cast
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Edward Andrews
Harry Flood
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Harrison Page
George Boone
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Robert Alda
Dr. Dan Lewis
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Patrick Collins
Dave Noonan
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Nita Talbot
Rose Casey
- Aarika Wells Gilda
- Bill Nuckols Wally
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Michael Delano
Lou Atkins
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Charlie Brill
Robert
- Cameron Young Fenner
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Ilene Graff
Penny Whitaker
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Joey Aresco
Wayne Randall
- Anthony Palmer T. C. Baker
- Maggie Jean Smith Mike
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Deborah Allison
Nurse
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Steve Lawrence
Mike Post
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Char Fontane
Cindy Chappel
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Don Stroud
Jack Fisk
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Keenan Wynn
Winfield Root
- Deborah Benson Barbara Root
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Ron Masak
Fred
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George Hamilton
David Belnik
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Stella Stevens
Lucy
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Don Meredith
Rick Prince
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Vicki Lawrence
Karen Prince
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John Karlen
Quinn
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Fred Williamson
Al Roberts
- Frank Christi Tony Packoe
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H.M. Wynant
Fairmont
- Howard Honig Sam Howard
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Allen Williams
Riley
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Parley Baer
Heaton
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Sid Conrad
Whittington
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Robert Karnes
Martin
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Chuck Mitchell
Big Ed
- Sylvester Words Porter
- Orin Cannon Stationmaster
- Bert Conway Workman
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Larry Linville
Jack Nordoff
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Barbara Rhoades
Myra Nordoff
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Dick Van Dyke
Waldo Chase
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Keith Coogan
Rodney
- Rachel Jacobs Daphne
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Byron Morrow
Farrell
- Kenneth White Tex
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Lou Krugman
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Valorie Armstrong
- Frank McCarthy Detective
- Jack O'Leary Salesman
- Al Hansen Motor Cop
- Bill Smillie Chicago Cabby
- Alfred Mariorenzi Desk Sergeant
- Don Delaney Waiter
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Fritz Feld
Maitre D'
- Mary Ellen O'Neill Cleaning Lady
- Lee Stein Young Man
- Casey Brown Stewardess
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Paul Sand
Barney Sweet
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Mary Louise Weller
Ali
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Michael V. Gazzo
Henry Menkton
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Nehemiah Persoff
Max
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Steve Franken
Flex
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Kenneth Mars
Turley
- Alba Francesca Alexandra Peters
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Fred Sadoff
Personal Aide
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David Wiley
- Angie Starr
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Paul Tuerpe
- Shauna Sullivan
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Roy Thinnes
J. J. Phillips / Eddy Barnes
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Loretta Swit
Alice Phillips
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Scott Brady
Forbes
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Victor Buono
Misto
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Billy Barty
Mick
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Joe Gieb
Mack
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Michael Minor
- Woody Eney
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Kelly Lange
Newscaster
- John Schubeck Newscaster
- Warren Olney Newscaster
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Dennis Dugan
Jack Hogarth
- Randee Heller Tammie Tyler
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Sylvia Sidney
Agatha Wills
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Bo Hopkins
Damien O'Toole
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Noah Hathaway
Kid
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Timothy Carey
Anderson
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Mills Watson
Clyde
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Byron Webster
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Joyce DeWitt
Natalie Smithburne
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Bernie Kopell
Marshall Fossberg
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Mako
Kirby Yamashida
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Isabel Sanford
Reba Beeson
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Vic Tayback
Frank Tuttle
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Jamie Farr
Wade Peters
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Tony Danza
Snelling
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James Gregory
Griswald
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
Audrey Fuller
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Peter Lawford
Quentin Fuller
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Lyle Waggoner
Peter Sebastian
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Abe Vigoda
Ray Yellburton
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Ted Gehring
Tex
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Sally Kirkland
Katherine Sully
- Jack Heller
- Gordon Connell
- Bob Basso
- Michael Feffer
- Dorothy Dells
- Gail Landry
- Lou Felder
- Kate Geer
- Brenda King
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Rebecca Balding
Ellen Bradford
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David Huddleston
Elroy 'Duke' Burnside
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Henry Jones
James Malinson
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Clyde Kusatsu
Shimaju Fukuda
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Roddy McDowall
Benjamin Warren Talcott
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Cleavon Little
Preacher Ross
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Chip Fields
Michelle
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Ross Bickell
Milburn
- Leigh Walsh
- Laura Grayson
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Barry Gordon
Billy Brennan
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Bibi Osterwald
Mrs. Brennan
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Hans Conried
Hoffman
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Nicholas Hammond
David
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Elaine Joyce
Jean
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Kathryn Holcomb
Cindy
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Rick Hurst
Lt. Boulder
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Clifton James
Sheriff Sam
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Royce D. Applegate
Deputy Bubba
- Bob Shaw Deputy C.R.
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Rue McClanahan
Ms. Rick
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Paul Linke
Waiter
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Nicholas Guest
Penny's Dance Partner
- Chris Moriana FBI Agent
