Guest
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David Sederholm
Patrick
- Jeffrey Alan Chandler Cookie Man
- Zack Eginton Bud
- Jonathan Emerson Lucky Customer
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Laurel Green
Lorraine
- Lisa Harrison Bambi
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Patricia Lentz
Joanne
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Mark McCracken
Richard
- Joyce Sylvester Cookbook Woman
- Gregory Paul Martin Roger
- Peter Kim Korean Man
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Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek (voice)
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Ken Olandt
Alternate Juror
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Ralph P. Martin
Tony
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Marcia Mitzman Gaven
Debby
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Molly Cheek
Sylvia
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Felicity Waterman
Lauren
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Kimberly Russell
Tonya
- Patrick S. Harrigan Customer
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Kevin Mangold
Bear
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Elaine Hendrix
Maya
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Spencer Rochfort
Jerry
- Scott Fowler Sam
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Eric Allan Kramer
Detective Gil Ryan
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David DeLuise
Robber in Hat
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Jamie Marsh
Robber in Jacket
- Rick Charles The Andrae Crouch Singers
- Kristle Murden The Andrae Crouch Singers
- Kathy Hazzard The Andrae Crouch Singers
- Linda McCrary The Andrae Crouch Singers
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Danny Lee Clark
Nitro
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Lori Fetrick
Ice
- Jackie Roberts Debbie
- Mike Adamle Mike Adamle
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W. Earl Brown
Customer
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Jeffrey Lampert
Customer
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Connie Needham
Waitress
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Lee Reherman
Hawk
- Jeff Sanders Contestant
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Tom Billett
American Gladiator
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Dann Florek
Mr. Woodruff
- Gloria Augustus The Andrae Crouch Singers
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Brittany Ashton Holmes
Julie
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Christine Elise
Rosie
- Kate Benton Psychotic Woman
- Mike White Instructor
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Scotch Ellis Loring
Walter
- Ruth Manning Customer
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Rick Fitts
Reporter
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Maurice Chasse
Neighbor
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Jim Haynie
Jake Hilfiger
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Hal Landon Jr.
Bus Driver
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Kevin Light
Contractor
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David Wells
Mousy Man
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Tommy Bertelsen
Kid
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Paddi Edwards
Smoking Woman
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K.T. Vogt
Junker Woman
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Shaun Toub
Foreign Man
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Jay Johnston
Transition Guy
- Ramon Choyce Little Lawyer
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Jimmy Galeota
Little Doctor
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Beverly Garland
Eva
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Bruce Thomas
Mike Lyons
- Mara Holguin Katie
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Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart
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Pat Millicano
Randy
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Carrie Fisher
Carrie Fisher
- Michael Maynard Colin
- Matthew Sullivan Salesman
- Robert Lance Man
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Ron Canada
Detective Sutterman
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Eric Menyuk
Jim Hogan
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Wayne Wilderson
Ronnie Williams
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Nick Toth
Earl
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Scott Mosenson
Josh Patterson
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Robert Briscoe Evans
Driver
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Don Amendolia
Mr. Koundakian
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Mary Tyler Moore
Mary Tyler Moore
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Paul Dooley
Thomas Kelsey
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Wesley Thompson
Kevin Brown
- Andy Houts Brett Sellman
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Judith Scarpone
Sydelle
- Scott Lindner Hockey Fan
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Carol Kane
Lily Penney
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Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
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Charlie Brill
Del Shapiro
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Mitzi McCall
Rochelle Shapiro
- Tera Hendrickson Barb
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Cynthia Lamontagne
Lesly
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Bodhi Elfman
Surfer Dude
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Elizabeth Keener
Trendy Woman
- Nick Edenetti Caberet Singer
- Loretta Palazzo Guitar Woman
- Abbie Jaye Piccolo Woman
- Ruth Carlsson Xylophone Woman
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Janeane Garofalo
Chloe Korban
- Thea Vidale Technician
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Mina Kolb
Nurse
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Michole Briana White
Alyssa
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Susan Powell
Salon Lady
- Nancy Serrano Art Student
- Shae D'Lyn Debbie Johnson
- Timothy Elwell Security Guy
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Jonathan Stark
Gus
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Jeff Dunham
Starky
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Greg Collins
Agent Chamberlain
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Perry Anzilotti
Minister
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Brian McNamara
Jim
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Earl Boen
Hubert Warwell
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Dan Sachoff
Brian
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Mariska Hargitay
Dara
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Willie C. Carpenter
Officer Wilson
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Dave Florek
Officer
- Edward Blanchard Mugger
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Rob Moore
Witness
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Curtis Armstrong
Tom
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Larry Hankin
Larry
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Gregory McKinney
Officer
- Dena Burton Thirsty Customer
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Pat Crawford Brown
Rose
- John Petlock Uncle Jim
- John David Conti Tom
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Chris Hogan
Stevie (voice)
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Eddie Fisher
Eddie Fisher
- Richard Roat Mortgage Broker
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Juanita Jennings
Therapist
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Anne Rice
Anne Rice
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Carol Barbee
Megan
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Ashley Peldon
Little Paige
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Romy Rosemont
The Woman
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Fred Ornstein
Camp Director
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Harvey Korman
Therapist
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Anne DeSalvo
Waitress
- Max Lazar Customer
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Lyle Waggoner
Vic
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Debra Mooney
Barbara
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Lori Heuring
The Cowgirl
- Steven Cragg Greg
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Julie Janney
The Receptionist
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Marilyn Kagan
Therapist
-
Jim Ward
Emcee
-
Joe Flaherty
Perry
- Danny Breen Homeless Guy
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Jeff Feringa
Edna
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Trisha Yearwood
Trisha Yearwood
- John Del Regno Walter Denbo
- John Cervenka Art
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Esther Scott
Ruby
-
Jonathan Fuller
The Instructor
-
Michael McDonald
The Guy
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Philippe Bergeron
Maitre d'
- David Fenner Waiter
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Peggy Lane
Woman in Coffee Shop
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Rick Hall
Contractor
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Marie-Alise Recasner
Kim
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Mindy Sterling
June Haddassi
- Terence Washington Dale
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Tim Bagley
The Wine Maker
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Gary Schwartz
Gary
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Bridget Sienna
The Nurse
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Michael Hagiwara
The Doctor
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David Crosby
David Crosby
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Andy Kindler
Hesh Finkleman
- Anthony Natale Brian
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Deanne Bray
Juliet
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J. Karen Thomas
The Operator
- Mitch Gibney Customer
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Iqbal Theba
Dalai Rajhavaari
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Judy Nazemetz
Alice
- Read Scot Caesar
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Clive Rosengren
Mitch
- Paulette Braxton The Nurse
- Everett Greenbaum The Older Man
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James Hong
The Waiter
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Catherine Paolone
The Mother
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Chaz Bono
The Moderator
- Liza D'Agostino Joanne
- Gena Gilcease Teacher
- Gina Mari Carley
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Suzanne Lanza
Waitress
- Bernd Linhart Italian Waiter
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Dedee Pfeiffer
Lisa
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Andrea Bendewald
Sherry
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Loretta Fox
Dena
- Shannon Frank Cafe Waitress
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John Capodice
Tony
- Georgia Ragsdale Woman
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Constance Zimmer
Riot Girl
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Martin Charles Warner
Old Man
- Steve Moloney Bartender
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Louis Gossett Jr.
Sgt. Timko
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Paul Feig
Peterson
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Jim O'Heir
Kelsy
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Hap Lawrence
Herbison
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Charles Rahi Chun
Joey Chen
- John Cirigliano Lincoln
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Emma Thompson
Emma Thompson
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Army Archerd
Army Archerd
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Helen FitzGerald
Alice
- Seth Jaffe Manager
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Del Hunter-White
Woman
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Sarah McLachlan
Sarah McLachlan
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Amy Ray
Amy Ray / Indigo Girl
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Emily Saliers
Emily Saliers / Indigo Girl
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Rena Sofer
Jean
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Rachel Rosenthal
Tarot Woman
- Justin Jon Ross Lie Detector Kid
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Tim DeKay
John
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Candy Ann Brown
Sue
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Larry Cedar
Desk Clerk
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Kenneth Zavayna
Bell Captain
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Bobby Edner
The 'Can I Touch your Boobs' Kid
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Cyd Strittmatter
Kid's mother
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Linda Kash
Sue
- Steve Fitchpatrick Kevin
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Marcia Wright
Emily
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David Youse
Clipboard Guy
- Raymond Hanis Wesson
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Brett Miller
Smith
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Priscilla Inga Taylor
Melanie
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Marcelo Tubert
Mr. Patel
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Jennifer Balgobin
Mrs. Patel
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Harvey Fierstein
Harvey Fierstein
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Neil Flynn
George
- Lee Everett Cindy
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Bunny Summers
Mom
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Jo Farkas
Mom
-
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Dad
- Angela Kay Churchill Spence's Date
- Carlyle Rogers Straight Guy
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Anne Heche
Karen
-
Andrew Hill Newman
Male Nurse
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Cynthia Martells
Doctor
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Cindy Ambuehl
Candy
- Dion Overstreet Jr. Rodney
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Jazz Raycole
Angela
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Steven Anderson
Bookish Man
-
Diahann Carroll
Diahann Carroll
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Kelly Ryan
Radio Call-In Girl
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Trent Walker
Man
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Judge Reinhold
Trevor
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Ed Begley Jr.
Ed Begley Jr.
- Krissy Carlson Girl
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Jane Brucker
Mimi Samuel
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James Krag
Peace Corps Guy
- Mike Larsen Paper Suit Guy
- Ken S. Polk Man
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Shawn Pyfrom
Boy Scout
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Amzie Strickland
Old Woman
- Diana Theodore Young Woman
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Jack Kehler
Manager
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Kiva Dawson
Cinnamon
- Jon Simmons Minister
