cast
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Nigel Planer
Ralph Filthy
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Rik Mayall
Richard Rich
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Adrian Edmondson
Edward Catflap
- Michael Redfern Policeman / Prison Officer
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Barbara Windsor
Mum
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Rupert Bates
Milkman
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Arthur Smith
Milkman
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Lee Cornes
Dustman
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Johanna Hargreaves
Cindy
- Ceri Jackson Nurse
- Steve Kelly Taxi Driver
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Helen Lederer
Doctor
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Nick Maloney
Policeman
- Anne Nolan Anne Nolan
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Chris Barrie
The Director
- Bernie Nolan Bernie Nolan
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Alec Bregonzi
Waiter
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Coleen Nolan
Coleen Nolan
- Alice Douglas Girl
- Linda Nolan Linda Nolan
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Harry Enfield
Julian
- Hilda Fenemore Charlady
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Stephen Fry
P'Farty
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Gareth Hale
Ivor Whopper
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Hugh Laurie
N'Bend
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Ann Queensberry
Director's Assistant
- Lyn Rees Art Bidder
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David Baddiel
Art Bidder
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Herbert Norville
Extra Extra
- Laura Allen Panellist
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Rupert Farley
Panellist
- Steve Ismay Panellist
- Glen McLaughlin Panellist
- Cheryl Taylor Panellist
- John Dair BBC barman
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Ben Elton
Art Exhibition Guest
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Damaris Hayman
The Lady
- Polly Highton Checkout girl
- Ken Parry Spurty
- Patsy Smart Old Woman
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Jools Holland
Strip Show Pianist
- Gilson Lavis Strip Show Drummer
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Frank Jakeman
Doorman
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Mel Smith
Jumbo Whiffy
- Suzy Aitchison Jill
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Lynda Bellingham
Ms Tomkins
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Perry Benson
Freddy Gorgeous
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Brian Croucher
Landlord
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David Lloyd
Rocky
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Norman Pace
Eggy Guffer
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Ron Pember
Shopkeeper
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Mak Wilson
Milkman
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Anne Diamond
herself
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Andy de la Tour
Club Boss
- Spencer Collins Man in Club
- Denise Ryland Woman in Club
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Midge Ure
himself
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John Bird
Dingo Wucker
- John Wells Judge
- Gareth Milne Bill the Editor
- Robert Dougall Newsreader
