cast
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Brenda Longman
Soo (voice) / Self / Dame Beryl Longman (voice)
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Richard Cadell
Self - Presenter
- Wink Taylor Self / Old Man / Clown / Dickie Blazer
- Brian Sandford Ice-Cream Customer / Man with Popcorn / Wedding Guest / Man with Ice-cream
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Graham Fellows
John Shuttleworth
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Paul Daniels
Self
- Jimmy Carlo Clown / Self
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Justin Lee Collins
Self / Fred Firewheel
- Peter Dickson Sooty (voice) / Self
- Catherine Marks Self / The Farmer
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Frank Bruno
Self
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Stacey Solomon
Self
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Keith Chegwin
Self
- Brendan Cole Valentino Du Prado
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Debbie McGee
Self
- David Cadell Self
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Matthew Corbett
Self
- Norman Barrett Self
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Ken Morley
Hubert Fanshawe
- Nicola Marie Bloor Maybe Goo Ga
- Mandy Glass Self
- Gareth Ellis Bippo the Clown
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Amy Childs
Self
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Joe Pasquale
The Black Hand
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Caroline Quentin
Maxine Gastro
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Dave Benson Phillips
The Genie
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Shaun Williamson
Barry Bonkers
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John Thomson
The Boss
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Christopher Pizzey
Gerald Smedley
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Stu Francis
Self
- Maurice Thorogood The Butler
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Helen Pearson
Self
- Janette Tough Janette Krankette
- Ian Tough Mr. Krankie
- Martyn James Self
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Sinéad O'Carroll
Self
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Lindsay Armaou
Self
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Edele Lynch
Self
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Lisa Riley
Betty Diva
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Brian Blessed
Father Christmas
- Rich Roberts Record Studio Employee
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Faye Tozer
Faye Tozer
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Peter Andre
Self
- Bonnie Spencer The Rodeo Attendant
- Danny Rogers Man
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John Challis
Henry Witham-Smythe
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Ann Widdecombe
Mayeress
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Richard Arnold
Boris McSquirter
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Keavy Lynch
Self