cast
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Craig Charles
Dave Lister
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Danny John-Jules
Cat
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Chris Barrie
Arnold Rimmer / Arnold Rimmer / Ace Rimmer
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Robert Llewellyn
Kryten
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Norman Lovett
Holly
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Hattie Hayridge
Holly / Hilly
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Chloë Annett
Kochanski
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Mac McDonald
Captain Hollister
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Tony Hawks
Dispensing Machine (voice) / Restaurant Advert (voice) / Suitcase (voice) / Compere / Caligula / The Guide
- Daniel Barker Croquet Commentator (voice) / Alien Natural History Presenter (voice) / Dispensing Machine 402 / Other Voices (voice) / Lift (voice) / The Universe (voice)
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Graham McTavish
Ackerman
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Clare Grogan
Kochanski
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Jake Wood
Kill Crazy
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Rupert Bates
Hector Blob / Dispensing Machine (voice) / Bodyguard / Trout a la Creme / Chef (voice)
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Paul Bradley
Chen
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Tony Slattery
Brooke (androids) (voice) / Dispensing Machine (voice)
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David Ross
Talkie Toaster (voice) / Kryten
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Mark Williams
Olaf Petersen
- David Gillespie Selby
- Simon Gaffney Young Rimmer
- Karl Glenn Stimpson MP Thornton
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Ricky Grover
Baxter
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Kika Mirylees
Doc Newton
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Sophie Winkleman
Katerina
- John Lenahan Toaster (voice)
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Richard Ridings
DNA Ship Computer (voice) / Crazed Astro
- Kalli Greenwood Mrs. Rimmer / Rimmer's Mum
- Elizabeth Hickling Simulant Lieutenant / Rogue Simulant
- Andy Taylor Dr. Lucas McClaren
- Richard Hainsworth Medical Orderly / Bodyguard
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Rebecca Blackstone
Pree / Big Bang Beryl
- Penelope Freeman Lifts / Gosh Lady / Dispensing Machine 403 (voice)
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Shend
Warden Knot
- Steven Wickham Begg Chief / Gelf Bride
- Ian Masters Birdman
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Richard O'Callaghan
Creator / Hogey the Roguey
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Oliver Maltman
Dispensing Machines (voice) / Chippy (voice)
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Don Henderson
Rogue Simulant
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Adrienne Posta
Flight Announcer (voice)
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Ken Morley
Captain Voorhese
- Gary Martin Epideme (voice)
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Ainsley Harriott
Gelf Chief
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Denis Lill
Simulant Captain / Death
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Sabra Williams
Lise Yates
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Ron Pember
Taxman
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Suzanne Bertish
Arlene Rimmer
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Lia Williams
Carol Brown
- Julie Higginson Marilyn Monroe Android
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Arthur Smith
Pub Manager
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Frances Barber
Genny
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Geraldine McEwan
Cassandra
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David Verrey
Big Meat
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Maggie Steed
Dr. Hildegarde Lanstrom
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Lenny Von Dohlen
Cop
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Don Warrington
Commander Binks
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Sara Stockbridge
Handmaiden
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Jack Docherty
The Inquisitor
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Craig Ferguson
Confidence
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Forbes Masson
Stan Laurel
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James Smillie
Justice Computer (voice)
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Gary Bleasdale
Frank
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Sarah Alexander
Queen
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Samantha Robson
Pete Tranter's Sister
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Jennifer Calvert
Loretta
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John Abineri
Rimmer's Dad
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Morwenna Banks
Lift Hostess
- Angela Bruce Deb Lister
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Robert Addie
Gilbert
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Yasmin Bannerman
First Ground Controller
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Geoffrey Beevers
Doctor
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Timothy Spall
Andy
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Jane Horrocks
Commander Nirvanah Crane
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Lee Cornes
Paranoia
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Noel Coleman
Cat Priest
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Jack Klaff
Abraham Lincoln
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Nicholas Ball
Simulant
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Brian Cox
The King
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Hugh Quarshie
Computer (voice)
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Jenny Agutter
Professor Mamet
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Stephen Marcus
Bear Strangler McGee
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Johanna Hargreaves
Esperanto Woman
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Glynis Barber
Woman with Fur
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Gordon Kennedy
Hudzen
- Jeillo Edwards Second Ground Controller
- Sue Kelvin Second Woman Officer
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Lucy Briers
Harrison
- Martin Friend Albert Einstein
- Hetty Baynes Cockpit Computer (voice)
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Koo Stark
Lady Sabrina Mullholland-Jones
- Stephan Grothgar Soldier
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Anita Dobson
Captain Tau
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Ruby Wax
Blaize Falconberger
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Robert Bathurst
Todhunter
- Clayton Mark Elvis Presley
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Mark Steel
Ski Man
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Matthew Marsh
Captain Hercule Platini
- Zoe Hilson Temptress
- Phil Manzanera Hands of Psiren Lister
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John Sharian
New Lister
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Anastasia Hille
New Kochanski
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Robert McCulley
McIntyre
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Debbie Ash
Marilyn Monroe
- Jeremy Austin Rathbone
- Judy Hawkins Yvonne McGruder
- Tina Jenkins Newsreader
- Gordon Salkilld Gordon
- Charles Augins Queeg
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Matthew Devitt
The Dog
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Maria Friedman
Waitress
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David Lovgren
Bar Patron
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Pauline Melville
Barmaid
- Emile Charles Young Lister
- Judy Pascoe Mechanoid Camille / Blob Camille
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Francesca Folan
Hologram Camille
- Suzanne Rhatigan Kochanski Camille
- Kenneth Hadley Adolf Hitler
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Stephen Tiller
Pythagoras
- Pauline Bailey Marilyn Monroe
- Jane Montgomery Commander Natalina Pushkin (number 1)
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Jake Abraham
Alternate Lister
- Imogen Bain Lola
- Steve Devereaux Jimmy
- Jeremy Peters Pestilence
- Dinny Powell Famine
- Robert Inch War
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James Buckley
Rusty
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Johnny Vegas
Crit Cop
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Helen George
Aniter
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Richard Glover
Wind
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Lucie Pohl
Harmony
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David Sterne
Einstein Bob
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David Menkin
Lt. Clarence O'Neal
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Suanne Braun
Cpt. Dorothy McCutcheon
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Sam Douglas
Bouncer
- Kyle James Nearly Dead Guy
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Kevin Eldon
4 of 27
- Alexis Dubus 3 of 63
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Eddie Bagayawa
Captain Tom Kadri
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Dan Tetsell
Green
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Maggie Service
Barker
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Mark Quartley
Snacky (voice)
- Tobias Wilson Snacky (Body)
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Oliver Mason
Asclepius (voice)
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Jami Reid-Quarrell
Asclepius (Body)
- Stephen Critchlow Captain Herring
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Dominic Coleman
Butler
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Robert Strange
Gelf Chief
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Dominique Moore
Ankita
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Bentley Kalu
Mercenoid
- Maria Yarjah Cat Lady
- Shanice Stewart-Jones Cat Lady
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Jemma Churchill
Officer
- Genevieve Swallow Last Woman Officer
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Claire Cooper
Woman in Film
- Nigel Carrivick Captain
- Sophie Doherty Kochanski's Roommate
- Anna Palmer Customer in Cafe
- Paul Flanagan Truck Driver / Taxi Driver
- Stephen McKintosh Thickie Holden
- Louisa Ruthven Ski Woman
- Michael Burrell Pope Gregory
- Roger Blake Noel Coward
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Simon Paisley Day
Commander Randy Navarro - Number Two
- James Cormack Thomas Allman
- Marie McCarthy Nurse
- Elizabeth Anson Temptress
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Martin Sims
Gelf
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Michael Shannon
John F. Kennedy
- Toby Aspin Lee Harvey Oswald
- Peter Gaitens FBI Agent
- John Thompson Good Knight
- Alison Senior Princess Bonjella
- Mark Carlisle Lieutenant
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Mark Lingwood
Gestapo Officer
- Kai Maurer Soldier
- Andy Gell Soldier
- Juliet Griffiths Barmaid
- Alexander John-Jules Baby Lister
- Vicky Ogden Mrs. Bennet
- Alina Proctor Jane Bennet
- Catherine Harvey Kitty Bennet
- Sophia Thierens Lydia Bennet
- Rebecca Katz Mary Bennet
- Julia Lloyd Elizabeth Bennet
- Nicky Leatherbarrow Caroline Carmen
- Ian Soundy Guard
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Mark Caven
Man in Film
- Sarah Wateridge Woman in Film
- Andrew Alston Mex
- Perri Michael Young Cat
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Holly Earl
Young Kochanski
- Heidi Monsen Talia
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Jeremy Swift
Noddy
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Richard Ng Yiu-Hon
Swallow
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Tom Andrews
Salesman
- Charlie Kenyon Boy on the Bus
- Nina Southworth Girl on the Bus
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Jon Glover
Man
- Karen Admiraal Woman
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Simon Gregson
Simon Gregson
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Michelle Keegan
Michelle Keegan
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Mark Dexter
Howard Rimmer
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Susan Earl
Sim Crawford
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Lucy Newman-Williams
All Droid Jayne / Phone Droid Voice
- Bryan Bounds All Droid Bob / Phone Droid Voice
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Laurence Bouvard
Phone Droid Voice (voice)
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Rupert Degas
Phone Droid Voice (voice)
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Kerry Shale
Medi-Bot / Taiwan Tony (voice)
- James Baxter Jesus
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Indira Joshi
Erin the Lemon Trader
- Nicholas Richards Uncle Aaron
- Tom Pepper Man Who May Be Jesus & Judas
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Homer Todiwala
Waiter
- Peter Elliott Chimp
- Sydney Stevenson Professor Edgington
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Emma Campbell-Jones
TV Character
- Nick Barber TV Character
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Chi Lewis-Parry
Gelf (uncredited)
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Isla Ure
Dispensers 23 & 34 (voice)
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Gary Cady
Dominator Zlurth
- Alex Hardy Chancellor Wednesday
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Colin Hoult
Chancellor Thursday
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Simon Treves
Lecturer Rimmer
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Taylor James
Simulant Advisor
- Philip Labey Young Rimmer
- Joanne Gale Wendy
- Nigel Williams Legion
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Adrian Lukis
Professor Telford
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Ryan Gage
Hitler
- Chloe Hawkins Messalina
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Callum Coates
Stalin
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Philippe Spall
Vlad the Impaler
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Laura Checkley
Areto
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Marcus Garvey
Chairbot Excalibur
- Naomi Sheldon Eagle
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Nick Read
Incense
- Jamie Chapman Ziggy
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Paul Leonard
Guru
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Amrita Acharia
Waitress Greta
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Joe Sims
Tutt Johnson
- Ian Boldsworth Steve
- Phil Adele Jim
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Richard Brimblecombe
Bradley
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Tina Harris
Parkinson
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Hayley-Marie Axe
Calm Woman (voice)
- Francine Walker Handmaiden
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Robert Ashe
Cop
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Clifford Barry
Guard
- Lynda Lee Lewis Extra
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Mark Healy
Red Dwarf Crew
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Adolf Hitler
Self (archive footage)