cast
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Chris Stanton
Mr Flatley
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Jonny Freeman
Frank London
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Rachel Petladwala
Rose Gupta
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Channelle Owen
Mrs King / Mr King
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Ben Kerfoot
Oscar Cole
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Charlene Osuagwu
Carrie Stewart
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Eliza Cummings-Cove
Davina Berry
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Jenny Huxley Golden
Avril Fanklin / Avril Franklin
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Sam Melvin
Scoop Doggy
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Joe Cocklin
Donovan Butler
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Julian Bleach
Grand Master / The Grandmaster / Grandmaster / Voice of the Grand Master
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Oyiza Momoh
Aneisha Jones
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Sam Strike
Daniel Morgan
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Oscar Jacques
Tom Tupper
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Paul Bamford
Roly Donaldson
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Danny John-Jules
Lenny Bicknall
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Bel Powley
Daisy Millar
- Moustafa Chousein-Oglou Blane Whittaker
- Anthony Genas Homie Apathy
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Scott Gibbins
Stewart Critchley
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Betty Denville
Zara
- Sam Ardley Fifty Pence / Sam Ardley
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Jane Cameron
Ms Templeman
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Rebecca Palmer
Stella Knight / Stella / Carla Terrini
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Jonathan Rhodes
Chief Agent Stark
- Princess Webb Letitia
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Natasha Watson
Zoe
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Joshua Haynes
Byron Ditchwater
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Tallulah Greive
Melissa Albright
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Julia Brown
Keri
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Megan McGill
Lady J
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Sandy Bain
Preston
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Brian McCardie
Mr McNab
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Pollyanna McIntosh
Jenny Lane / Crime Minister / Crime Minister
- Leonie Boyd Kaleigh
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Adjoa Andoh
Head of M.I.9
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Kerry Shale
Voice of the Grand Master
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Brian Cox
Voice of the Mastermind
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Finn den Hertog
Hamish
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Rae Baker
Jade Dixon-Halliday / Jade Dixon Halliday
- Liam Brennan Mike Stern
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Robert Llewellyn
The Prime Minister
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Krupa Pattani
Newsreader
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Gavin Mitchell
Voice of the Mastermind
- Anthony Bowers Prime Minister
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Konnie Huq
Blue Peter Presenter
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Siobhan Hewlett
Sonya Frost
- Quill Roberts Mr Gupta
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Victoria Wicks
Head of M.I.9
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Steven Meiklejohn
The Worm
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Simon Greenall
Voice of AL
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Tommy Bastow
Lewis Chuckworth
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Valentine Pelka
French Defence Minister / French Diplomat
- David Charles Walter Bailey / Mr Bailey
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Richard Goulding
Maurice Hutchinson
- Ricky Boleto Presenter
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Tracy-Ann Oberman
Grand Mistress
- Francesca Dymond Reporter
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Holliday Grainger
Leah Retsam
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Moya Brady
The Guinea Pig
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Tim Downie
Leo Taybridge
- Adam G. Goodwin Mad Dog
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Adelayo Adedayo
Agent Suki
- Paul Orchard Dom Jackson
- Cameron Neale Giles
- Tobias Saltman Second Brave Kid
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Simon Kunz
Rodger Powell
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Steve Furst
Tony Frisco
- Julian Gregory Crush
- Ryan Gregory Crush
- Eliot Gregory Crush
- Phil Cole Bus Driver
- Geraint Jones Crush song singer
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Angus Barnett
Brent Gilbert
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Stephen Bent
Museum Guard
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Stephen Boswell
Museum Guard
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Kevin Eldon
Space Controller
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Henry Lloyd-Hughes
Kyle Whittaker
- Bridget Mastrocola The Worm's Mum
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Toby Regbo
Chad Turner
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Lachele Carl
Professor Green
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Jeremy Swift
Fenton
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Rula Lenska
Vanessa Zeitgeist
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Michael Webber
Doctor Grabwurst
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Alex Ferns
General Scarp
- Louis Marlow Dylan Towser
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Tameka Empson
Sergeant Rayner
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Michael Harbour
British Defence Minister
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Tai-Li Lee
Lu The Fugitive
- Mark Bagnall Agent Zero
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Dallas Campbell
Dallas Campbell
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Alan Cox
David DeHaverland
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David Hounslow
Abe Mason
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Paul Reynolds
Quentin Flake
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Sion Tudor Owen
Sir John St John St John
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Andres Williams
Lorenzo Ferrago
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Chloe Hesar
Evie Soloman
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Marc Elliott
Jerome
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Colin McFarlane
Maximus Fiticus
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Joy Brook
Mrs Grey
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Dean Bardini
Steve
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Martin Hancock
Charlie Chuckworth
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Dominic Applewhite
Billy Snodgrass
- Krishnan Naidoo Posh Johnny
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Evelyn Duah
Policewoman
- Felicity Montagu Mary Taylor / Big Sister
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Brian Peck
Mr Bleaze
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Eileen Page
Mrs Hardy
- John White Security Guard
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Tim Hewitt
Journalist
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Darren Southworth
Gesundheit
-
Tony Longhurst
Taxi Driver
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Bill Aitchison
Theodore Tilbury
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Sally Bankes
Nora Braithwaite
-
Simon Farnaby
James Blonde
- Shakira Ley Violet
- Nicholas Clayton Chief Ninja
- Ryan O'Donnell Ninja
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Abdul Salis
Ben Lacey
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Troy Glasgow
Reginald Lacey / Mr B
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Robert Wilfort
Nigel
-
Caroline Bernstein
Voice of The Queen
- Ian Hughes Boris Ryfield
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Jemma McKenzie-Brown
Irena Ryfield
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Terry Bird
Tyrone
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Julian Stolzenberg
Pablo Domingo
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Alastair Mackenzie
Bruce Boardman
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Robin Pearce
Greenfinger /Charlie Darwin
- John Warnaby James Brickman
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Amy Booth-Steel
Journalist
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Phil Cornwell
Reverend Nye / Von Quark
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Mark Powley
Linus Millar
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David Robb
Brian Gainsborough
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Josef Altin
Kranky
-
Ashley Kumar
Student Hoodie
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Jeff Rawle
The Mole
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Dean Gaffney
Luke Withers
- Mia Clifford Della / Agent X
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Ferdy Roberts
Hector Swayne
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Luke de Lacey
Benedict
- Edward Halsted Richter
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Simon Meacock
Fake Dr Wallis
- Paul Shearer Real Dr Wallis
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René Zagger
Colt Winchester
-
Robert Gillespie
Professor
- Jared Ashe Lab Technician
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Cameron Jack
Jed Black
-
David Nellist
Ivor Luvabitz
-
Steven Kynman
Postman
- Toby Longworth Dr Vince
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Richard Katz
Mr Smith
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Joe Tremain
Button
- Richard Frame Andy
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Richard Brake
Georgi
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Louise Ford
Katrina Houseman
-
Georgina White
Nadia
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Clare Buckfield
Fleur Forna
-
Hannah Waddingham
Allanah Sucrose
- Angus Harrison Raymond Stilt
- Ashley House News Reporter
-
Warwick Davis
Per Trollberger
-
Nigel Planer
Prime Minister
- Kristina Godwin Lena Larsson
- Rebecca Hatch Chianti-Marie
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Daniel Casey
Chief Agent Shaw
- Lorna Beckett Agent Lil
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Gareth Thomas
Patrick Houston
-
Ashley Lilley
Venus Houston
-
Nicholas Smith
Professor Quakermass
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Silas Carson
Well Fit Jim
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Richard Harrington
Tommy Blumenheck
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Emily Head
Brie
- Francis Ortega Elmer Pantry
- Imogen Bain Mrs Nolan
- Robin Dunn Psychiatrist
- Frankie McGinty Angent Zed
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Hermione Gulliford
Andrea Ivanovic
- Graham Bryan Agent Brown
- Pizza Delivery Man Akemnji Ndifornyen
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Elize du Toit
Sydney Barbour
- Roger May Lars Von Tripod
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Gabriel Vick
Cecil D Miller
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Paul Hawkyard
Terry Zucker
- Steven O'Neill Olaf Stein
- Louisa Milwood-Haigh Hannah Stein
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Michael Culkin
Mr Pronting
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Jake Curran
Delivery Driver
-
Clint Dyer
Abergavenny Smith
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Carolyn Pickles
Linda Stoneaway
- Max Gell Toby Bleach
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Roy Sampson
Druid
-
Ben Bishop
Legionnaire
-
Bruce Mackinnon
The Octopus
-
Chris Ryman
Yves
-
Tony Gardner
Prime Minister
-
Sian Williams
As Herself
-
Jeremy Vine
As Himself
-
Andy Akinwolere
As Himself
-
Basil Brush
As Himself
- Raef Bjayou Announcer
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Hugh Walters
Old Man
- Harvey Robinson MI9 Agent
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William Beck
Theo Phantom
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Don Warrington
Bodleian / Crime
-
Joanna Brookes
Patsy Stooge
-
Simon Gregor
Poopsberry
-
Stephen Ventura
Egor
-
June Whitfield
Beryl Bagshot
-
Harry Landis
Harry Fulson
-
Hugh Futcher
George
- Delena Kidd Hilda
- Jane Marlow Vera
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Jenny Fitzpatrick
Grey Ninja
- Nicola Roffe Blue Ninja
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Reena Lalbihari
Pink Ninja
-
Danny Horn
Vinnie
-
Michael Spicer
Curator
-
Seun Shote
Hal McMasters
-
Matthew Ashforde
Security Guard
-
Derek Lea
Ray De-Haan
- Jane How Lady Blahga
-
Philip Fox
Philip Blahga
- Teresa Garratty Amber Bayes
-
Lee Colley
Chief Technician
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Kacey Ainsworth
Margaret Fontana
-
Steve Edwin
Steve Cobbs
-
Charlie Hiett
Elliot Coobs
-
Josephine Butler
Paloma
- Poppy Goodburn Anita Blackwell
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Ramon Tikaram
Quillian Pendrix
-
Antonia Kinlay
Sarah Kapalski
- Chris Brandon Damon Travers
-
Clara Salaman
-
Minnie Ayres
Harriet
-
Antonia Clarke
Ricki
- Sean Young Thomas
- Guy Hescott Ashton
-
Derek Riddell
Edward Dixon Halliday
- Mark Dexter Dan Reynolds
- Tony Donaldson Skul Agent
- John Macauley Skul Henchman #1
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Forbes KB
Skul Henchman #2
- Andrew Dallmeyer Carruthers
-
Ralph Riach
Bodger
-
Gordon Kennedy
Edwin Grosse
-
Daniel Tuite
Cuthbert Peabody
-
Sam Pamphilon
Calvin Lame
- Callum Couston Spencer
- Greg Drysdale Janus
-
Julie Austin
Olga Backovabus
-
Rhys Thomas
Jimmy Jubbly
- Jamie Jackson Sebastian J Wilberforce
-
Diana Kent
Margery / Jemima Thursday
-
Fraser James
General Grinder
-
Mark Prendergast
Bobby Bleach
- Graeme Rooney Security Guard
-
Simon Armstrong
The Dark Wizard / William Todd-Williams
-
Adura Onashile
Roona / Doreen Doidge
-
Louise Stewart
Hyperia
-
Caroline Chikezie
Dr Retentive
-
Richard James
George Bland
- Kimberley Neill Receptionist
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Karen Dunbar
Arme Gonnerssen
-
Phil McKee
The Shadow Master
- Phil Gault Tough Guard
- Joss Gillespie Grand Duke Nicholas
- James McAnerney Timosz
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Christine Steel
Kloe
- James Heaford Nick Tesla
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Matthew Kelly
Dr Steinberg
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Marj Hogarth
Warden
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Ruth McGhie
Beryl
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Finlay Welsh
Herbert Tesla
