cast
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Adrian Edmondson
Billy / Dick / Vim Fuego / Billy/Prince/Giles Cricket Bat Portland / Eddie Monsoon / Peter / Desmond / Martin / 2nd MI5 Man/Fan / Ace / Gordon/Bill / Brian / Michael / John / Mike/Hatchett/Julio/Bolsen/Man in Cage/Jenkins/Zarkoff / Bean / Dreamy Time Escort / Bestman / Adrian/Slim/Policeman
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Jennifer Saunders
Anne / Cathy / Sally / Lorna / Hannah / Monica / Meryl Streep / Shona/Second Nun/Horse Rider / Debbie / Maria / Little Sister / Ice Maiden / Angie / Chas/Marilyn/Captain/Drunk / Jessica / Doreen / June / Liz
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Dawn French
George / Frances / Hermine / Joan / Fiona/Frances / Eleanor / Jackie/First Nun / Nayler / Caroline / Mrs. Cooper / Susie / Consuela / Passion / Francesca / Monica / Rachel / Tracy / Verity/Old Lady/Celebrity / Frances/Mrs. Shines / Ursula / Veronica
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Rik Mayall
Colin Grigson / Carlos / Jeremy / Toadstool / Ali Kitson / Speaker/Hunchback / Dreamy Time Escort / Slug/General Erwin/Hovis / Tark / Richard / Lord Mayor / Tim
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Peter Richardson
Mr. Lovebucket / Spider Webb / Julian / Rollo / Nick / Milk Policeman / Radio DJ/Cocker/Wally/Miguel/Brown/Field Marshall/Drunk/Terrorist / Miguel / Peter / Keith / Tony Benn / Pete / Gary / Waiter/Shopkeeper / Al Pacino / Alan / Phil / Dave / Julio / Victor / Mr. Chipstick / Squealer / Tiny Townsend
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Nigel Planer
Stan / Den Dennis / Paul / Bernard/Old Man/Camp Actor 1 / Tommy/Doc/Ivan/McClowsky/Australian / Charles / Dave / Tony / TV Presenter / Aldo Vini / Marlon / Steve's Manager/1st MI5 Man / Nigel / Julian / Derek
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Robbie Coltrane
Max / Gerald / Salesman/Screwball/Mario/Harry Kiri/Markoff / Chief of Police / Ken / Goldie/Dutch/Celebrity / Desmond / Kurt / Mother / Gypsy/Shopkeeper
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Keith Allen
Gino / Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard / Green Leader / Mason/Gondolier / Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater / Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity / Brian Epstein / Kevin / Patrick
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Daniel Peacock
Toby Thurlow / Godfrey / Bridegroom / Postman / Barman/Ticket Collector / Workman 1 / Kix
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Steven O'Donnell
Rollon / Geordie / Bertoli / Danny / Crazy James Fairchild/Roy / Gerry/2nd Man/Picketer / Under Manager
- Serena Evans Louise / Slammer / Cheryl / Landlady / Carol / Bumble
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Kevin Allen
Party Guest / Keith / Frenchman / Hopeful / Nick/London Transport Man/2nd Soldier/3rd Workman / Les Dogs Leader
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Ronald Allen
Uncle Quentin / Professor Roland Breeze / Prime Minister / Captain Phillips
- Jimmy Fagg Soldier / Newsvendor / Soldier/2nd Workman / Don / Groom's Uncle
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Ron Tarr
Ron / Pierrepoint/Heffer / Dirty Dick / Red
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Nosher Powell
Corelli / Fingers / Mr. Knuckles / McGahey
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Alexei Sayle
Bride's Father / Paul / Carl Moss/Sterling Moss / Mog
- Malcolm Hardee Ticket Collector / Man at Delivery Bay / Policeman / 2nd Beefeater
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Pete Richens
Soldier / 3rd MI5 Man/Don / Harry/Councillor / Workman 2
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Michael White
himself / Cab Fare
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Paul Mark Elliott
Jamie / Corky / Hawaiian
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Derren Nesbitt
General Galtieri / Tammy / Aide/Kinnock
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Kathy Burke
Mary / Charlotte
- Bert Parnaby Man / Neighbour
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Sandy Johnson
himself (voice) / himself
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Lanah P
himself / Ray
- Judy Hawkins Spider's Wife / Girlfriend
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Lionel Jeffries
Taxi Driver / Barman
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Anthony Stewart Head
Ricki / Recording Studio Engineer
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Harriet Thorpe
Brenda / Jane
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Rowland Rivron
Barman / Roger
- Gerard Kelly Promo Director / Hilary
- Gordon Kane Reg / Assistant in Chart Shop
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Peter Cook
Mr. Jolly
- Alice Richardson Joan's Child / Baby
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Christopher Malcolm
Cafe Owner / Brother-in-Law
- Jonathan Stratt Constable / Heavy
- Kat Mansoor Joan's Child / Tammy
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Lemmy Kilmister
Rico / Self
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Eddie Marsan
Youth in Chinese Restaurant / Chip Shop Youth
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Nicholas Parsons
Nicholas Parsons / Himself
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Graham Crowden
Judge Hate / Professor Temple
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Lenny Henry
Warder / Steve Wild
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Leslie Phillips
Dean / Sir Horace Cutler
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Gary Beadle
Waiter / Sly
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Tim McInnerny
Groom's Father / Mig
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Raymond Francis
Police Inspector
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Sandra Dorne
Aunt Fanny
- Bimbo Timmy
- Barney Sharp Policeman
- Zoe Clarke-Williams Judy
- Kim Pappas Tracy
- Colin Jacas Saxophone Player
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Neville Smith
Manager
- Charu Bala Chokshi Cashier
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Mark Cooper
himself
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Oliver Stapleton
himself
- Lois Baxter Beth
- Gerard Ryder Jake
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Rupert Frazer
Simon
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Martin Potter
Tarzan
- Elaine Ashley Jane
- Megumi Shimanuki Japanese Girl
- Candy Davis Janie
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Fiona Richmond
Mrs. French
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Kerry Shale
Willy
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Harry Towb
Buzz
- Lychett of Kivox Timmy
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Arnold Brown
Shopkeeper
- Neil Cunningham Dave Hallihand
- Tony Bilbow himself
- Peter Woods Interviewer
- Mark Arden Hula
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Lee Cornes
Arch Crippledick
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Stephen Frost
Bula
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Maureen O'Farrell
Warden
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Peter Silverleaf
Hawaiian
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Dudley Sutton
Marlon's Father
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Mandi Symonds
Pearl
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Emma Thompson
Young Woman
- Faith Tingle Warden
- Linda Spriggs Mother
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Helen Atkinson-Wood
Miranda
- Robin McCallum Tom
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Rupert Vansittart
Jeremy
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Mollie Maureen
Mrs. Tattle
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Llewellyn Rees
Local 1
- Rodney Lovick Local 2
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Chris Langham
Nigel
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Roger Sloman
Mr. Pinder
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Paul Bradley
Jerry
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Simon Brint
Des
- Bob Kingston himself
- Gary Long Hopeful
- Tommy Vance Concert Compere
- Steve Walsh Concert Organiser
- Anne Cunningham Colin's Mom
- Yusuf Khan Waiter
- Jonathan Caplan Virgin Megastore Shop Assistant
- Susie Ann Watkins Sexy Girl in Promo
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Fish
Self
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Joe Elliott
Self
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Phil Collen
Self
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Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor
Self
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Ozzy Osbourne
Self
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Rudolf Schenker
Self
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Michael Cule
Mr. Cooper
- Basil Ho Yen Mr. Yakimoto
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Thomas Wheatley
Heimi Henderson
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Granville Saxton
Ron
- Bazil Otoin Norman
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Philip Locke
Sir Larry
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Ian Bartholomew
Policeman
- Tommy Windward German Businessman
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Christian J. Fletcher
Policeman
- Derek Hunter Policeman
- Gary Martin Tom Jones
- Derek Van Weenen Policeman
- Steve Whyment Policeman
- Antonio Handsome Man
- Dave Atkins Charlie
- Deborah Benson Victoria
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Derrick Branche
Chris Bell
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Betsy Brantley
Vanessa
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Harry Burton
The Editor
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Warren Clarke
Nigel
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Tania Coleridge
Simone
- Winston Dennis Bouncer
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Karen Drury
Debs
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Rupert Farley
Mad Mickey
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Julian Firth
Leonard
- Stewart Harwood Yob 2
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Linda Henry
Jackie
- Timothy Milsom Student
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Gary Olsen
Steve
- Pat O'Toole Trish
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Richard Ridings
Yob 1
- Sophie Thursfield Katy
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Gwen Watford
Mrs. Kendel
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Peter Wyngarde
Mr. Kendel
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Alfie Allen
Child in Promo
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Lily Allen
Child in Promo
- Liesl Hinkley Child in Promo
- Lara Hinkley Child in Promo
- Sarah Owens Child in Promo
- Roland Platts-Mills Child in Promo
- Ruby Platts-Mills Child in Promo
-
Terence Oswald Wilson (Astro)
himself
- Jim Brown himself
-
Ali Campbell
himself
- Robin Campbell himself
-
Earl Falconer
himself
-
Norman Hassan
himself
- Henry Tenyue himself
- Patrick Tenyue himself
-
Brian Travers
himself
- Michael Virtue himself
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Lia Williams
Lucy
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Derek Jarman
Workman
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Beryl Reid
Mrs. Moss
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Pauline Melville
Pauline Sneak
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Benjamin Zephaniah
Rufus
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Zoë Nathenson
Anita
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Dexter Fletcher
Lennox
- Laura Hill Laura
- Nigel Louie-Marie Ashley
- James Hickling Chong's Son
- Mmoloki Chrystie Kid
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Brian Croucher
Dave
- David Beames Alistair
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Richard Cordery
Newsreader
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Eddie Yeoh
Mr. Chong
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Tom Lock
Ron
- Richard Sampson Mickey
- Janet Palmer Dominica
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Danny Cunningham
Youth in Chinese Restaurant
- Bonny Brigg Female Dancer
- Lesley Guinn Female Dancer
- Jack Galloway Party Guest
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Mark Wing-Davey
Party Guest
- Robert Pereno Party Guest
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Jack Ellis
Party Guest
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Danny Webb
Party Guest
- Ben Aris Party Guest
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John Quarmby
Party Guest
- James Adah Naples Street Kid
- Suza Horvat Naples Street Kid
- Andros Adamou Naples Street Kid
- Daniel Adegwe Naples Street Kid
- Les Bull Naples Street Kid
- Rachel Biggs Naples Street Kid
- Christian Solari Naples Street Kid
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Matthew Marsh
Naples Street Kid
- Debbie Cleal Naples Street Kid
- Giovanni Rennalls Naples Street Kid
- Helen Shah Naples Street Kid
- Nina Shah Naples Street Kid
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Katrin Cartlidge
Maria
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Liz Crowther
April
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Sharon Maiden
Sharon
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Michèle Winstanley
Michelle
- Elaine Collins Scots Girl
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Lola Peno
Maid
- Douglas Tantallon Sexy Spaniard
- Eric Kent Sergeant
- William Lawford British Aerotec Officer
-
Jeff Beck
himself
- Llew Gardner Commentator
- Phil Kaufman Scargill
- Jack Richardson Joan's Child
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Ronald Fraser
Geoffrey
- Norman Matson Don
- Stephanie Ansell Ladykiller
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Kate Bush
Bride
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Miranda Richardson
Bride's Mother
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Julie T. Wallace
Groom's Mother
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George Khan
Head Waiter
- Angela Fitzpatrick Bridesmaid
- Claire Collins Bridesmaid
- Steve Dixon Boy Madness
- Michael Buchanan Kenny
