cast
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Bernie Mac
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough
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Jeremy Suarez
Jordan Thomkins
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Camille Winbush
Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins
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Dee Dee Davis
Bryana 'Baby Girl' Thomkins
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Kellita Smith
Wanda 'Baby' McCullough
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Reginald Ballard
W.B.
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Lombardo Boyar
Chuy
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Michael Ralph
Kelly
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Wade Williams
Father Cronin
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Naya Rivera
Donna
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Rick Hoffman
Jerry Best
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Meagen Fay
Joan Lefko
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Ashley Monique Clark
Teri
- Garrett Jackman Byron
- Emmy Yu Shannon
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Carol Kiernan
Sister Mary
- Nicholas S. Morrison Jason
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Anthony Anderson
Bryan
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Niecy Nash
Benita
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Danielle Nicolet
Cheryl / Shirley
- Adrian Santos Mark
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Carl Reiner
Carl Reiner / Neighbor
- Mary Boucher Sister Arlene / Sister Mary / Nun
- Taj Stewart Mark
- Neil Joshi Sanjay
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Josh Blaylock
Todd
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Don Cheadle
Cousin D
- Krysten Leigh Jones Tasha
- Andre Jamal Kinney Todd Miller
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Arjay Smith
Reggie
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Tommy Davidson
Lou
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Steven Williams
Lloyd
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Matt Besser
Brad Cooley
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Irma P. Hall
Aunt Liva
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Carter Jenkins
Michael
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Cleavant Derricks
Willie
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Omarion
Shonte
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Rhyon Nicole Brown
Chrissie
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Brian Posehn
David
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Janet Hubert
Leora
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Taylor Lautner
Aaron
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Carlos Mencia
Chuy
- Luck Hari Saleswoman / Pharmacist
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Darryl Alan Reed
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Cindy Lu
Susan / Shannon's Mother
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Nick Toth
Alarm Guy
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Aria Wallace
Lara / Riley
- Tim Kahle Cheering Man / Bus Driver
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Darnell Suttles
Coach
- Duane Carnahan Billy
- Marquis Scott Stevie
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Glynn Turman
Carl
- Tyrone Batista T-Bone
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Michel Estime
- Ashlee Ford Mean Girl / Bryana's Friend
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Cynthia Graham
Paramedic
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Sally Brooks
Sister Mary Pete / Sister Patrice
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L.T. Tolliver
The Man
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Nefetari Spencer
P.E. Teacher / Nef
- Stephanie Patton Girl Allergic to Things / Brooke
- Jacqueline Osaki
- Royce Herron Sister Patricia
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Mike Coleman
Coach Rogers
- Calicia Wilson Erica
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Pat O'Brien
Pat O'Brien
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Orlando Jones
Max Trotter
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Greg Germann
Marcus
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David Faustino
Droobie
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Mo'Nique
Lynette
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Brenda Song
Shannon
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Isaac Hayes
Isaac Hayes
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Mablean Ephriam
Judge Mablean Ephriam
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JoJo
Michelle Cooper
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Karen Malina White
Denise
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Jamil Walker Smith
Skateboarder
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Dan Gilvezan
Marshall
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Sugar Ray Leonard
Sugar Ray Leonard
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Alexa PenaVega
Jill
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Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher
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Roxanne Beckford
Pregnant Woman
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Marcus Allen
Marcus Allen
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Jules Sylvester
Jules Sylvester
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Danielle Panabaker
Chelsea
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Harry Groener
Dr. Lyons
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Rif Hutton
Guy near Animal Control Center
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Serena Williams
Serena Williams
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Richard Lawson
Bishop
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Christopher Darga
Appliance Man
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Don Franklin
Mr. Diggs
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Phil Reeves
Mickey
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Shaquille O'Neal
Shaquille O'Neal
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Khleo Thomas
Curtis
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Nate Hartley
Samuel
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Amy Hill
Teacher #2
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Dennis Dun
Doctor
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Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
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Michael Cornacchia
Norman
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June Squibb
Nun
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Art LaFleur
Stan
- Shane Mosley Sugar Shane Mosley
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Shania Accius
Dosha the Assistant
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Justin Cooper
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Ice Cube
Ice Cube
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Theresa Saldana
Lydia
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Reynaldo Rey
Deacon
- Monet Lerner Girl #3
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Shar Jackson
Valerie
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Lee Weaver
Schooney
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Dick Butkus
Dick Butkus
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Judith Scott
Patricia
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Phil McGraw
Dr. Phil
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Jay Leno
Jay Leno
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Kristin Herrera
Sophia
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Michael Hitchcock
Father Roger
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Matt Damon
Matt Damon
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Wesley Snipes
Duke
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Shane Haboucha
Hunter
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Kyle Kaplan
David Wasserstein
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Pat Crawford Brown
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Penn Jillette
Penn
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Don Rickles
Don Rickles
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Billy Jayne
Coach
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Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
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Wayne Dalglish
- India.Arie India.Arie
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Denise Dowse
Doctor
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A. Russell Andrews
Deacon
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Raquel Lee
Vanessa's Friend
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Teller
Teller
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Chris Rock
Chris Rock
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Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
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Flavor Flav
Flavor Flav
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Andrew McFarlane
Michael
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Angela Bassett
Angela Bassett
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Richard Erdman
Frank
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Craig Robinson
Wayne
- Carl Gilliard Mike
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Halle Berry
Halle Berry (uncredited)
- June Kyoto Lu Sister Kim
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Nancy Lenehan
Sister Lane
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Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner
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Roy Abramsohn
Cowen
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Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
Clyde
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Lucy Lawless
Lucy Lawless
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Michael Dempsey
Store Clerk
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Bebe Drake
Mama Lena
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Cleo King
Cheryl
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Davenia McFadden
Molly
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Simbi Khali
Therapist
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Maetrix Fitten
Soccer Dad (uncredited)
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Jascha Washington
Rich
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Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul
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Randy Jackson
Randy Jackson
- Steven Gilborn Mr. Malvert
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Phil LaMarr
Orlando
- Jill C. Klein Sister Eileen
- Vinnie Pergola Vinnie
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Jeffrey Hutchinson
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Alexis Fields
Adult Bryana
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Chelsea Handler
Doris Flynt
- Lily Goff Brooke
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Kelly Perine
Friend
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Matt Winston
Airport Official
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Cal Gibson
- Ed Cambridge Grandfather at Airport
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Daniel E. Smith
Grandson at Airport
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Philip Bolden
Little Boy
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Paul Butcher
Sneezing Boy
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Kate Fuglei
Kristen's Mom
- Kristen Kaveney Patient Zero
- Lloren Zeigler Bryana's Friend
- Erik Walker Bully
- Nico Woulard Bully
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Judy Prescott
Tracy
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Jeanine Jackson
Carrie
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Victoria Garcia-Kelleher
Renee
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Jack Ong
Dr. Kim
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David Wells
Man Standing in Queue
- Leon Frierson
- Joey Hiott Cameron
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Ernest Harden Jr.
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Dallas McKinney
Boy on the Street
- Irene Muzzy
- Michelle Buffone
- Vikrum Shah Milkshake Guy
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RuDee Sade
Allison
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Paul Parducci
Coach
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Alvin Alvarez
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Victor Nelli, Jr.
Richard
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Pete Gardner
Doctor
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Johanna McKay
Ref
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Rashaan Nall
Basketball Player
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Eileen April Boylan
Shannon
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Thomas Vincent Kelly
Police Officer
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Jason Matthew Smith
Cop
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Tzi Ma
Ed
- Joey Miyamoto
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Robert Vito
Brian
- Samson Yi Jonathon
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Chad Einbinder
Phil
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John Prosky
Father
- Susan Cash Brenda
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Billy Crystal
Self
- Luis Cortés
- Troy Curvey Jr. Rev. Bell
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Gregg Daniel
Funeral Director
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Sharon Madden
- Jesika Reynolds Antonitta
- Imani Beal-Ampah Raynelle
- Alan Oliney
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Joel McCrary
Ted
- Graham Murdoch Kevin
- Kinna McInroe Pat
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Kimberly Brooks
Stevie's Mom
- Joel Goulder
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Faruq Tauheed
Skater
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Reggie Gaskins
DJ
- Ruthie Bram Sarah
- Lauren Summers Girl #1
- Jack Donner Jeremiah
- Howard Mann Mel
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Garcelle Beauvais
Vicki
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Deborah Dir
Deborah
- Timothy Durkin Parent #2
- Candace Edwards
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Wendy Hammers
Parent #1
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Jan Linder
Parent #3
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Tony Winters
Robert
- Dennis Bailey
- Emilia Groth Brittney
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Noah Luke
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Talitha Peters
Jared's Mother
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Beau Wirick
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Benjamin Brown
Orderly
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Gil Christner
Mazer
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Julanne Chidi Hill
Nurse
- Fawn Irish Leggy Cocktail Waitress
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Seamus O'Brien
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Julie Wittner
Flight Attendant
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Anthony Griffith
M.C.
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April Pressel
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Susan Boyajian
Housekeeper
- Jeanette Miller
- Byron Nora
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Alexandra Boyd
- Nia Colemon
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Keisuke Hoashi
Soccer Dad
- Ryan James
- Marki Ann Meyer
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Faith Shin
Soccer Twin
- Hope Shin Soccer Twin
- Serena Gabriel Sexy Teacher
- Jake Gridley Kenny
- Melia Lockwood Melonie
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Joe Guzaldo
Classmate's Parent
- Dion Clinton Overstreet Jr.
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Brendan Hill
Kid #2
- Andrew Meeks
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Chris J Nelson
Bully
- Greg Zerkle
- Wesley Pfenning
- Sarah Joliet
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Guilford Adams
Video Store Clerk
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John Balma
Mr. Grafton
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Rebecca Corry
Marianne
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Matthew Henerson
Salvation Army Santa
- Aron Kader Mall Kiosk Vendor
- Nori Nasso
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Karen Bankhead
Nurse
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Shane Baumel
Billy
- Sherica Durdley
- C.J. Erasme
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Chuck Marra
- Jacqueline Wong Yu
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Charles Robinson
Earl Davis
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Dee Jay Daniels
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Christopher Gerse
Brett
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Anna Maria Horsford
Aunt Sis
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Lalanya Masters
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Ken Sagoes
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Kennedy McCullough
Lauren
- Denver Dowridge Usher
- Dani Shear
- Alex Buck
- Cory Buck
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Louisa Abernathy
- Allie Carieri Bird Call Kid
- Karl Montgomery
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Ron Fassler
Car Salesman
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Gino Montesinos
Juan the Caddy Salesman
- Dagney Kerr Teacher Ruth
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Audrey Wasilewski
Kathy Alhorn
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David St. James
Headmaster
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Jacqueline Schultz
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Dan Warner
Coach
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Hannah Leigh
Mandy
- Sema'Jay Hall Little Boy
- Matthew Jeane
- Anthony Skillman Timmy
- Brian Callaway Pool Boy
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Jennie Fahn
Pool Lady
- David Hayles
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Cory Hodges
- Roger Sampson Obese Man
- Kevin Riley
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Peter MacKenzie
- William Thomas, Jr.
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Christian Copelin
Boy #2
- Reid Godshaw Boy #1
- Lindsey Parks
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Carla Renata
Mrs. Borsik
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Melissa Murphy
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Sierra Taylor
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George Clinton
George Clinton
- Karl Calhoun
- Helen Geller
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Daniella Monet
Karen
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Jeris Poindexter
Bum
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Jill Talley
Diane
- Harrison Samuels Birthday Boy
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Tembi Locke
Mrs. Diggs
- Ryan Napier Kenny
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Snoop Dogg
Calvin
- Braden Williams
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Ryan Cutrona
Gym Teacher
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Kate Flannery
Christpher's Mom
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Matt McKenzie
Christopher's Dad
- Jordan Orr Christopher
- Hunter Allan Henry
- Tempra Greene School Kid
- Chanda Mapp School Kid
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Justin Martin
School Kid
- Wil Myer Student 1
- Christian Torchon School Kid
- Tony Jay Yancey II School Kid
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Tierra Abbott
Tasha
- Chris Ausnit
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Brooke Burke
Reporter
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Dyllan Christopher
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Stogie Kenyatta
- Dennis Hunter Stage Manager
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Janel Parrish
Laura
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Jeffrey Tedmori
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Ken Takemoto
- Ivelka Reyes
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Aloma Wright
- Nick Berman James
- Gus Buktenica
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Michael Kagan
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Dennison Samaroo
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Peter A. Hulne
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Mel Rodriguez
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Vernee Watson
Aunt Sis
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Cedric Yarbrough
Monroe
- Chancellor Miller Norman
- Rusty Flood Colby
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Colby Paul
Drew Benson
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Sam Feuer
Bill Brewer
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Travis T. Flory
Poker Playing Boy
- Colin Guthrie Poker Playing Boy
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Shelley Berman
Shelley Berman
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Donna Lynn Leavy
Adrian
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Claudette Roche
Connie French
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Davetta Sherwood
Sherry
- Lynn Griffith
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Gus Hoffman
Mason
- Warren Hutcherson Security Guard
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Khadijah Haqq McCray
Lady
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Giovonnie Samuels
Lady
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Bee-Be Smith
Lady
- Darryl Reed Jr. Rahim
- Michelle Dennis
- Mark Arnott Teacher
- Robert Cesario
- Gigi Bolden
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Liza del Mundo
Ticket Agent
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Zack Phifer
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Diane Sellers
Mrs. Ware
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Jane Edith Wilson
Woman
- Chaise Goris Morgan
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Scott Atkinson
Burt
- Nicole Avant Belasco
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Eric Lange
Tony
- Laivan Greene Nef
- Zachary Winard Drew
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Paul Levesque
Triple H
- T.J. Beacom School Athlete
- Kristina Colon
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Ryan Jinn
Boy
- Michael Seaman
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Abhi Sinha
Aneesh
- Cody Weiant Girl #2
- Alexander Bass Drew
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Loren Freeman
"Mr. Meanie" Martin
- Pamela Kosh
- Lewis Dauber Priest
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Sarah Lilly
Piano Teacher
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Steve Austin
Steve Austin
- Charles Butler Coach Ramey
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Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Wrestler
- Austin Young Wrestler
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Ellen Woglom
Saleswoman
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Justin Lee
Killa From Manilla
- Sabrae Smith Tracy
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Mike Batayeh
Man
- Rick Cross Serge
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Necar Zadegan
Sales Associate
- McCristol Harris
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Joel Weiss
Man
- Rebecca Knight Chewbacca
- Brandon McKinnie Concert Goer #2
- Alex Rayfiel Jordan's Friend
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Sean Shanks
Concert Goer #1
- Daniel Leslie Man at Auction
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Doug Williams
Alex - Repairman
- Roman Reuven Jerzy
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Kiyano La'vin
RoRo
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Windell Middlebrooks
Boogie
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Don Oscar Smith
Animal Control Guy
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David Downing
Father
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Jim Jansen
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John Mariano
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Cooper Thornton
Stan
- Marquise c. Brown
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Clint Culp
Carnie
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Dorian Gregory
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Yasmin Spain
Prom Date(uncredited)
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Aaron Grady
DeSean
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Wendle Josepher
Nurse
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Yvonne Farrow
Teacher
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Jernard Burks
Southside
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Pat Finn
Zalinski
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Susan Dalian
Sales Rep
- Alyssa Cartwright Jillian
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Jeff Marlow
Photographer
- Mary Lou Metzger Sister Francis
- Lesia Bakum Girl
- Chuck Kovacic Mr. Duft
- June Malcolm Assistant Photographer
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Robin Krieger
Judy Wasserstein
- Phil Diskin Rabbi #2
- Roger Marks Rabbi #1
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Bonnie Perlman
Hostess
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Lori Nasso
- Landon Bell Best Hair Boy
- Artesia Bentley
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Chris Warren
Jason
- Cleavon McClendon Derek
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Marque Richardson
Tyrone
- Robin Ray Eller Mrs. Scott
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Rodney J. Hobbs
Mr. Scott
- Jon Garland Jon Garland
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Bahni Turpin
Kai
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Aree Davis
Mean Friend
- Alexander Ab'Dul Arnold
- Dan Brinkle Dan
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Michael Colyar
Man
- Dior Raye Pam
- LaFern Cusack Police Woman
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Judith Moreland
Customer
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Scott Michael Morgan
Cable Guy
- Philip Anthony Traylor Nigel
- Melissa Strom Dena
- Doug Sinclair Paramedic
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Creed Bratton
Funeral Home Employee
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David Ursin
Car Mechanic
- Elie Khoury
- Craig Toyota
- Jules Kain
- Austin David Young Wrestler
- Ike Bram
