cast
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George López
George Lopez
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Constance Marie
Angie Lopez
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Luis Armand Garcia
Max Lopez
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Valente Rodriguez
Ernie
- Belita Moreno Benny Lopez
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Masiela Lusha
Carmen Lopez
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Emiliano Díez
Vic Palmero
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Aimee Garcia
Veronica Palmero
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Jack Blessing
Jack Powers
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Mark Tymchyshyn
Mel Powers
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Bryan Fisher
Jason McNamara
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Elmarie Wendel
Gina
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Nick Offerman
Randy
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Ron Pearson
Officer Robinson
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Trevor Wright
Zack Powers
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Mel Rodriguez
Frank
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Tonantzin Esparza
Marisol
- Dagney Kerr Claudia
- J.B. Gaynor Ricky
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Sandra Bullock
Amy
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Carl Anthony Payne II
Curtis
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William Marquez
Manny Lopez
- Steven Montfort Officer / Earl
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George Wendt
Ed
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Gigi Rice
Wendy
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Lou Diamond Phillips
George L.
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Ming-Na Wen
Professor Lim
- Marilyn Milian Judge Alvarez
- Kyle Searles Tom
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Cristina Saralegui
Lydia
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Adam West
Jonathan K. Martin
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Skye McCole Bartusiak
L'il Bit
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Tony O'Dell
Delivery Guy / Patrick
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Dot-Marie Jones
The Inmate
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Jerry Springer
Wayne
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Hilary Duff
Stephanie / Kenzie
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Stacy Keibler
Lindsay
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Eva LaRue
Linda Lorenzo
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Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Campbell
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Jim O'Heir
Pete / Reggie
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Autumn Reeser
Piper
- Rachel Snow Toby
- Malcolm Wain Alberto
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Jordan Masterson
Adam
- Frederick Martin Smith Police Officer
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Kelly Mantle
Mrs. Lopez / Deep Voice Singer
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Teddy Lane Jr.
Officer Hope / The Cop
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Brooks Almy
Principal Stoller
- Steven Wollenberg Bob Sorkin / Referee
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Keith Burke
Trent
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Oscar de la Hoya
Tony
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Kaitlin Olson
Janet
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Ian Gomez
Jewelry Salesman
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Gus Hoffman
Heavyset Kid
- Dave Mirra Dave Mirra
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Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Vanessa Brooks
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Paul Gleason
Lou Powers
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Leslie Jordan
Doctor
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Stacy Keach
Blaine McNamara
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Ashley French
Olivia
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Richard Lewis
Phillip Nickleson
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Hector Elias
Father John
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Andy Garcia
Ray
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Eva Longoria
Brooke
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Ken Howard
Dr. Woodson
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Freddie Prinze Jr.
Freddie Moreno
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Jason Stuart
Sales Managerr
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Richard Riehle
Eddie Carter
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Ashley Edner
Frances
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Lisa Guerrero
Linda Lorenzo #1
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Johnny Pacar
Noah
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Steve Hytner
Dr. Lisby
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Chingy
Chingy
- Alfred De Contreras Customer
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William Hung
William Hung
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Alyson Reed
Mrs. Reynolds
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Paris Hilton
Ashley / Lorraine
- Kenny Lofton Kenny Lofton
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Paget Brewster
Ginger
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Laila Ali
Laila Ali
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Rita Moreno
Luisa Diaz
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Mario López
Officer Hector Sanchez
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Jason Connery
Mike
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Peter MacKenzie
Dr. Loftusi
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Mayan López
Jackie
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Elena Lyons
Mary
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Kristin Bauer
Chris Watson
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Edward James Olmos
Mr. Vega
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Jim Lau
The Maitre d'
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Joel McKinnon Miller
Ed Driscoll
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Efren Ramirez
The New Class Treasurer
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Ismael 'East' Carlo
Uncle Joe
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Cheech Marin
Lalo
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Jacqueline Obradors
Gloria
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Jimmie Walker
Lionel
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Michael Clarke Duncan
Dr. Holland
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Donna Pieroni
Marcia
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Chloe Bridges
Zoey
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Maria Canals-Barrera
Claudia
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Denise Faye
Nicole
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Sonia Braga
Emilina Palmero
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Spencer Garrett
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Rudy Ramos
The Old Man
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Soren Fulton
Eric
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Tommy Chong
Mr. Gutierrez
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Robert Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez
- Donovan McNabb Donovan McNabb
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Ricardo Chavira
Victor
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Esai Morales
Manny Lopez
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James Lesure
Ben Adams
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John Michael Higgins
Charles
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Thomas F. Wilson
Sonny
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Brian Austin Green
Chris
- Connie Ramirez Aunt Lynette
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Jamal Mixon
Lawrence
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Cesar Rosas
Ceasar Rosas
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Danny Trejo
Bobby
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Patrick St. Esprit
Special Agent Saunders
- Daunte Culpepper Daunte Culpepper
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Jim Belushi
The Inspector
- Greg Lee Rob
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Steve Ryan
Jim Morey
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Michelle Paradise
Laura
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Bob Koherr
Carl
- Zack Ewing Young Boy
- Kyle Clark Eric
- Jacob Richardson Ben
- Jonathan Jones Duncan
- Paige Segal Jessica
- Kenneth Schmidt Boy #1
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Sam Saletta
Luke
- Anthony Cross-Thomas Classmate
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Gregg Daniel
Jim
- Cathy Shambley Mrs. Johnson
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Don Tiffany
Parent #1
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Brooke Radding
Kid #1
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Jordan Calloway
Kid #2
- Hayden Tank Kid #3
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Rory Thost
Timmy
- Klee Bragger Kevin
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Lillian Hurst
Mrs. Cardenas
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Olga Merediz
Aunt Cecilia
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Clement Blake
Homeless Guy
- Andrew Dorsett Teenager (uncredited)
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Brenda Song
Jennifer
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Carly Schroeder
Ashley
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Nancy Linehan Charles
Mrs. Wilder
- Joe Michaels Brandon
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Jessica Friedman
Valerie
- Vanitey Ramdhan Becky
- Kelsey Kemper Trick or Treater
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Paige Hurd
Little Girl
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Steve Garvey
Steve Garvey
- Joe Morgan Joe Morgan
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Scott Klace
Bobby Murphy
- Marty Nedboy Marty
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Connie Ray
Debbie
- Allegra de Peralta Kathy (uncredited)
- Bari Hochwald Cindy
- Dani Goldman Michelle
- Sarah Bibb Meter Lady
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Cristos
Giggles
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Diane Sellers
Emma
- Andrew Stanfield Extra (uncredited)
- Daniel Cage Theodore Thug (uncredited)
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Marcelo Tubert
Señor Scrooge
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Oleg Zatsepin
Roberto Cratchett
- Marty Celis Tiny Timoteo
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Sonia Iris Lozada
Narrator
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Alejandro Furth
Carlos
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Izzy Diaz
Hector
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John Balma
Construction Worker
- Elena St. John Carla
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Steve Schirripa
Tony
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Todd Duffey
Teenage Boy (voice) (uncredited)
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Miriam Flynn
Brenda
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Kate Orsini
Bartender
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Jason Antoon
Hosni
- Demetra Raven Allison
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Deirdre M. Smith
Cynthia
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Branden Williams
Junior
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Casey Sander
Mr. Dugan
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Mary K. DeVault
Woman #1
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Susan Slome
Woman #2
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Josip Kuchan
Yuri
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Sara Van Horn
Jean
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Amaury Nolasco
Young Manny
- Maria Beck Young Benny
- Nicole Stuart Rachel
- Rod Britt Doctor
- Abbie Jaye Piccolo Player
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Gerry Bednob
Mr. Gidwani
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Eloy Casados
Dr. Anthony Tovar
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Geoffrey Wade
The Doctor
- Tanika Brown McKelvy Bailiff
- David Brian Apparis Jr Big-head Ernie
- Carrie Ann Nagy Waitress
- Zachary James Bernard Danny
- Shane R. Williamson Scott
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Frank Crim
Allen
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Roger V. Burton
Walter
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Jacquie Barnbrook
Helen
- Marilyn O'Connor Dorothy
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Hira Ambrosino
Prosecutor
- Joel S. Greco Joey Greco
- Kristen Brockman Party Girl
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Barbara Eden
Ruth
- Rudy Moreno Blue Collar Parent
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Julie Wittner
Tanya
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Kincaid Walker
Nancy
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Julian Acosta
Rick Martinez
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Ashly Holloway
Kristi Chapman
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Jennifer Hasty
Dell
- Carl Thiel Chingon
- Rafael Gayol Chingon
- Mark Del Castillo Chingon
- Rick Del Castillo Chingon
- David Alex Ruiz Chingon
- Skip Banks Fat Elvis
- Joseph Fatale Mini Kiss
- Zachary Morris Mini Kiss
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Terra Jolé
Mini Kiss
- Karen Robinson Mini Kiss
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Bonnie Morgan
Rubber Girl
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Rip Taylor
Rip Taylor
- Chester L. McCurry UPS Man
- Michael Taggart The Fireman
- Paul Anthony Reynolds Irate Parents
- Hayden Adams Spencer Vogel
- Erik Olson Brad
- Dina Defterios Woman
- Rod Carew Rod Carew
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Jim Palmer
Jim Palmer
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Michael Placencia
Guy (uncredited)
- The Krofft Puppets H.R. Pufnstuf
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Marlene Forte
Sylvia
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Brent Mendenhall
President Bush
- Stephen Brennan Dimitri
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Indira G. Wilson
Nurse
- Sierra Abel Fairy Girl
- Attila Davidhazy Young Boy
- Kyle McDougle
- Brett Alexander
- Jesse David Corti Rob
- Sammy Fine Billy
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Matthew Jones
Haitian Guy
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Noah Luke
Davey
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Bert Rosario
Octavio Palmero
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Danny Mora
Mr. Carrillo
- Jimmy Briscoe Elf
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Steve Larkin
Santa
- Alex Rayfiel Kenny
- Joey Tyllesen Paul
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David Purdham
Father Rick
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Kelli Nordhus
Shelley
- Trent Gill Brad
- Danielle Riffenburgh Hot Girl
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Kendall Clement
Officer Johnson
- Jesse Bostick Attendant
- Sam Green Kid On Airplane
- Axel Alba Kid #1
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Dayna Devon
Dayna
- Harley Zumbrum Big Bob
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Christopher Carroll
Principal
- William King William King
- Walter Orange Walter Orange
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Marcus Brown
The Bouncer
- Mary Castro Chingy Girl
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Carrot Top
Carrot Top
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Tennille Williams
Chingy Girl
- Valeria Andrews Taylor
- Egypt Reale Rosie the Robot
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Mike Madrigal
Dan Ota
- Taylor Masamitsu Steve
- Wil Myer Kyle
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Christopher T. Wood
Mall Cop
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David Carpenter
Conner's Dad
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Marietta DePrima
Winnie Donnelly
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Joe Egender
Conner
- Vern Urich Mr. Perkins
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Grace Rolek
Sara
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Jesse Heiman
Boy in Restaurant
- Chingon Chingon
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Barry Sigismondi
Desk Sergeant
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Angelique Perrin
Baby Carmen
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Duane 'Dog' Chapman
Duane 'Dog' Chapman
- Antonio Villaraigosa Antonio Villaraigosa
- Ren Casey The Driver
- Judy Louise Johnson Jamie Hope
- J. Richey Nash John Morey
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Scott Michael Morgan
Carl
- Troy Spurlin Rick
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Claudia Choi
Tina
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Robert Wu
Andrew
- Pete Leal Uncle Arturo
- Annie Sorell Pretty Twin
