cast
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Keegan-Michael Key
Various Characters
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Jordan Peele
Various Characters
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Metta Sandiford-Artest
Self / Himself / Metta World Peace
- Matt Wheeler Cop
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Brendan Hunt
Soccer Announcer (voice) / The Clown / Suspect / Whittling Pirate / Creepy Van Guy
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Joshua Funk
DJ Simon Says (voice) / Mr. Jacob Dixon / Pirate #4 / Slave Owner / Drunk Guy
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Justin Hires
Rhino D / Bystander #1 / Laron's Friend #2 / Fronthand/Backhand Friend
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Nyima Funk
Real Instructor / Singer / Darrell's Wife / Nyima
- Cynthia Blaise Adoption Agency Worker / Character / Mrs. Carruthers / Prayer #1
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Charlie Sanders
Cop
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Colton Dunn
Negrotown Cab Driver / Eyewitness / Barbershop Man / Mr. Lewis' Posse
- Omar Nazel Teammate / Bouncer
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Danielle Nicolet
Wife #2 / Girlfriend / Andrea
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Mekia Cox
French Restaurant Date / Girlfriend / Michelle Obama
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Larry Joe Campbell
Founding Father / Prayer Leader / Slave Trader
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Daniele Gaither
Pegasus Protester / Real Instructor / Johnson Family Member
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Cale Hartmann
Writer #2 / Character
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Rob Delaney
Campaign Advisor / Party Husband
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Gary Anthony Williams
Bystander #4 / Johnson Family Member / Funk Band Member
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Melissa Stephens
Dog Walker / Jiu Jitsu Woman / Office Worker
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Bill Seward
Geoff Worthing / Announcer (voice)
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James Pumphrey
Guy at Party / Messenger / Bystander #2
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Madison Mason
Founding Father / Right Wing Senator / Quentin
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Brian Shortall
SWAT Team Member / Reporter / Rick Nickelsby
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Edward Fordham, Jr.
Zombie Survivor / Bus Driver / Mr. Lewis' Posse
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Paul Walter Hauser
Person at People Park #3 / Overweight Guy
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Jordan Black
Pegasus Fan / Dance Judge
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Jerry Minor
Pegasus Fan / Bones Thugs-n-Homeless Hip-Hop Group Member
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Cedric Yarbrough
Hunter / Ruben Ramirez
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Malcolm Barrett
Harrassed Passenger
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Zac Oyama
Telemarketer
- Jeff Sloniker Writer #5 / Passenger
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Ty Burrell
Nazi Commander / Colonel Hans Muller
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Josh Fadem
Theater Usher / Person at People Park #1
- Hal Rudnick Writer #1 / Stage Manager
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Satya Bhabha
Food Truck Worker / Terrorist #2
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Janet Varney
White Woman #1 / Campaign Advisor
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Marc Evan Jackson
Director
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Luis Moncada
Roberto
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Phil Augusta Jackson
Marvel Employee #2 / Bystander #3
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Charles Robinson
Pawn Shop Owner / Dying Father
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Ithamar Enriquez
Principal Martell
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Jeremy Rowley
Jerry / Man
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Reggie Watkins
Leo / Buddy #2
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Heather Anne Campbell
Writer #6 / Math Teacher
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Michelle Buteau
Wife / Girlfriend
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Damion Poitier
The Police Alien / Pirate #3
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Matt Corboy
SWAT Team Officer
- Trevor Ware Bassist / Jazz Musician
- Jason Ishmael Echols Mr. Lewis' Posse / Bones Thugs-n-Homeless Hip-Hop Group Member
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Nic Wegener
Bachelor Party Buddy / Writer #4
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Rebecca Drysdale
Audience Member #2 / Madame Thénardier
- Adolphus Ward Mailroom Guy / Old Man at Bar #1
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Eric Price
Tommy / Wayne
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Courtney Pauroso
Jiu Jitsu Woman / Emily
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Reggie De Leon
Ricardo / Mexican Busboy
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Alex Fernie
Mike Yoast / D
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Malcolm-Jamal Warner
Arthur Washington / Dad #3
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Lindsay Ames
Marvel Employee #1 / Wife
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Eugene Cordero
Baseball Player / Cadet
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Ronnie Adrian
Homie / Guy
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Todd Christian Hunter
Destructo / Villain
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Ian Roberts
Person at People Park #4 / Crazed Spectator
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Frank Caeti
Party Guest / Usher
- Brett Johnson Dan Smith
- Shelby Fero Denise
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Mars Crain
Prisoner / Bouncer
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Zack Pearlman
Aaron
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Nicole Randall Johnson
Rap Video Mom / Katendra
- Julian Sergi Blake
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Carlson Young
Jacquelin
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Julian Gant
Man / Jamal
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Sarah Baker
Barista
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Yassir Lester
Laron's Friend #1
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Lloyd Ahlquist
Rap Battle Host
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Nicole Parker
Fantine
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Leslie David Baker
Benjamin Button Man
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Thomas Middleditch
Thénardier
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Jason Schwartzman
Jason Schwartzman
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Matt Jones
Weed Guy (uncredited)
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Jim Turner
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Lance Barber
Cop
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Drew Droege
Maitre D
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Anders Holm
White Guy in Negraph Commercial
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Anna Maria Horsford
Maid
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Paul F. Tompkins
Congressman
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Stephanie Allynne
Karen
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Carla Gallo
Drunk Girl at the Bar
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Ryan Hansen
A Tribe Called Quest Shirt Guy
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Ken Marino
Dreadlocked Guy
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Matt Besser
Club Owner
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Jamie Denbo
Sylvia Rosenblum
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Peter Grosz
David Schwartzman
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Andy Pessoa
Daniel Rosenblum
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Erika L. Holmes
Zachary's Mom
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Michaela Watkins
Mary Magdalene
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Mark Moses
Civil War General
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Maribeth Monroe
Dance Judge
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Chelsea Cook
Sarah Schwartzman
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Leslie L. Miller
Denise (as Leslie Miller)
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David Haley
Basketball Player
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Nana Gbewonyo
Basketball Player
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Tyler James Williams
Jaleel White
- Victor Bell Gospel Singer
- Mecca Vazie Andrews Negrotown Dancer
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K.D. Aubert
Passed Out Woman
- Anthony Carr Negrotown Dancer
- Pete Humphrey Negrotown Resident
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Dominique Kelley
Negrotown Dancer
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Vicky Lambert
Negrotown Dancer
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Micah Moch
Negrotown Dancer
- Gakenia Muigai Negrotown Dancer
- Stefan Raulston Negrotown Dancer
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Nick Searcy
Cop
- Kevin Wilson Negrotown Dancer
- Marcel Wilson Negrotown Dancer
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Houston Alexander
Large Guy in Bar
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Derek Mears
Monster
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Tatyana Ali
Heresa
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Granville Ames
Detective
- Eric Moneypenny Writer #3
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Jasika Nicole
Girlfriend
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Mekhi Phifer
Cousin
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Rob Riggle
Boss
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Alex Rubens
Adam
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Andrew Bachelor
Buddy #1
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Kathryn Burns
Betty
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Alphonso McAuley
Buddy #3
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Johnny Ray Meeks
Bill
- Katie O'Brien Employee
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Jah Shams
Bystander #2
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Claudia Michelle Wallace
Eleanor
- Dani Woodson Bystander #1
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Bonnie Bartlett
Mother
- Jimmy Chhiu Ninja #2
- Terrence Colby Clemons Boyfriend
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Georgie Guinane
Secretary
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Tricia Helfer
Agent Jackson
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Art LaFleur
Father
- Will Leong Ninja #1
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Melanie Lynskey
Fiance
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Adam Pally
Adam
- Mike Rosenstein Interviewee
- Jason Ruiz Mr. Simmons
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Jon Barinholtz
Phillip
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Rex Linn
Detective
- Noro Otitigbe Clarissa
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Kim Rhodes
Widow
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Jessica St. Clair
Amy
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Utkarsh Ambudkar
Friend #2
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Carlease Burke
Gina
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Gokor Chivichyan
Barbarian
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Esteban Cueto
Barbarian
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Michael McCafferty
UTL Commissioner
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Pam Murphy
Ashley Ferguson
- Debra Olson-Tolar Ruby Ruhf
- Shawn Kenji Pearlman Friend #1
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Errol Sack
Barbarian
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Aden Stay
Barbarian
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Ptosha Storey
Gospel Singer #2
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Bo Burnham
Lyle
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Myles Cranford
Old Man at Bar
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Anthony Gioe
Improv #1
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Titus Makin Jr.
Young Man at Bar
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Jacob Wysocki
Improv #2
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Carson Bolde
Little Kid
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Ginger Gonzaga
Lady J
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Regina Hall
Wife #1
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Matt Knudsen
Brad
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Kate Burton
Hillary Clinton
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Stig Eldred
Pirate #2
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Davey Johnson
Psychopath
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Devon Libran
Player #1
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Rebecca Romijn
Pirate Captain
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Will Sasso
Pirate
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Stephnie Weir
Savannah (Hillary Clinton's anger translator)
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Richard Cabral
Eduardo
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Julia Duffy
Mom
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Ernie Hudson
Dad
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Camille Knox
Theater Patron #2
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David Krumholtz
Terrorist #3
- Emory Ogletree II Theater Patron #1
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Joe Wengert
Theater Patron #3
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Neil Flynn
Dr. Kravitz
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Fiona Gubelmann
Sex Addict #1
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Ethan Herisse
Student #1
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Bryce Hurless
Student #2
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Hari Leigh
Sex Addict #4
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Seth Morris
Audience Member #1
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Chelsea Peretti
Art Show Presenter
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Caroline Pho
Sex Addict #3
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Retta
Woman
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Richard Schiff
Ambassador
- Hayden Faraday Zachary
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Clint Howard
Aerobic Director
- Michael Shaun Sandy Cop
- Randy Blekitas Student #1
- Sandra Kate Burck Student #2
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Hayes MacArthur
Jack
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Louisa Abernathy
Democratic Voter #3
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Paget Brewster
Det. Sally Ferguson
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Anna Camp
Dr. Carol Roberts
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Michael Derek
Police Officer Bard
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Russell Pitts
Latiya's Boyfriend
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Lauren Lapkus
Marion Glass
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Kumail Nanjiani
College Kid #1
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Nick Rutherford
College Kid #3
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Joel Spence
Dead Man
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Shad Gaspard
Rhinos Teammate
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Rashida Jones
Colin's Wife
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Jason Ritter
Male Customer
- Bert Belasco Rhino Teammate
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Michael McLafferty
Messed Up Mob Boss
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Nadege August
Girl in Club
- Dylan Ballard Child
- Sawyer Ever Child
- Evan Fung Child
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Madison Horcher
Child
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Rachel Montez Collins
Girl in Club #2
- Aalyrah Caldwell Soldier's Daughter
- Mickey Cassidy American Soldier
- Greg Hess Nazi Soldier
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Meagan Holder
Girl at Bar
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Baron Vaughn
Man at Bar
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Paul Welsh
Nazi Soldier
- Catherine Worth Soldier's Wife
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Craig Anton
Aide
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Aja Bair
Audience Member
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Frank Birney
Scared White Guy
- Laura Brunkala Cadet
- Owen Burke Alien
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Marissa Cuevas
Audience Member
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Ron G.
Cadet
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Joey Kern
Rich White Guy
- Holly Laurent Cadet
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Victor Samuel Lopez
Cadet
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Romany Malco
Johnson Family Member
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Brooklyn McLinn
Secret Service
- Eli Newell Cadet
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Esther Povitsky
Cassie
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Lance Reddick
Johnson Family Member
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John Ruby
Secret Service Agent
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Cedric Sanders
Cadet
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Brenda Vivian
Cadet
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Vernee Watson
Johnson Family Member
- Kyle Weishaar Redneck
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Mark Anthony Williams
Jerome Smith
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Tone Bell
Friend #1
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Robert Ben Garant
Person at People Park #2
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Toby Huss
Shoeshine Customer
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Thomas Lennon
Person at People Park #5
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Johnny A. Sanchez
Man in Safari Movie
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David Wain
Person at People Park #6
- Dylan Booth A. A. Ron Balakay
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John Gemberling
Creepy Paint Guy
- Selwyn Emerson Miller Gerald
- Scott Rodgers Gavin
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Michael Busch
Clapper Loader
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Colin Hanks
Director
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Natasha Leggero
White Woman #2
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Melissa Stetten
Princess
- Jacob Bruce Lobot
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Jon Daly
Party White Guy
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Laird Macintosh
Jamie Thorneburg
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Arden Myrin
Marcy Whitchurch
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Helena Barrett
Jiu Jitsu Woman
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Rell Battle
Funk Band Member
- Jean-Emmanuel Casséus Kid
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Rogelio Douglas Jr.
Trumpet Player
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James Hong
Mr. Shin
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Patrick Hume
Biker Gang Member
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Echo Kellum
Funk Band Member
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Stevie Nelson
Jiu Jitsu Woman
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Ayesha Orange
Galaxy
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D.C. Pierson
Funk Band Member
- Keith Raskin Jiu Jitsu Man
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Brad Abrell
Announcer (voice)
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Maria Blasucci
Nerdy Girl
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James Callis
Shakespeare
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Crista Flanagan
Margot
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Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
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Jerry Lambert
James Livingston
- Jeff Sanders Coach Johnson
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Connor Del Rio
Jonald
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David Giuntoli
Mack
- Royce Herron Hotel Customer
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Nick Krause
Monday
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Olivia Norman
Vampire Victim
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Caitlin O'Connor
Samantha
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Aaron Perilo
Christian
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Milana Vayntrub
Vampire
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Jennifer Wenger
Vampire
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Freddie Wong
Ping
- April Barnett Dancer
- Lara Ingraham Dancer
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Kate Micucci
Scout
- Nicole Yvonne Dancer
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Keke Palmer
Malia's Anger Translator
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Buddy Daniels Friedman
Boxing Trainer
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Bonnie-Jill Laflin
Mia Mondez
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Adrian Gonzalez
Gonzalez
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Jon Huertas
Baseball Player
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Jack McBrayer
Robert
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Zach Steel
Hotel Employee
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Bianca Buck
Little Girl
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Tayler Buck
Little Girl
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Rebecca Mader
CIA Agent
- Collin Baja Dancer
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Patrick Carlyle
Singer
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Eric Edelstein
Cop
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Gabriel Freilich
Soldier
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Greg Tuculescu
Singer
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Billy Dee Williams
Billy Dee Williams
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Amrapali Ambegaokar
Party Friend
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Cass Buggé
Girlfriend
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Rob Huebel
Blue Falcon
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Kristanna Loken
Red Falcon
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Amber Ruffin
Party Wife
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Brenda Song
Purple Falcon
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Dean Norris
Mexican Drug Cartel Leader
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Joe Nuñez
Mexican Drug Cartel Member
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Tommy Lister Jr.
Driver
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Andre Royo
Bully's Dad
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Alie Ward
Friend
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Kevin Sorbo
Brad
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Wayne Brady
Centipede Buddy
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Rick Hall
Boss
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Robin Thede
Girlfriend
- O.J. Knighten K-9 Unit Officer
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Frederick Lawrence
Neo-Nazi
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Will McLaughlin
Bachelor Party Buddy
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Denise Boutte
Wife
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Mel Cowan
Civil War Soldier
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Kimleigh Smith
Mrs. Whitaker
- Jacob Womack Homeless Man
- David Babbitt Man
- Matthew Craig Man
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Cristen Coppen
Reporter
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Annie Ruby
Wife
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Diane Sellers
Waitress
- Jay Martel Bartender
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Christian S. Anderson
Congressman
- Erin Gibson News Reporter
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Joe Hartzler
Steve
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Brad Morris
Tommy
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Ace Gibson
Pegasus Witness
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Alex Berg
Waiter
- Todd Fasen Waiter
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Billy Merritt
Slave Bidder
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Emily Maya Mills
Jeff's Date
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Ron West
Slave Owner
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Guy Stevenson
Robber
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Christina Anthony
Tracey
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Reatha Grey
Georgiana
- Lily Holleman Character
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Jean Villepique
Character
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Casey Washington
Character
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Dana Woods
Little Prisoner
