cast
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Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin
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Alan North
Captain Ed Hocken
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Ed Williams
Ted Olson
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William Duell
Johnny the Snitch
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Marvin Miller
Narrator
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Rex Hamilton
Abraham Lincoln
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Peter Lupus
Norberg
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Tiny Ron
Al
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Kathryn Leigh Scott
Sally
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Tommy Lasorda
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Joyce Brothers
Dr. Joyce Brother
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Connie Needham
Jill
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Georg Stanford Brown
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Barbara Tarbuck
Mrs. Twice
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Grand L. Bush
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Ken Michelman
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Rebecca Holden
Stella
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Dick Miller
Vic
- Terry Wills Jim
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Patrick St. Esprit
- K Callan
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John Ashton
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Danny Dayton
Joey
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Nicolas Coster
Warner
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Al Ruscio
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Dick Clark
Dick Clark
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Robert Costanzo
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Lorne Greene
Stabbed Man
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Robert Goulet
Executed Man
- Spencer Milligan Eddie
- Bonnie Campbell-Britton Lana
- Kate O'Sullivan Mimi
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Claudette Nevins
Veronica Rivers
- Jerry Layne Willy
- Wayne Winton Coroner
- Michael Frost Heckler
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William Shatner
Poisoned Man
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Tessa Richarde
Mary
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Florence Henderson
Targeted Homemaker
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William Conrad
Stabbed Man
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Floyd Levine
- Lilibet Stern Terri
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Tony Sirico
Poker Player
- Terrence Beasor Dr. Zubatsky
- Russell Shannon Ralph Twice
- Jimmy Briscoe Cop
