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Carlos Alazraqui
Scissors (voice) / Mittens (voice) / Chicken 3 (voice) / Tyrannosaurus Rex (voice) / Every Single Scissors (voice) / Shark (voice) / Guy Who Doesn't Know He's a Ghost Yet (voice) / Rhino (voice) / Director (voice) / Puppet Scissors / Puppet Mitch (voice) / Guy (voice) / Safety Inspector 1 (voice) / Restaurant Patron 1 / Restaurant Patron 3 / Reporter 3 / Party Goer 3 (voice) / Coach (voice) / Swat Member 4 (voice) / Scrudy's Dad / Player (voice) / Bowling Ball (voice) / Movie Character 3 (voice) / Polar Bear (voice) / Parrot Pirate / Hieronymus Bosch (voice) / Passenger (voice) / Smitty (voice)
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Thomas Lennon
Paper (voice) / Paper's Brain (voice) / Paper's Brain / Paper's Bladder / Parrot (voice) / Stylist (voice) / Photographer (voice) / Old Person (voice) / Interviewer (voice) / Chicken 2 (voice) / Puppet Paper (voice) / Swat Member 1 (voice) / Fashion Policeman (voice)
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Ron Funches
Rock (voice) / Dave (voice) / Male Birthday Cop 2 (voice) / Tough Bee Goon 1 / Tortoise (voice) / Soccer Player (voice) / The Wind (voice)
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JP Karliak
Convenient News Reporter (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Focus Group Guy 2 (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Machine / Alien (voice) / Egg Creature / Announcer (voice) / Buff Man / Flub-Bub (voice) / Paper 2 / Adult Paper / Chyron (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Guard (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Sheep (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Meteor (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Gardener (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Trampoline Salesman / Teen 2 (voice) / Flub-Bub / Convenient News Reporter (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Leading Man (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Shakespeare / Euclid (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Drummer / Paramedic 2 (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Man on One Knee / Crowd Member 2 (voice) / Convenient Town Crier / Prince 2 / The Trash (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Little Boy (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Screaming Person (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Camel 1 (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Barrister Wig (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Solider / Fireman / Guy in the Back (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Swat Leader / Pick-Up Artist Robot (voice)
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Melissa Villaseñor
Pencil (voice) / Pencil / Focus Group Girl 2 (voice) / Pencil / Pencil Judge #1 / Pencil Judge #2 / Pencil Judge #3 (voice) / Employee (voice) / Pencil / Post-Apocalyptic Woman (voice) / Therapist (voice) / Orchestra Member (voice) / Pencil / Therapist / Woman with the World's Largest Fan (voice)
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Eddie Pepitone
Lou (voice) / Lou (voice) / Lou Zer (voice) / Lou / Landlords (voice)
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Abby Trott
Ms. Cornwall / Prison Guard (voice) / Robot Executive / Robot Mother (voice) / Cop 1 / Angelic Singer (voice) / Garbage Princess / Princess of Morenia / Sentient Banana Peel (voice) / Teen 1 / Tutorial Girl (voice) / Marie Curie / Ada Lovelace (voice) / Casting Agent (voice) / Female Robot Executive / Nickelodeon Executive / Stapler (voice) / Driver 2 / Paramedic / Woman 2 (voice) / Original Ghost / Debate Kid / Wet-Haired Ghost Girl (voice) / Fire Hydrant / Pizza Girl / Female Robot Executive (voice) / Boss / Party Goer / Young Person (voice)
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Ray Chase
Logan the Rat Bro / Baron Von Snootsberg / Car Owner (voice) / Logan the Rat Bro Head / Movie Character 2 / Movie Character 4 (voice) / Baron Von Snootsberg / Movie President / Chimpanzee (voice) / Lou's Dad (voice) / Logan the Rat Bro / The Wizard / Brogan the Rat Bro (voice) / Logan the Rat Bro / Salesman / Computer Voice (voice) / Ominous Scientist / Focus Group Guy 3 (voice) / Logan / Brody / Brogan (voice) / Logan the Rat Bro (voice) / GPS / Security Officer / Fruit Fly (voice)
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Jonathan Lipow
Driver (voice) / Hiring Robot (voice) / Driver / Dad (voice) / Hiring Robot / Doomsday Machine / Customer / Robot 3 (voice) / Bus Driver / Driver (voice)
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Kimberly Brooks
The President / Parader / Kid (voice) / Driver 3 / Woman 1 / Women 3 (voice) / Cute Girl / Failed Librarian (voice) / President / Friendly Shopkeeper / Orange Candy Wrapper (voice) / The President of the U.S. (voice) / Crew Member / Screaming Girl (voice) / Ms. Meyers (voice)
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Grey DeLisle
Amusement Park Worker / Little Girl (voice) / Kid / Woman / Kid 2 / Restaurant Patron 2 / Restaurant Patron 4 / Reporter 2 / Audience Member / Party Goer 2 (voice) / Body Double / Scissors' Daughter (voice) / Director / Casting Agent (voice) / Lou's Mom (voice) / Safety Inspector 2 / Kid (voice)
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Lauren Ash
Sandpaper (voice) / Sandpaper / Passerby (voice) / Sandpaper / Petitioner (voice) / Sandpaper / Nutso, the Rapping Squirrel (voice)
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Diedrich Bader
Chad Brockchad / Cheap Apartment VO / Awards Show Announcer (voice) / Chad Brockchad / Buffy the Bicep / Voice (voice) / Chad Brockchad (voice) / Chad Brockchad / Captain (voice) / Chad Brockchad / Ambassador (voice)
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Darin De Paul
Bone Cruncher / Sled Hill (voice) / Hipponoid Commander / Paper's Boss (voice) / Hipponoid Commander Head / Beethoven Head (voice) / Bone Crusher / Translator / Driver 1 (voice) / Aristotle / Judge (voice)
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Betsy Sodaro
Potato (voice)
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Andrew Morgado
Coach / Announcer / Reporter 1 / Party Goer 1 (voice) / Sal Garbanzo / Crowd Member / Wall Street Businessman (voice) / Chris / Narrator / Garbage Guard / Couple 2 (voice) / R.O.V.E.R. / Hippo / Guard 2 (voice) / Coach / Old Man / Announcer (voice)
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Kari Wahlgren
Waitress / Make-up Artist (voice) / Waitress / Ooze Queen / Old Lady (voice) / Waitress (voice) / Store Owner / Waitress / Woman (voice)
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Marieve Herington
Customer Service Rep / Wealthy Old Lady (voice) / French Wig / Teen Rebel Wig (voice) / Wealthy Old Lady / Futuristic Looking Woman (voice)
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Kaitlyn Robrock
Swat Member 2 / Female Origami Robot (voice) / Paper Actress (voice) / Puppet / Woman in Dress / Redheaded Girl (voice)
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Max Mittelman
Scrudy / Failed Juggler (voice) / Shoot (voice) / Derf / Wolf (voice)
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Alessia Cara
Lolly (voice)
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Eugene Cordero
Putty (voice)
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Melanie Minichino
Young Margo / Adult Margo (voice) / Sharon / Future Sharon (voice)
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Fred Tatasciore
Creepo / Director / Pizza Guy (voice) / Pirate Captain / Burly Pirate (voice)
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Debra Wilson
Female Mathematician / Focus Group Girl 1 (voice) / Crazy-Eyed Pirate / Saleswoman / Skeleton / Sleeping Skydiver (voice)
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Greg Chun
Jin / Boss / Bed Bug (voice) / Winston / Mattress Man (voice)
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Sunil Malhotra
Dreamscape / Mailman (voice) / Dreamscape / Wallet (voice)
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Cristina Valenzuela
Car Wash Boss / Robot 1 (voice) / Car Wash Boss / Executive (voice)
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Marlene Martinez
The Astonishing Catalina (voice)
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Isaac Robinson-Smith
Waiter / Water Marauder / Todd / Crowd Member 1 (voice) / Rock 2 / Adult Rock (voice)
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Flula Borg
Franz Roll (voice)
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Jason Alexander
Jonathan Fartjoke (voice)
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Xanthe Huynh
Hilda / Host (voice)
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Jake Green
Roy / Narrator (voice)
- kittie KaBoom Pat (voice)
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Carla Tassara
Carla / Judge / Jenny (voice)
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Heidi Schooler
Instructor (voice)
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Jim Meskimen
Abraham Lincoln Head / Sentient TV / Movie Character 1 (voice)
- Caleb Yen Confucius (voice)
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Eric Bauza
Ooze Prince / Male Birthday Cop 1 (voice)
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Carla Gugino
Detective Wishowski (voice)
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Isabela Merced
The Susan (voice)
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Mike Trapp
Reginald / Soul (voice)
- Bruce Wexler Rock Actor / Tree Monster / Eyebrows (voice)
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Keston John
Commander / Narrator / Blue Candy Wrapper (voice)
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Natasha Leggero
Controller of Cool (voice)
- Josh Lehrman Host / Monster / Tombstone (voice)
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Robbie Daymond
Scissors 2 / Adult Scissors (voice)
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Brian Scott McFadden
Rabbit (voice)
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Jesse Corti
Owner (voice)
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Chris Cox
Kevin / Future Kevin (voice)
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Matt Lowe
Bald Cap / Lizard Creature (voice)
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Jonathan Van Ness
Unconditionally Supportive Wig (voice)
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Cedric Yarbrough
Rock's Dad (voice)
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Kevin Michael Richardson
Raspberry Cake / Citizen (voice)
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Fryda Wolff
Hip Woman / Sassy Receptionist (voice)
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Secunda Wood
Cashier / Mom / Employee (voice)
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Jane Carr
Garbage Queen (voice)
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Aidan Gillen
Steven Shadowwhispers (voice)
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Danny Pudi
Recyclable Prince (voice)
- Wanda Sykes Dian (voice)
- Ryan Robinson Ronald Jamison (voice)
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Omid Abtahi
Pharaoh Atraxes / Camel 2 (voice)
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Assaf Cohen
Pragmatis / Guard (voice)
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Ian Cardoni
Translator / Host (voice)
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Rafael Petardi
Mr. Laurent / Audience Member (voice)
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Mallory Jansen
Cate Blanket (voice)
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Jeff Bennett
Lenny / Chicken 1 (voice)
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Dayci Brookshire
Misc. Students (voice)
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Alicyn Packard
Milton (voice)
- Andrew Frankel Origami Robot / Audience Member / Swat Member 3 (voice)
- Daniela Rus Herself (voice)
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Jonathan Adams
Groundskeeper / Tackling Dummy (voice)
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Alex Cazares
Little Boy / Fantasy House Character (voice)
- Andrew Morgado Mr. Drake / Nobel Prize Chairman (voice)
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Melissa van der Schyff
Little Red Riding Hood / Ruby (voice)
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David Cui Cui
Emperor of Japan (voice)
