cast
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Robert Powell
Dave Briggs
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George Sewell
Superintendent Cottam
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Jasper Carrott
Bob Louis
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Frank Windsor
Chief Superintendent
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Tony Selby
Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson
- Dicken Ashworth Landlord / Derek
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Mark Steel
Pike / Second copper
- Kristy Bruce Olivia
- Jason Hall Ronnie / Policeman in Briefing
- Max Digby D.C. Hopkins / Hopkins
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Anthony Valentine
Grey Wolf / Chaffeur
- Simon Slater D.C. Quirke / D.I. Simpson
- Gracy Goldman Fiona
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Lee Cornes
Doctor Pete
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Jimmy Tarbuck
McKenna
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John Nettles
Jim Bergerac
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Philip Glenister
Uniformed Officer
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Christopher Villiers
Dr Phipps
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Eamonn Walker
D.I. Tyler
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Nick Brimble
Jan
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Ron Cook
Blind Billy
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Adam Godley
D.C. Dominic Boyle
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Jerry Hall
Jerry Palmer
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Amanda Mealing
Emily Ford
- Jon Cartwright The Earl of Lisson
- Adam Maxwell Police Officer
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Noel Coleman
The Butler
- Laura Beckford Receptionist
- Candida Rundle Chambermaid
- Peter Geeves Chef
- Nick Ball Barman
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Rupert Bates
Mr Smith
- Paul Williamson Sir Lionel Case
- Michael Melia Brian
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Eileen Way
Old Lady
- Norman Lumsden Old Man
- Stuart Fox Plain Clothes Officer
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Nick Maloney
Psychiatrist
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John Motson
Football Commentator (voice)
- Michael Godley Club Steward
- Tony Jacklin Himself
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Don Gallagher
Sergeant Williams
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Nosher Powell
McKenna Employee 1
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Eddie Webber
Bank Robber
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Marcus Eyre
McKenna Employee 2
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Peter Jeffrey
Derek
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Anthony Stewart Head
Simon
- Ruth Hudson Jane
- Clive Darby Assistant Director
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Caroline O'Neill
Production Assistant
- Alan Bodenham Big Bird
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Sion Tudor Owen
Terry
- Jimmy Batten Gangster
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Harold Innocent
Viking
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Michael Simkins
Doctor
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Noel Edmonds
Himself
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Nigel Davenport
Sir Arthur Andrews
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Raad Rawi
Sultan of Benaris
- John Dair Masseur
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Doug Fisher
Cabbie
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Terence Alexander
Charlie Hungerford
- James Ottaway Old Gentleman
- John Warnaby Vet
- Larry Martyn Stable Hand
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Lee Whitlock
Young Stablehand
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Barry Cryer
Detective Simpson
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Leon Herbert
Polish Joe
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Leslie Grantham
Danny Kane
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Andy Lucas
Greek Gangster
- Alex Knight Scottish Gangster
- Dave Atkins Ronnie
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Georgina Hale
Irene Mazola
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Lucy Davis
Young girl 1
- Jeremy Fowlds Young man 1
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Jennifer Gibson
Young girl 2
- Roger James Sewell Young man 2
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Jack Burns
Bouncer
- Phil Atkinson Egghead Evans
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Chris Beaumont
Kenny
- Henry Naylor Police Driver
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Andy Parsons
Armed Officer
- Pete Pastore Briefing Sgt
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Gwen Taylor
Annie
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Christopher Ellison
Lomax
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Don Henderson
Brother Ryan
- Ben Lobb Copper 2
- David J. Nicholls P.C. Terry
- Michael Redfern Copper
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Linda Regan
Barmaid
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Shend
Tall Murderer
- Fairmang Singhateh Copper 3
- Andrew Barclay Jimmy
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Robert Bathurst
Thomas
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Nicholas Colicos
Masseur
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Daniel Flynn
Peter Burlington
- Geoff Lawson 'Bodger' Riley
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Rula Lenska
Duchess
- Roland Oliver Harry The Editor
- Tony Soper Badger Watch Commentator
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James Ellis
Customs Officer
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Glyn Grimstead
Lorry Driver
- Richard Huw Waiter
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Paul Kynman
Ruud
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Herbert Lom
Van der Dyck
- Ralph Van Dijk Dutch Sergeant
- Maya Woolfe Secretary
- Gabe Cronnelly Sparring Partner
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Brian Croucher
Harry Laws
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Gary Delaney
Skipping Boxer
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Tim Healy
Ronnie Goodall
- Eric Mason Shorty
- Gary Mason Spitting Boxer
- Nicholas Monu Danny Hendry
- Stan Nelson Rioter
- Kate Rhodes James Laws' Secretary
- Leonard Trusty Barry 'The Bull' Kincade
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Gareth Hunt
Mr. Sharpe
- Louisa Rix Mrs. Sharpe
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Roy Smiles
P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton
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Julie T. Wallace
W.P.C Sandy Taylor
- Leo Dolan Frightened Man
- John Melainey Restaurant Manager
- Madeleine Newton 1st Blind Date Woman
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Holly De Jong
2nd Blind Date Woman
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Tricia George
Blonde Woman
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Diane Keen
Mary
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Francis Matthews
Duke of Connemara
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Michael Troughton
Maquess of Tipperary
- Richard Syms Janitor
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Gary Beadle
Uniformed Constable
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Alan David
Seargent
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Cal McCrystal
Flash Gordon
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Geoffrey Chater
Sutton Frobisher
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John Quentin
Brian Kent
- Ben Lemel Performance Artist
- James Sinclair Wallace Haydn Smailes
- Vernon Nurse Hughie
- Amanda Richardson Barmaid
- Stephen Aintree Walter
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Kevork Malikyan
Josef Esterhazy
- Ron Li-Paz James Mitchell
- Eric Nordell Defence Laywer
- Alan Beckworth Derek
- Chrissie Richards Sarah Reid
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Arthur Whybrow
Old Man in flats
- Yvonne Edgell Woman in flats
- Stewart Harwood Big Bloke
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David Vine
Skating Commentator
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Richard O'Brien
Dr. Phibes
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Mike Reid
Ronnie Richardson
- Nora Taylor Ronnie's Woman
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Fiona Gillies
Jennie Richardson
- Samantha Golt Waitress
- Jonathan Deverell Uniformed Officer
- Christian Santos Jet Ski Owner
- Anthony Hamblin Young Super
- Jamie Leyser Young Ronnie
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Bill Oddie
Professor Rose
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Roger Walker
Barman
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Pat Roach
P.C. Drake
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George Malpas
Bumpkin
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Russell Hunter
Spanner
- Anthony Lewis First Boy
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Steve Speirs
Bruce
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Ken Kitson
Farmer
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Dean Harris
First Policeman
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Kemal Sylvester
Second Policeman
- Toni Galacki Second Boy
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Colin Spaull
Train Guard
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Jeremy Sinden
Doctor
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Bryan Pringle
Fatha
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Paul Chapman
William the Conqueror
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Hugh Dennis
Seth
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Ken Jones
King Harold
- Eve Bland Joanne
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Matthew Ashforde
Norman Lute Player
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David Hatton
Hotspur
- Derek Fowlds Derek Alsopp
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Sarah Crowden
Head Teacher
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Rebecca Root
Vet
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Julie Etchingham
Newsround Presenter
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Jessica Fox
1st Schoolgirl
- Sarah Harris 2nd Schoolgirl
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Cathy Sara
Camilla
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Stephen Churchett
Mr. Hawthorne
- Jessica Marshall-Gardiner Tatiana
- Jo Grant Jo Grant
- Tamzie Duarte-Agyeman Claire
- Suzi Pollock Sarah
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Paul Bigley
Clown
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Ann Mitchell
Superintendent Simmons
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Pamela Cundell
Granny-o-gram
- Anthony Jackson First copper
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Jeremy Turner-Welch
Third copper
- Faith Flint Amanda
- Edward Highmore Doctor
- Tony Mathews Commander Boyle
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Jonty Stephens
D.C. Randall
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John Bardon
Billy
- Richard Karlsson Policeman at Court
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Allison Dean
W.P.C.
- Chris Armstrong Security Guard
- Sandy Hendrickse Emily Cottam
- Midge Taylor Landlord
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Rupert Holliday-Evans
Skunk
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Jamie Foreman
Billy
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Tony Pritchard
Tony
- Jason Griffiths Edwards
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Angus Kennedy
Paramedic
- Joanne Good Sister Watts
- Martyn Whitby Gilroy
- James Curran Surgeon
- Tania Levey Nurse Smith
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Anna Wing
Old Lady
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Rhashan Stone
Dr Monk
- Olivia Nash Olivia
- Peter Lovstrom Haydn Hunter
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Angela Curran
Dinner Lady
- Gwenan Edwards TV Reporter
- Martin Sadler Tom
- Tat Whalley T-Leaf
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Stephen Marcus
Fat Reg
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Tim Stern
Charlie
- Dean Gatiss Shop Assistant
- Lyndam Gregory Tony
- Martin Beaumont Antiques Customer
- Brenda Cowling Bride's Grandmother
- Claudette Barnard Bride's Mother
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Jacey Sallés
Bride
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Derek Martin
Groom's Father
- Ken McKay Photographer
- Tony Sloman Guest At Bar
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Walter van Dyk
Master Of Ceremonies
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Francesca Longrigg
Helen
- Catherine Carter Waitress
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Malcolm McFee
Roberts
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Larry Dann
Hawkeye
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Andrew Lancel
Bryant
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David Barber
Big Saxon / Barman
- Paula Hamilton Miss Red Button
- John Duval Executive at Bank
- Sean Patterson Police Officer
- Oliver Young Uniformed Officer
- James E. Kerr Russ Skinner
- Darren Ruston Guest At Table
- Lawrence Mullin Building Society Manager
- John Kirk Groom
- Nick Ball Barman
