Season 3

episodes

1. 1. The Big Match 1982-04-15 30 min Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
2. 2. The Lock-Up 1982-04-22 30 min Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
3. 3. Finders, Keepers...! 1982-04-29 30 min Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
4. 4. The Sting 1982-05-06 30 min Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
5. 5. Suffer The Little Children 1982-05-13 30 min Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
6. 6. Vote, Mrs. Cantaford 1982-05-20 30 min Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.
7. 7. Police Intelligence 1982-08-24 30 min Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.