cast
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Carol Burnett
Charlotte Kensington
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Dabney Coleman
Tyler Cane
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Gregory Harrison
Torch
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Teri Garr
Talon Kensington
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Charles Grodin
Cane Kensington
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Luis Ávalos
Juan
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Pat Corley
Earl Duke
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Valerie Mahaffey
Tiffany Kensington
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Anthony Heald
Kevin Kensington
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Teresa Ganzel
Bobbi Jo Bobb
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Bill Paxton
Billy Joe Bobb
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Jerry Van Dyke
Tucker Agajanian
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Charles Keating
Charles
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Melanie Chartoff
Desiree DeMornay
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Michael Richards
2nd Henchman
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J.E. Freeman
1st Henchman
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Jeffrey Jones
Mr. Acme
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Louise Latham
Ethel Duke
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Natalie Gregory
China Kensington
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Tom Poston
Doc Parseghian
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Henry Darrow
Commandante
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Tammy Lauren
Candy Cane
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Dakin Matthews
Prosecutor
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Raye Birk
Mr. Loats
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Jack Kehler
Sergeant Cooper
- Mary Anne Dorward Female Newsperson
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George D. Wallace
Judge Henry Bejajian
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Thomas Hill
Mr. Crowther
- Bill McIntyre Bailiff
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Todd Susman
Sergeant Dobbs
- Troy Curvey Jr. Troy
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Terry Beaver
1st Guard in Visiting Room
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Raleigh Bond
Organ Store Manager
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Greg Lewis
2nd Guard in Cellblock
- Peter Jolly Mall Policeman
- Mike Jolly 1st Policeman
- Robert Hanley 2nd Policeman
- Mitch Kalamian
- Jeff Langton Roman Soldier