cast
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Kristen Wiig
Maxine Dellacorte
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Ricky Martin
Robert Diaz
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Josh Lucas
Douglas Dellacorte-Simmons
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Leslie Bibb
Dinah Donohue
- Amber Chardae Robinson Virginia
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Laura Dern
Linda Shaw / Penelope Rollins
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Allison Janney
Evelyn Rollins
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Kaia Gerber
Mitzi
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Carol Burnett
Norma Dellacorte
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Mindy Cohn
Ann Holiday
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Julia Duffy
Mary Jones Davidsoul
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Jason Canela
Eddie
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Jordan Bridges
Perry Donahue
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Claudia Ferri
Raquel Kimberly-Marco
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Wesley Mann
Benny Barnhill / Borg / Benny Barnhill / Borg
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Roberto 'Sanz' Sanchez
Pinky
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Rick Cosnett
Tom Sanka
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Dominic Burgess
Grayman
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Bellina Logan
Rita
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Chrisanne Eastwood
Fern
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Richard Whiten
Agent Clune
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Adam J. Harrington
Agent Stevens
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Paul Sand
Axel Rosenhips
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Ryan Dorsey
Jedebedaiah
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James Urbaniak
Palm Royale Manager
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Crosby Fitzgerald
Sylvia
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Ben Palacios
Prince of Luxembourg
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Cheryl Baxter
Waltz Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer / Dancer / Launch Party Dancer #2
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Ferly Prado
Fabulous Woman / Stylish Woman / Showgirl / Beach Ball Showgirl
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Tom Ayers
Pawn Shop Owner / Pawn Broker
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Vicki Lawrence
Lotte
- Bill Prudich Launch Party Dancer #1 / Waltz Dancer / Dancer
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Bruce Dern
Skeet
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Jessica Lee Keller
Waltz Dancer / Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
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Tyne Stecklein
Beach Ball Dancer / Dancer / Waltz Dancer
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Nick Drago
Coconut Dancer 3 / Waltz Dancer / Dancer
- Stacy Walker Dancer / Waltz Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
- Matt Sergott Norma Dancer #1 / Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
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Lockhart Brownlie
Norma Dancer #2 / Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
- Michael Higgins Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer / Waltz Dancer
- Corey Scott Anderson Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer / Waltz Dancer
- Nanci Anderson Waltz Dancer / Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
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Patti LuPone
Marjorie Merriweather Post
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Nick Baga
Dancer / Waltz Dancer
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Tracy Phillips
Dancer / Waltz Dancer
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Anthony Marciona
Waltz Dancer / Dancer
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KC Monnie
Dancer / Waltz Dancer
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Jim Hanna
Reporter
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Aqueela Zoll
Princess Stephanie
- Rose Marie Brown Nurse Barbara
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Joe Slaughter
Beach Ball Dancer / Norma Dancer #3
- Nick Bush Motel Clerk
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Parker Harris
Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
- Lindsley Allen Waltz Dancer / Dancer
- Michael Morris Dancer / Waltz Dancer
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Mason Trueblood
Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
- Nicole Sciacca Beach Ball Dancer / Dancer
- Ryan Novak Waltz Dancer / Dancer
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Jeremy Hudson
Beach Ball Dancer / Waltz Dancer
- Natasha Kalimada Beach Ball Showgirl / Showgirl
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Lexie Contursi
Showgirl / Beach Ball Dancer
- Linda Cevallos Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
- Evan Strand Beach Ball Dancer / Dancer
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Audrey Douglass
Showgirl / Beach Ball Showgirl
- Tera Perez Beach Ball Dancer / Showgirl
- Danny Dolan Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
- Allie Meixner Showgirl / Beach Ball Showgirl
- Sarah Beymer Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
- Emily Crouch Beach Ball Showgirl / Showgirl
- Nichole Weber Beach Ball Showgirl / Showgirl
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Nathan Prevost
Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
- Erika Marosi Showgirl / Beach Ball Showgirl
- Taylor Dean Showgirl / Beach Ball Showgirl
- Ronald Hidalgo Beach Ball Dancer / Dancer
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Hannah Douglass
Showgirl / Beach Ball Showgirl
- Ragon Miller Beach Ball Showgirl / Showgirl
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Troy Christian
Dancer / Beach Ball Dancer
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Roger Lodge
News Anchor / Maurice Kirby
- Andrew Boyle Dancer / Coconut Dancer 2
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Andy Forrest
Probate Lawyer / Jasper
- Alexander Jo Teller / Prickly Bank Teller
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Ben Bode
Kevin
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Amanda McCants
Donna
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Ella Rose Bucko
Young Agnes
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Clare Grant
Mrs. Sanka
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John Stamos
Dusty Magic
- Natalie Reid Young Norma / Beach Ball Showgirl
- Jaycob Ornelas Maya Choi Guevara
- Josh Johnston Front Desk Agent
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Cady Huffman
Beullah
- Angie L. Schworer Ulla
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Kayla Jenee Radomski
Linda Rollins
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Ian Inigo
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Staci B. Flood
Waltz Dancer
- Carmit Bachar Beautiful Woman
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Albert Malafronte
Dr. Prescott
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Scott Hislop
Dancer
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Tara Nicole Hughes
Dancer
- Stephani Sosa Showgirl
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Michael Edwin
Obsequious Bank Officer
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Nicolas Coster
Probate Judge
- Haylee Roderick Launch Party Dancer #3
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Lisa Mason Lee
Doris
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Benton Jennings
Theodore Thimble III
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Steven Houska
Minister
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Patrick Price
Bartender
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Jordan Gray Burgess
Jill
- Brooke Lipton Waltz Dancer
- Elizabeth Triplett Nurse
- Chip Sickler Fish Guy
- Gianna Fusco-Foster Roller Skating Girl
- Bryan Marsh Norma Dancer #4
- Douglas Fisher Norma's Butler
- Joe Cummings Croupier Max
- Sianna Lyons Showgirl
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Janaya French
Showgirl
- Natalie Romero Showgirl
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Amanda Balen
Dancer
- Chad Everett Allen Dancer
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Jameson Perry
Dancer
- Lou Becker Dancer
- Jordan Dodderer Dancer
- Casey Johnson Dancer
- Logan Schyvynck Dancer
- Grey Rodriguez NASA Tour Guide
- Eric Lyons Palm Royale Employee
- Nick Norcia Construction Worker
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Kelli Erdmann
Launch Party Dancer #4
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Michael Hitchcock
Chester
- Christopher Lamm Private Mike Corbin
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Avi Rothman
Astronaut Herkimer
- Siddharth Kusuma Orderly
- Rich Skidmore Richard Nixon
- Pam Chu Beach Ball Dancer
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Victoria Gracie
Beach Ball Dancer
- Joelle Martinec Beach Ball Dancer
- Eric Stretch Beach Ball Dancer
- Devan Smith Beach Ball Dancer
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Amanda Cleghorn
Beach Ball Dancer
- Deirdre Barnes Beach Ball Dancer
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Shannon Holtzapffel
Beach Ball Dancer
- Angel Mammoliti Beach Ball Showgirl
- Christopher Smith Coconut Dancer 1
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Bryan Anthony
Coconut Dancer 4
- Joshua Charles Parker Coconut Dancer 5
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Ann Ryerson
Dominique de Marché
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Melissa Bailey
Nurse Peg
- Michael R. Ward Joe
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Brian Carpenter
Director Driscoll
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Andy Gates
Doctor Sloan
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Pat Asanti
Leslie
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Sharr White
Linda's Lawyer
- Alex Watson Deliveryman
- Mat O'Neill Brandoff
- Dominick Marrone Porter
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Anna Telfer
Sandy
- Cody Brotter Bert
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Will McFadden
Terence
- A.T. Branch Gordon
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Mauricio Ovalle
Butler
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Brady Novak
Man in Audience
- Maxwell Simoes Vladimir
- Bruce Burns Cabbie
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Matt Rogers
Bruce
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Tom Lenk
Rex
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Dan Leahy
Patrick
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John Hill
Charlie
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Jonathan Fishman
IRS Tax Goon
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Eileen Grubba
Beverly
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Kelly Hutchinson
Millie Moneypenny
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Sheri Holman
Tillie Moneypenny
- Josef Urban Kurt
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Bjorn Johnson
Swiss Cardiologist
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Teddy Van Ee
Porter
- Casey Adams Uncle Beauregard
