episodes
- 1. High Noon Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.
- 2. Psycho On The Roof Mrs. Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge - almost literally - when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.
- 3. Spooner's Box Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.
- 4. Drag-Net Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.
- 5. Spooner's Thatch Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
- 6. The Birthday Double Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.