cast
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Kaya Scodelario
Effy Stonem
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Hannah Murray
Cassie Ainsworth
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Kathryn Prescott
Emily Fitch
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Lily Loveless
Naomi Campbell
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Jack O'Connell
James Cook
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Nicholas Hoult
Tony Stonem
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Mike Bailey
Sid Jenkins
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April Pearson
Michelle Richardson
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Joe Dempsie
Chris Miles
- Larissa Wilson Jal Fazer
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Mitch Hewer
Maxxie Oliver
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Dev Patel
Anwar Kharral
- Ollie Barbieri JJ Jones
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Dakota Blue Richards
Franky Fitzgerald / Francesca "Franky" Fitzgerald
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Will Merrick
Aloysius "Alo" Creevey / Alo Creevey
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Merveille Lukeba
Thomas Tomone
- Megan Prescott Katie Fitch
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Alexander Arnold
Rich Hardbeck
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Freya Mavor
Mini McGuinness
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Sebastian de Souza
Matty Levan
- Laya Lewis Liv Malone
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Jessica Sula
Grace Blood
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Sean Teale
Nick Levan
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Lisa Backwell
Pandora Moon
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Luke Pasqualino
Freddie McClair
- Giles Thomas Doug
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Aimee-Ffion Edwards
Lucy "Sketch" / Sketch
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Morwenna Banks
Anthea Stonem / Anthea
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Daniel Kaluuya
Posh Kenneth / DJ
- Sam Jackson Alex Henley
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Chris Addison
David Blood
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Harry Enfield
Jim Stonem / Jim
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Siwan Morris
Angie
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Georgina Moffat
Abigail
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Red Madrell
Amanda
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Klariza Clayton
Karen Mclair
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Victoria Wicks
College Director
- Daniel Black Rider
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Peter Capaldi
Mark
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Geoffrey Hughes
Uncle Keith / Fat Bastard / Bandy
- Wayne Powerdavis Javon / Rapper / Rapper (as Wayne PowerDavis)
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Justin Edwards
Eric / Heavy
- Redd Smith James Fitch
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Pauline Quirke
DS Blunt
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Arabella Weir
Anna
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Josie Lawrence
Liz
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John Bishop
Rob Fitch
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Clare Grogan
Shelley McGuinness
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David Baddiel
Steve
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Stephen Walters
Mad Twatter
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Robert Wilfort
Tom
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Daniel Ryan
Kevin Hardbeck / Kevin
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Josie Long
Josie
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Ronni Ancona
Jenna / Jenna Fitch
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Neil Morrissey
Marcus
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Jamie Michie
Rob / Connel Champion
- Crispin Harris Simon Sweetcheeks
- Gareth Farr Jeff Fitzgerald / Jeff
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Joel Dommett
DC Sweeney
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Jordan Long
Heavy / Bailiff 2
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Ardal O'Hanlon
Kieran
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Nina Wadia
Anwar's Mum
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John Sessions
Geoff Fitzgerald
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Mackenzie Crook
John White
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Simon Day
Leo Mclair
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Danny Dyer
Malcolm
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Dave Hill
Dewi
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Bill Bailey
Walter
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James Fleet
Martin
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Ben Lloyd-Hughes
Josh
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Sally Phillips
Angela
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Troy Glasgow
Ace
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Esther Smith
Emma
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Lucien Laviscount
Jason
- Liam Boyle Louie
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Hannah Britland
Charlie
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Craig Roberts
Dominic
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Joe Cole
Luke
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Daniel Ben Zenou
Yaniv
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Olly Alexander
Jakob
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Angela Bettis
Ida Williams
- David Chadwick Larry Moll
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Jesse Hlubik
Jeffrey Flavors
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Charlene McKenna
Maddie
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Stewart Scudamore
Pete
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Benjamin Uttley
Mark
- Karina Minhas Mandy
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Lara Pulver
Victoria
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Kayvan Novak
Jake Abbasi
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Ian Pink
Geeky Guy
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Amy Wren
Jane
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Davood Ghadami
Raj
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Mark Monero
Ronnie / Ronnie Fazer
- Emily Jewell Nurse / Nurse 2
- Eloise Joseph Bella Malone
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Sean Pertwee
Soldier on the Train / Simon the Lecturer / Soldier on the Train/Simon the Lecturer
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Lola Mae Loughran
Maude Malone
- James Burrows Jake
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Isy Suttie
Nurse Pauline
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Jenny Jules
Sonia Blood
- Cambria Bailey-Jones Arabella
- Charmanae Amber Sally
- Eve Webster Teacher On Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown / Teacher on the verge of a nervous breakdown
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Hugo Speer
John Foster
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Paul Ridley
Dr. Felly
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Juliet Cowan
Celia / Cecilia
- Aicha Kossoko Kasoke / Thomas's Mother
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Henry Garrett
Danny
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Sean Verey
James
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Clinton Blake
Wilbur
- Graeme Rooney Lachlan
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Maureen Lipman
Aunt Elizabeth
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Dorian Lough
Leon Levan
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Kelly Brook
Jemima
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Maurice Roëves
Alex
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Mark Heap
Graham
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Charlie Creed-Miles
Fighting Bath Man
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Olga Fedori
Anka
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Ingrid Lacey
Catherine Creevey
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Jaye Griffiths
Agnes Malone
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Toby Longworth
Bryan
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Mariah Gale
Polly
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Michael Hodgson
Donald
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Shane Richie
Bruce
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Joann Condon
Ginny
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Alistair McGowan
Coach Pooter
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Steve Furst
Stanley
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Kevin Eldon
Manfred
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John Thomson
Sam Brooks
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Joe Prospero
Emo Kid 1
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Olivia Colman
Gina
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Dorothy Atkinson
Receptionist
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Sara Crowe
Hair & Beauty Teacher
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Sarah Lancashire
Mary
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Sia Berkeley
Scarlett
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Tom Payne
Spencer
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James Buckley
Simon
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Inder Manocha
Istiak
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Rupert Holliday-Evans
Priest
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Fiona Allen
Jackie
- John Weldon Kenny - Big Issue Seller
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Iddo Goldberg
William
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Pooky Quesnel
Claire
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Michael Nardone
Sandy
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Duncan Duff
Congratulations Leader
- Matt Kane Emo Kid 2
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Maxim Baldry
Banjo
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Spencer Jones
Doctor Proctor
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Chris Ashby
Steve
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Manjinder Virk
Doctor Berg
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Javine Hylton
Precious
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Thaila Zucchi
Cheryl
- Stephanie Herbert Jemma
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Scott Mills
Presenter
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Rich Fulcher
Judge Jordan
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Orion Ben
Navah
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Marcia Bennett
Irene Polaski
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Amir Boutrous
Hagai
- Richard Crehan Johnny
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Shimi Goodman
Roi
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Ashley Horne
Stephen
- Robert Pearce Ruben Ainsworth
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James Patrick
Charlie
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Alexia Traverse-Healy
Marlene
- Tara Wells Marsha
- Bethzienna Williams Hamutal
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Elisa Lasowski
Mika
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Toby Parkes
Marty
- Bobby Pearse Rueben
- Julien Vialon Marcel Hulot
- Sarah Ball Annabel
- Louise Downie Miriam
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Janet Montgomery
Beth
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Naomi Allisstone
Margeritte
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Emma Stansfield
Pamela
- Alice Glass Herself
- Christian Roe Pinky
- Hywel Morgan Mark
- Shameem Ahmad Nurse
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Tim Downie
Mr. Jessup
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Hywel Morgan
Mark
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Tadas Gryn
Cop 2
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Tessa Bell-Briggs
Mrs. Rynkowski
- Cressida Falcon Old Lady
- Maria Miles Sheila
- Claire Lubert Nurse Kelly
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George Gallagher
Robert
- Katheryn Mcgaffigan Girl at Party
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Adelayo Adedayo
Andrea
- Scarlett Sabet Angel of Death
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Huey Morgan
Toxic Bob
- Stephanie Houtman Julie
- Jonathan Guy Lewis Mike
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Luke Barnes
Drunk Man
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Shervin Alenabi
Norman
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James Boyland
Crackhead
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Brennan Reece
Kiddo
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Richard David-Caine
Hipster Friend
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Jason Cook
Comedy MC
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Cavan Clerkin
Dillon
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Annette Badland
Mavis
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Georgia King
Clara
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Caroline Paterson
Maria
- Josh Dinneen Gay Lad
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Mark Goldthorp
Ticket Man
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Dawn O'Porter
Receptionist
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Tim Key
Dr. O'Dwyer
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Tanya Moodie
Layla
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Marcus Griffiths
Donovan
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Juliet Cadzow
Receptionist
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Holly Earl
Poppy Champion
- Lucy Gape Megan
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Charlotte Beaumont
Cheska
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Sarah Solemani
Celia Champion
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Dan Tetsell
Smithy
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Mark Stobbart
Mitch
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Leander Deeny
Nu Folk Student
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Fiz Marcus
Receptionist
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Kenneth Collard
The Doctor
- Jamie Brittain DJ Flangmeister
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Antonia Clarke
Carly
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Kate Russell-Smith
Bank Teller
- Perdita Avery Jude
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Jacob Anderson
Ryan
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Polly Kemp
Joy
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Alastair Mackenzie
Gregory McGuinness
- Eve Barnes Little Girl
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Alice Lowe
Jemima
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Matt McCooey
Philip
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Chooye Bay
Dewei
- William McGeough Middle Aged Man
- Clementine Starling Earnest Girl
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Fenella Fielding
Miriam Henley
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Karl Theobald
David Henley
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Louise Bartle
O'Malley
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Liza Tarbuck
Anita Hardbeck
- Zack Sojae Mahmut
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Jacqueline Tong
W.I.Lady
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Jessica Hynes
Crystal
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Phil Cornwell
Diesel
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Mike Grady
Vicar
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Peter Martin
Bert
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Jean Boht
Doreen
- Jake Neads Student/Fabian
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Peter Gunn
Owen Creevey
- Samantha Parry Cherry Blossom
- Alisdair McKee Trevor
- Sean Carlsen Policeman
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Lee Mengo
Gordon
- Jack Benyon TJ
- Napalm Death Napalm Death
- Hector McCormick Dyl
- Hannah McPake Bouncer
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Gordon Kennedy
Alan Precopp
- Holly Churches Arcia
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Kwame Kwei-Armah
Personal Trainer
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Margaret John
Eunice
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Georgia Henshaw
Lara
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Danny Szam
Liam
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Douglas Hodge
Edward
- George Hinchliffe Ukelele Kev
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Will Young
T Love
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Dudley Sutton
Norman
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Mark 'Bez' Berry
Rick Shaw
- Kessie Bartlett Brandy
- Lily Davis-Broome Candy
- Chas Early Bailiff 1
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Jenny Eclair
Vivienne
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Ayesha Antoine
Police Officer 1
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Paul Antony-Barber
Magistrate
- Greg Shewring Police Officer 2
- Mark Arends Alex
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Jake Maskall
Police Officer 3
- Gerard Cooke Court Usher
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Paul Kaye
Duncan
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Tanya Franks
Ruth
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Richard Southgate
Matt
- Wendy Brierley Mavis
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Ian 'H' Watkins
Graham
- Felicity Montagu Anne
- Amberley Gridley Sophia
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Ryan Pope
Alan
- Domonic Attoh Daniel
- Mazviona Evelyn Madzima Fumi
- Alan Westaway Doctor
- Samuel Oliver Barman
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Steve Toussaint
Father Babajide
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Luke Norris
Donny
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Maria Charles
Granny
- Leila Hoffman Granny
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Matt King
Cook Senior
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Antonio Aakeel
Shop Security
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Richard Hope
George
- Roland Oliver Model Shop Owner
- Jiggy Bhore Margie
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Tom Meeten
Jesus
- Lauretta Gavin Dopey
- Rory Lowings Crispin
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Laurentiu Possa
Christian
- Sarah Buckland Job Agent
- Jo Neary Samantha
- Isaac Ssebandeke Rapper
- Jody Halse Bouncer
- Amy Burnett Kayleigh
- Ian Boldsworth Roger
- Karen Tepper Madame Greta
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Sarah Counsell
Amber
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Bettrys Jones
Megan
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Elsie Kelly
Lovely Old Lady
- Joshua J. Smith Bristol Bastard
- Poppy Smith Pixie
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Annie Hulley
Chris's Mum
- Stephen Michael Kane Adam
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Carl Garrison
Frank
- Marcelo Cabrera Earl
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Mark R. Anthony
Doorman
- Born Ruffians The Band
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Ben Smith
Donald
- Adrian Fergus Fuller Lynton
- Alastair Cording Music Examiner
- Kate Best Music Examiner 2
- Liz Hume Dawson Nurse
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Josette Simon
Elaine
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Angus Barnett
Big Bob
- Angus Harrison Jake
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Mark Ramsay
Reg the Bouncer
- Rebecca Roy Ursula
- Alexa Morden Marjorie
- Julie Stenton Araminta
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Jan Ravens
Madame Deluca
- Duncan Barton Derek
- Oliver Mellor Matt
- Nick Figgis Toby
- Chris Kiely Nervous Looking Guy
- Matthew Bloxham Tom
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Sarah Matravers
Rich Woman
- Stephen Critchlow Vaughn
- Chris MacDonnell Removal Man
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Tim Wallers
Ted
- Sally Broome Ms. Broom
- Alan McEndrick Ruiri
- Julian Ronnie Mr. Ronnie
- Miriam Ahmed Anwar's Sister
- Hannah Kumari Anwar's Sister
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Alastair G. Cumming
Merve
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Danielle Jadelyn
Water Bottle Girl
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Cally Lawrence
Aunty Jess
- Nish Nathwani Uncle Muneer
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Natasha Joseph
Clinic Nurse
- Juliet Howard Singing Teacher
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Edward Lewis French
Lucas
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Danny Kirrane
Kevin
- John Telfer Doctor
- Jack O'Connor The Apprentice
- Stuart Powell Pawn Shop Man
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Ben Smith
Donny
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Nicholas Beveney
Delwyn
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Annie Cooper
Alicia
- Kevin Hudson Male Patient
