cast
- James Morris Levi
- Tom Henry Jones Edmund
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Mark Mitchell
Narrator (voice) / Charles Bukowski
- Liam Alexander-Quinn Vlad / Pirate
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Dougie Baldwin
Boring Dude / Lieutenant
- Ailie Bellofiore Lucy
- Zara Sengstock Bartender
- Alex Wilkins DJ
- Declan Vadasz First Mate
- Dan Marks Midshipman
- Calum Bellofiore Cabin Boy
- Laura Buskes Lex
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Matt Jenner
Joel
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Stan Roach
Wayne
- Alexis Watt The Blog
- Broni Lisle Spam
- Orson Robertson Facebook
- Dana Mitchell Melbourne Writers' Admin
- Zeger Bayle Waiter
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Tamiah Bantum
Cleo
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Molly Daniels
Ella
- Tiana Hogben Margo
- Simon McCulloch Moby Dick
- Miles Campisi Miles
- Shamita Sivabalan Shehab
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Daevina Summugam
Fedallah
- Mia Fine Quequeg
- Eric Mengel Neighbour
- John Papillon Man on Train
- Suzanne Sandow Woman on Train
- Stayci Taylor Janette
- Chloe Martin Broga Instructor
- Yasmin Bushby Patricia
- Katrina Sebastian Gold Statue
- Rosina Gannon Religious Busker
- Caitlyn Staples Council Worker
- Samuel Drew-Rumoro Pedantic Guitarist
- Lindy Yeates Narrator (voice)
- Vateresio Tuikaba Trent
- Rose Barnsley M.C.
- Liam Flanagan Pirate / Cowboy