cast
- David Sant Cartoon Head / Enrique
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Graham Duff
Brian / John Peel (voice only)
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Johnny Vegas
Moz
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Tom Goodman-Hill
PC
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Nicola Reynolds
Nicki
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Ben Crompton
Colin
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Sinéad Matthews
Jenny
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Ryan Pope
Psycho Paul
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Andrew-Lee Potts
Lee
- Tim Fallows Jason
- Alfie Joey Derrick
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Haruka Kuroda
Yasuko
- Jo Neary Judith
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Tony Burgess
Troy
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Emma Fryer
Tania
- Seymour Leon Mace Steve / Craig/Steve
- Des O'Malley Felix
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Danny Morgan
Jake
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Mick Miller
Keith
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Dan Li
Tony
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Ronny Jhutti
Kuldip
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Natalie Gumede
China
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Hanne Steen
Carmel
- Fist Himself
- Jessica Peh Kim
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Hon Ping Tang
Chen
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Haruka Abe
Miko
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Jo Enright
Carol
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David Bradley
Stemroach
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Beatrice Kelley
Sheila
- Josephine Welcome Mrs Rupani
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Sunetra Sarker
Sangita
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Peter Slater
Alan
- Andrew Lawrence Marco
- Michael Kofi Xavier
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Naomi Bentley
Rainbow
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Janeane Garofalo
Tilly
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Rebecca Atkinson
Asia
- Zain E. Nazar Baby Sanjeev
- Amaan Patel Baby Sanjeev
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James Foster
Cartoon Head
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Jason Manford
Jack
- Fist Himself
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Elinor Crawley
Jess
- Malcolm Boyle Warren
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Lee Williams
Luke
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Philip Brodie
Nikolai
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Neil Bell
Ian
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Darren Tighe
Davey
- Maxine Burth WPC
- Liz Sutherland Mrs Low
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Jessica Knappett
Police Dispatch (voice, uncredited)
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Vincent Ebrahim
Mr Rupani
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Iain McKee
Jamie
- David Mulrooney Leo
- Stuart Kelsall Lindsay
- Matt McKenzie Lee Daniel
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Julia Davis
Amanda With The Weird Eyes (Voice) / Dawn
- Dominic Doughty Stripes
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Sophia Di Martino
Helena
- Elena Poulou Astrid
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Sean Lock
Nathaniel
- Barry Adamson Blackball
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Mark E. Smith
Jesus Christ
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Kris Mochrie
Matt
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Paul Loughran
Ratcatcher
- David Ononokpono Linden
- Margaret Henshaw Delivery Woman
- Chris Lindon Malook
- Emma Kearney Jackie
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Kate G. Laycy
Attractive Girl
- Abi Eniola Alex
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Elianne Byrne
Amanda With The Weird Eyes
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Ian Hallard
Owen
- Peter Whittington James
- Wayne Docksey Police Dog Handler
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Eileen Essell
Mrs Coneybear
- Michael Hugo Liam
- Marlon G. Day Jim
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Kay Purcell
Alice
- Steven Blower Clive
- Reece Hampton Flynn
- George Ward Ewan
- Alisdair McKee Leon
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Di Botcher
Nicki's Mum (Voice Only)
- Karl Lucas Peter
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Jonathan Aris
Rich
- Sam Fletcher Dinos
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Dylan Edwards
Jake
-
Tanya Vital
Window Cleaner
- Zoe Gardner Monique
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Tanveer Ghani
Ravi
-
Colin Parry
Lewis
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Alan Yentob
Alan Yentob
- Paul-Michael Giblin Fireman
- Robert Cohen Stepan
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Graham Fellows
Dr Persil
- Rosie MacPherson Dream Jenny
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Mark McDonnell
Dream Brian
- Daniel Hayes Barry Two Mouths
- John Robb Ross
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Mark Radcliffe
Josh
-
Paul Weller
Himself
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Kara Tointon
Herself
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Daniel Rigby
Hugh
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Pooky Quesnel
Donna
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Rula Lenska
The Red King
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Ben Wheatley
Brother Ben
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Tom Andrews
Weims
