cast
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Faith Ford
Hope Shanowski
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Kelly Ripa
Faith Fairfield
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Ted McGinley
Charley Shanowski
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Macey Cruthird
Hayley Shanowski
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Paulie Litt
Justin Shanowski
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Megan Fox
Sydney Shanowski
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Nicole Paggi
Sydney Shanowski
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Robert Wagner
Jack Fairfield
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Mark Consuelos
Gary 'The Gooch' Gucharez
- Brett Murphy Edwin
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Dean Cain
Larry Walker
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Susan Sullivan
Nancy Lombard
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Rebecca Budig
Brooke Spencer
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Wynn Everett
Grace / Tammy
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Johnny Galecki
Jay
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Deja Kreutzberg
Lindsay
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Cameron Mathison
Dillon Smith
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Stark Sands
Henry
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Jenny McCarthy
Mandi Radnor
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Regis Philbin
Hal Halverson
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Frank Harts
Keith
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Peter Jacobson
Aaron Melville
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Geneva Carr
Kathy
- Robert Verdi Soap net host
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Jaclyn Smith
Dr. Anne Osvath
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Ian Buchanan
Himself
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Eric Braeden
Lance Taylor
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Susan Lucci
Jacqueline Karr
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Jacob Young
Heath Hamilton
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John Callahan
Himself
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Finola Hughes
Herself
- Sam Murphy Tyler Sadwith / Ian
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Susan Flannery
Laura Levisetti
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Heather Fairfield
Heather
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Olga Merediz
Gloria
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Daryl Edwards
Mr. Tisdale / Tisdale
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Kether Donohue
Madison Melville
- Dan McCabe Geeky Guy / Chad
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Wynonna Judd
Cynthia Melville
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John Schwab
Announcer
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Jann Ellis
Laverne / Dental Assistant
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Jicky Schnee
Betsy
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Bobbie Eakes
Herself
- Joe James Parent (uncredited) / Tommy
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Dominic Chianese
Irv Miller
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Cheryl Ladd
Mary Jo Johnson Fairfield
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Justin Bruening
Jake
- Tom Leopold Mr. Henderson
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Fisher Stevens
Nick Spinelli
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Jason Butler Harner
Donnie Fuller
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Marcia Jean Kurtz
Olga
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Michael Gladis
EMT
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Tom Arnold
Bob Thompson
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James Murtaugh
Edward Shanowski
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Nick Lachey
Chris
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Jansen Panettiere
Justin Shanowski
- Gloria Cromwell Elderly Woman
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Jim Gaffigan
Brad
- Gretha Boston Defense Attorney
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Lynda Carter
Summer Kirkland
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Alexie Gilmore
Amber
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Rue McClanahan
Sylvia
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Mimi Rogers
Annie Hannigan
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Kene Holliday
Guard
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Samrat Chakrabarti
DJ
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Carmen Electra
Carmen
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Elizabeth Hubbard
Arlene
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Kevin Sorbo
Kenny
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Marylouise Burke
Nurse Sally
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Hal Holbrook
Edward Shanowski
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Clint Black
Randy Richter
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Carrie Preston
Sally Jones
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Judy Kuhn
Colleen
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Danny Woodburn
Hank Peterson
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Peggy Pope
Mrs. Olsen
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Carol Kane
Cornelia Rackett
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Andrea Martin
Madame Elizabeth
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Tonye Patano
Receptionist
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Brian Austin Green
Himself
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Molly Cheek
Molly
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Dixie Carter
Joyce Shanowski
- Devon O'Day Singer
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Roger Clemens
Himself
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Peter Hermann
Brent
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Kathie Lee Gifford
Marge
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Constance Barron
Joyce Shanowski
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William Bogert
Principal Simmons
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Jonathan Hadary
Tom
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Rob Campbell
Ronnie Fuller
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Tony Curtis
Morris
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Joy Philbin
Joy
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Ben Bailey
Eddie Vanderbeek
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Nicholas Art
Max
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Joe Grifasi
Leo
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Jackie Hoffman
Bobbi
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Liza Colón-Zayas
Rusti
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Chuck Ardezzone
Trainer
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Trevor St. John
Kiley
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Larry Mitchell
Fred
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Beth Curry
Cindy
- Dan Ziskie Funeral Director
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Jason Olive
Security Guard
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Matthew Wilkas
Pallbearer
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Kathryn Joosten
Funeral Guest
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John Scurti
John
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Val Emmich
James
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Saidah Arrika Ekulona
Linda
- Trevor Heins Little Boy
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Marisa Redanty
Female Officer
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Cristián de la Fuente
Paolo
- Michael Bachmann Fan
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Tony Devon
Car Salesman
- Laksh Singh Delivery Guy
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Gregor Manns
Passenger
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Kelly Coffield Park
Sue Wagner
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Jeremy Rabb
Another Dad
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Brian Donahue
Santa
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Lydia Jordan
Fairy
- James Villemaire Andrew Shanowski
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Matthew Lawler
Meeting Chairman
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Peter Vack
The Rod
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Brooke Johnson
Waitress
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Dudley Findlay Jr.
Baliff #3
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Patrick Garner
Judge
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Adam Kulbersh
Prosecuting Attorney
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Charles Techman
Harold
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Lisa Masters
Guest #2
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Jay Potter
Brooksy
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Josh Pais
Harvey Zak
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Chris Gethard
Wally
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Bill Parks
Office Courier
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Keong Sim
Asian Guy
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Bonnie Rose
Fatima
- Susan Baker Saleswoman
- Dean Alai Hot Dad
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Ed Wheeler
Judge
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Danny Burstein
Moderator
- Manuel Santiago Maria's Husband
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Teresa Yenque
Maria
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Ward Horton
Cute Frat Guy
- James Stevenson Beefy Frat Guy
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Pawel Szajda
College Guy
- Michael Menger Man
- Will Stiles Bobby
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Shawna Christensen
Girl #2
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Will Denton
Brent
- Michael Gelman Hal Jr.
- Moet Meira Carla
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Allison McAtee
Candy
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Viola Harris
Ruth
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Oberon K.A. Adjepong
Policeman
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Paul Shaffer
Himself
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Madeleine Martin
Ivana Charles
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Tuffy Questell
Ed
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Robert Bizik
Fashion Show Spectator
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Patricia Field
Herself
- Max Iles Bradley
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Jennifer Mudge
Debbie
- Jared Wilder Nerd
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Tod Engle
Limo Driver
- Ylfa Edelstein Blond Customer
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Traci Hovel
Mrs. Jackson
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Rob Leo Roy
Hank
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Stephen C. Bradbury
Minister
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Chance Kelly
Frank
- Alisha Davis TV News Anchor
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Dan Domingues
Spanish Reporter
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Ramsey Faragallah
Guard
- Patrick Noonan Golfer
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Gigi Rice
Trudy
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J. Keith van Straaten
Ned Feckler
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Haerry Kim
Korean Woman
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Michael Benjamin Washington
Angst-Ridden Performer
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Erick Avari
Hassan
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Kara Jackson
Bar Girl
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Danton Stone
Ed
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John O'Hurley
Peter
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Amir Arison
Phil Hobart
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Robert G. McKay
Roy
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Rodney Hicks
Perry
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Paul de Sousa
Paolo
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Kathy Searle
Realtor
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Brian Hutchison
Sean
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Peter Appel
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Lisa Datz
Emily
- Rick Stear Mr. Logan
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Peter Marx
Harry Hannigan
- Bailey Cruthird Emily
- Martin Campetta Ronald Beeman
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Ron Faber
Butler
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Frank Anello
Male Stripper
- Tom Deckman Cashier
- Jesse Luke Dunn Teenage Boy
- Scott Geyer Dad
- Galadriel Masterson Butch
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Erika Thomas
Andrea Dumont
- Linda Miller Student #3
