cast
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Bea Arthur
Dorothy Zbornak
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Betty White
Rose Nylund
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Rue McClanahan
Blanche Devereaux
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Estelle Getty
Sophia Petrillo
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Herb Edelman
Stanley Zbornak
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Harold Gould
Miles / Arnie Peterson
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Sid Melton
Salvadore Petrillo / Don
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Bill Dana
Angelo
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Meg Wyllie
Stewardess / Myra / Edna / Mrs. Kennedy
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Jonathan Schmock
Waiter / Cop #1 / Director / Robber
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Lyn Greene
Young Dorothy
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Richard Mulligan
Harry Weston
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Scott Jacoby
Michael Zbornak
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Steve Landesberg
Dr. Halperin
- Debra Engle Rebecca Devereaux
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Chick Vennera
Enrique Mas / Pepe
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Ellen Albertini Dow
Sarah / Lillian / Mrs. Leonard
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Tony Carreiro
Tommy Cochran / Doctor / Waiter
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Earl Boen
Reverend / Father Salerno
- David Jay Willis Delivery Boy / Comedian / Orderly
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Stan Roth
Cop / Make-Up Man / Policeman
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Leslie Nielsen
Lucas
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Nancy Walker
Angela
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Monte Markham
Clayton
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Jack Gilford
Max Weinstock
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Timothy Stack
Agent Bell
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Jessica Lundy
Janet
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Stanley Kamel
Herb
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Philip Sterling
Dr. Barensfeld / Dr. Ashley
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Sheree North
Virginia
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Kristy McNichol
Barbara Weston
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Paul Dooley
George Corliss / Isaac Q. Newton
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Vito Scotti
Dominic Bosco / Vincenzo
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Jerry Hardin
Professor Cooper / Gary Tucker
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Lloyd Bochner
Hairdresser / Patrick Vaughn
- Terry Wills Plumber / Carl
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Dena Dietrich
Gloria
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Douglas Seale
Seymour / Malcolm
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Beth Grant
Louise / Terry Franco
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James Staley
Dean Tucker / Dr. Manning
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Teddy Wilson
Ben / Albert
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Dom Irrera
Waiter / Produce Clerk
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George Grizzard
George Devereaux / Jamie
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David Leisure
Oliver / Charlie Dietz
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Alan Blumenfeld
Mr. Ha Ha / Lou
- Nat Bernstein Emily's Father / Dr. Wallerstein
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Tom Villard
Randy / Rick
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Andre Rosey Brown
Bodybuilder / Bodyguard
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Paul Collins
Man / Dr. Shrewsbury
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Terry Kiser
Santa Claus / Don
- Ron Kapra Desk Clerk / Stage Manager
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Karl Wiedergott
Boy #1 / Kenny
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Nan Martin
Philomena Bosco / Frieda Claxton
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Geraldine Fitzgerald
Anna / Martha
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William Cort
Dave / James
- Don Woodard Kolak / Ernie
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Tom La Grua
Jimmy / Vinnie
- Steven Gilborn Howard / Priest
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Steven M. Porter
Waiter
- Richard Roat Al / Kendall
- Don Mirault Flight Instructor / Ron
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Ralph Ahn
Jim Shu / Mr. Yakamora
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Keone Young
Dr. Chang / Mr. Tanaka
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Doug Cox
Sven / Young Man
- Linda Rand Frieda / Gloria
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Michael McGuire
Dr. Budd
- Flo Di Re Gina / Young Sophia
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Mimi Cozzens
Lillian / Susan Dodd
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Harry Shearer
George Bush (voice)
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Raye Birk
Caterer
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Gloria Dorson
Mrs. Ward / Lillian
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Dinah Manoff
Carol Weston
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Marius Weyers
Derek
- Audree Chapman Nurse
- Robyn Faye Bookland Sarah
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Peter Michael Goetz
Dr. Stein
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Christopher Daniel Barnes
Kevin
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Richard Venture
Milton
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Paula Kelly
Marguerite
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Mel Stewart
Judge
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Tommy Hinkley
Andy
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Lois Nettleton
Jean
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George Clooney
Bobby Hopkins
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Jeanette Nolan
Alma Lindstrom
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Alex Rocco
Glen
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Richard Herd
Ernie
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Julie McCullough
Mary
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Alan Rachins
Jason
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Reid Shelton
Andrew Allen
- Stefanie Ridel Jackie
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Parley Baer
Chester T. Rainey
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McLean Stevenson
Ted
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George Hearn
Frank Nann
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Pat Harrington Jr.
John
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Lane Davies
Peterson
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Rosalind Cash
Lorraine
- Oliver Clark Roger
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Molly Hagan
Caroline
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Marla Adams
Woman #1
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Richard Stahl
Don
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James T. Callahan
Malcolm Gordon
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Johnny Gilbert
Johnny Gilbert
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Joseph Whipp
Dr. Taylor
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Tony Steedman
Jasper DeKimmel
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Paul Willson
Arthur Nivingston
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David Wayne
Big Daddy
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Polly Holliday
Lily
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John Harkins
Ham Lushbough
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Milo O'Shea
Buddy Rourke
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Robert Mandan
Steven
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Sam McMurray
Mr. Kane
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Tim Thomerson
Stevie
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Johnny Haymer
Commissioner
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Paul Rodríguez
Ramone
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Billy Jayne
David
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Edward Winter
John Quinn
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Tony Jay
Laszlo
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James Karen
Raymond
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Jeffrey Tambor
Dr. Stevens
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Lou Wagner
Larry
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Hallie Todd
Lucy
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Silvana Gallardo
Emcee
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Joe Seneca
Alvin Newcastle
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Casey Sander
Sven
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Lucy Lee Flippin
Nancy
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Lyle Waggoner
Lyle Waggoner
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Ariana Richards
Lisa
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Peter Hansen
Elliot Clayton
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Murray Hamilton
Big Daddy
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Herta Ware
Ida
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Terrence Evans
Sheriff
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Kyle T. Heffner
Young Salvaldore
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Leila Kenzle
Tamara
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Ruby Dee
Mammy Watkins
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John McMartin
Frank Leahy
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Christian Clemenson
Salesman
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Doris Belack
Gloria
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Kevin McCarthy
Richard
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John Schuck
Gil Kessler
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Martin Mull
Jimmy
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Danny Goldman
Man in Theatre
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Priscilla Morrill
Lucille
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Bob Dishy
Mr. Terrific
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Tony Pope
Doorman (voice)
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Bridgette Andersen
Charley
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Henry Darrow
Fidel Santiago
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Barbara Babcock
Charmaine
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Siobhan Fallon Hogan
Abby
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Mitchell Ryan
Rex
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Hal Linden
John
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Ken Berry
Thor Andersen
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Mike Muscat
Waiter
- Jeane Dixon Jeane Dixon
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Mickey Rooney
Rocco
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Paul Eiding
Peter
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Matt McCoy
Father Avery
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Alisan Porter
Melissa
- Harvey Vernon Barry
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Amelia Kinkade
Hooker #2
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Rita Moreno
Renee Corliss
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Frank Aletter
Harry
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Simone Griffeth
Chrissy
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Don Ameche
Brother Martin
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Brenda Vaccaro
Angela
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Tony Plana
Alvarez
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Warren Munson
Frank
- Roy Stuart Marty
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Mark Moses
David
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Michael Ensign
Donald
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Don Stark
Sheriff
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Ralph Manza
Augustine Bagatelli
- Peggy Gilbert Esther
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Freddie Jackson
Sam
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Inga Swenson
Holly
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Hilary Shepard
Yvonne
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Jay Thomas
Sy Ferber
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Anne Francis
Trudy
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Richard Riehle
Detective Parres
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Zach Grenier
Vaczy
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Alan King
Mel Bushman
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Ray Combs
Bob Henderson
- Nancy Priddy Lois
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Scott Menville
McCracken
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Kathleen Freeman
Mother Superior3
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Cesar Romero
Tony
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Jackie Swanson
Tracy
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Joseph Campanella
Al Mullins
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John Fiedler
Eddie
- Allison Robinson Actress
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Jim Doughan
Ben
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Fritzi Burr
Ruth
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Jenny Lewis
Daisy
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Quentin Tarantino
Elvis Impersonator
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Fred Willard
Bob
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Elinor Donahue
Katherine
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Allan Rich
Alexi
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Marian Mercer
Magda
- Toni Sawyer Lois
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Dick Van Dyke
Ken
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Louis Guss
Marvin
- Kurt Smildsin Priest
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Julius Harris
Mr. Lewis
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Ken Howard
Jerry
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Derek McGrath
Coordinator
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Lee Garlington
Kirsten Adams
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John Hostetter
Policeman
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Sonny Bono
Sonny Bono
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Jim McKrell
Guy Corbin
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Amzie Strickland
Lady at Funeral
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Bibi Besch
Helen Budd
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Conrad Janis
Announcer
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Eddie Bracken
Buzz
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Stuart Nisbet
Doug
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Sondra Currie
Margaret Spencer
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Nancy Lenehan
Nun
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William Bumiller
Man
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George Wyner
Dr. Norgan
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Debbie Reynolds
Truby
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Anne Haney
Bonnie
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Stuart Fratkin
Man #2
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Montrose Hagins
Libby
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Peggy Rea
Mrs. Contini
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Peter Graves
Jerry Kennedy
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Mario López
Mario
- Magda Harout Woman
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Jack Bannon
Chuck
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Frank Birney
Stage Manager
- Rosanna Huffman Stephanie
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Meshach Taylor
Cop
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Tony Frank
Cowboy #1
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Monte Landis
Victor
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Dion Anderson
Mr. Percy
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Phil Leeds
Guido
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Peter Jason
Policeman
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Glenn Shadix
Musician
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Billy Barty
Edgar Lindstrom
- Tom Dahlgren Major Barker
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Barbara Alyn Woods
Woman
- Ron Orbach Dan Cummings
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Pat McCormick
Clerk
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Todd Susman
Marlowe
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Ray Reinhardt
Harold
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Park Overall
Laverne
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Robert Costanzo
Coach Odlivak
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Don Lake
Mr. Porter
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Janet Carroll
Phyllis Hammerow
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Bill Quinn
Priest
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Annie Abbott
Woman
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Edie McClurg
Nurse DeFarge
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Joe Regalbuto
Jeremy
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Jerry Orbach
Glen
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Betty Garrett
Sarah
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Scott Bryce
Dr. Warren
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Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds (uncredited)
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Scott Curtis
Tommy
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Wesley Mann
Jacob
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Jaclyn Bernstein
Linda
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Lela Ivey
Sister Claire
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Barbara Tarbuck
Martha McDowell
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Gary Grubbs
Waiter
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Robert Culp
Simon
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Roy Brocksmith
William
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Angelo Tiffe
Harry
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Donnelly Rhodes
Jake Smollens
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Lenny Wolpe
Arnie
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Frances Bay
Claire
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Howard Duff
Mangiacavallo
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Kevin Cooney
Man #2
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Craig Richard Nelson
Thurber
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Ronnie Schell
Thomas
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John Braden
Sam Burns
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Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek
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Keye Luke
Toshiro Mitsumo
- Daniel Rosen Misha
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Tim Haldeman
Man
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Peggy Pope
Gladys Barton
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Starr Andreeff
Priscilla
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Carol Bruce
Lucille
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Sharon Spelman
Dr. Richmond
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Robert Picardo
Dr. Revell
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Lynn Hamilton
Trudy
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Merv Griffin
Merv Griffin
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Jack Blessing
Father Monroe
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Art Metrano
Judge
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Barney Martin
Carl
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Matthew Faison
Father Campbell
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Stephen Lee
Dwayne
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Gibby Brand
Man
- Gloria Cromwell Gloria
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Gordon Jump
Leonard Barton
- Harvey J. Goldenberg Preacher
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Helen Kleeb
Margaret
- Joe Mays Maitre D'
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Stuart Pankin
Jacques de Courville
- Lance Wilson-White Delivery Boy
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Virginia Capers
Greta
- Claudette Sutherland Posey
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Alice Ghostley
Mrs. Zbornak
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Edan Gross
Boy
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Bob Hope
Bob Hope
- Renata Scott Woman
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Valente Rodriguez
Fred
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Shawn Schepps
Rebecca
- Gwen E. Davis Mildred
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Charles Levin
Coco
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F. William Parker
Minister
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Lisa Jane Persky
Kate
- Dennis Drake Dennis
- Robert Rothwell Lester
- Charles Hill Dirk
- Ronald Hunter Dr. Harris
- Brent Collins Jonathan Newman
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Christine Belford
Kirsten
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Ken Stovitz
Ed
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Marcelo Tubert
Raoul
- Bill Gratton Man #1
- Donna LaBrie Stewardess
- Blake Emmons Cowboy #2
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Shirley Prestia
Zelda
- Vince Cannon Dr. Parks
- George J. Woods Man
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Rhonda Aldrich
Meg
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Phil Rubenstein
Exterminator
- Peter Gonneau Walter
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Tony Swartz
John
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Ron Michaelson
Carl
- Cheryl Checcetto Hooker #1
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Ursaline Bryant
Hooker #3
- Jim Keily Jail Guard
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Suanne Spoke
Girl in Lobby
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Lana Schwab
Girl
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Thom Sharp
Mr. Pfeiffer
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Marilyn Jones
Bridget Nylund
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Brett Porter
Winston Hardwick
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Colin Drake
Wilfred Cheswick
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Sam Anderson
Meyer
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Buddy Daniels Friedman
Airport Mendicant
- Rod Sabbe Rob
- Odil Sabbe Bob
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Steve Kramer
Stephen Deutsch
-
Mario Machado
Sportscaster (voice)
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Deborah May
Liz
- Christopher Burton Norman Henderson
- Randy Bennett Stationmaster
- Barney McGeary Father Callahan
- Charles Summers Confessional Priest
- Charles Erikson Tony
- Joe Alfasa Tony
- Esther Larner Woman
- Chip Olcott Burt Nesbitt
- Vince Trankina Mr. Hinkley
- Howard Witt Hunter McCoy
- Deena Freeman Kate
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Jonathan Perpich
Dennis
- Jeffrey Webber Bobby Spina
- Jane Harnick Jenny Corliss
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Geoffrey Lewis
Chuck
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Janet MacLachlan
Sandra
- Edmund Balin Russell
- Ed Kerrigan Dave
- Tom McGreevey Veterinarian
- Deborah Rose Midge
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Carl Ciarfalio
Black Crow
- Sarah Partridge Secretary
- Cynthia Marie King Nancy
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Darwyn Carson
Reporter #1
- David Westgor Reporter #2
- Yvette Heyden Olga
- Chuck Walling Floyd
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Tony Perez
Mr. Escobar
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Richard Penn
Mr. Murray
- John C. Moskoff Jerry
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Bonnie Bartlett
Barbara Thorndyke
- Monty Ash Murray Guttman
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Brad Trumbull
Maitre D'
- Kelly Andrus Tiffany
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Charles Green
Willard
- Ken Smolka Policeman
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Craig Schaefer
Stage Manager
- Frank Smith Duncan
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George Coe
Al
- Hartley Silver Justice of the Peace
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Lonny Price
Hastings
- John Wheeler Patron
- Jim Hudson Freddy
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Raf Mauro
Bartender
- John Achorn Priest
- Nick DeMauro Clerk
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David Selburg
Store Manager
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Allen Bloomfield
Abe
- Jody Price Jody
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Darlene Kardon
Woman
- Marian Wells Wanda
- Kokko Burnaby Sam
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Nick Toth
Walter
- John Moody Len
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James Lashly
Driver
- Ben Rawnsley Dr. Jerry
- William Dennis Dr. Cauley
- Helen Duffy Woman in Wheelchair
- Matthew Brooks Timmy
- Roland August Elvis Impersonator
- Richard Bernard Elvis Impersonator
- Scott Gale Elvis Impersonator
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Blake Gibbons
Elvis Impersonator
- Tally Lauriti Elvis Impersonator
- Rick Le Fever Elvis Impersonator
- Samuel Lloyd Elvis Impersonator
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Jay Pennick
Elvis Impersonator
- Eddie Powers Elvis Impersonator
- Don Maxwell Fire Chief
- Howard Goodwin Auctioneer
- Art K. Koustik Dave
- Stan Wojno Philip Starr
- Sharon Howard Woman
- Darryl Ferreira Man
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Tom Tarpey
Dr. Seymour
- Wayne Chou Orderly
- Doug Franklin Young Doctor
- Freeman King Bartender
- Michael McManus Sid LaBass
- Colin Hamilton Auctioneer
- Derek Loughran Mime
- Kristopher Kent Hill Billy
- Paul Tennen Freddy
- Alan Koss Ernie
- Lesley Glassford Elaine
- Shana S. Washington Marla
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Tom Simmons
Security Guard
- Tom Isbell Young Man
- Wayne C. Dvorak Maitre D'
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Peter Elbling
Desk Clerk
- Michael J. London Edgar
- Joe Faust Raymond
- John Rice Steve
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John Harnagel
Mechanic
- Julian Deyer Waiter
- Eadie Del Rubio The Donatello Triplets
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Julio Iglesias
Julio Iglesias
- Milly Del Rubio The Donatello Triplets
- Elena Del Rubio The Donatello Triplets
- June Claman Phyliss
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Patrick Stack
Man in Locker Room
-
Alfred Dennis
Charley
- Pamela Kosh Woman
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Robert King
Jack
- Jean Palmerton Woman
- Nancy Black Heather
- Mark Morocco Orderly
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Stanley Ullman
John Gale
- Margaret Wheeler Woman #1
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Marcia Firesten
Dr. Watkins
- Grant Moran Lab Technician
- Glenn Walker Harris Jr. Oliver
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Eric Poppick
Waiter
- Kelly Ann Conn Receptionist
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John DiSanti
Fisherman
- G.F. Smith Gale
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John Ingle
Harv
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Channing Chase
Elise
- Edgar Justice Mr. Morelli
- Al Berry Paul
- Jayson Kane Maitre D'
- Bonnie Urseth Young Woman
- Robert Neches Bartender
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Brandis Kemp
Maddy
- John Dennis Johnston Merrill
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Lorry Goldman
Fred
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Michele Pawk
Mary Ellen
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Kat Sawyer-Young
Woman
- Kathy Bendett Nurse
- David Correia Mr. Hernandez
- Jandi Swanson Young Dorothy
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Peggy Walton-Walker
Receptionist
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April Ortiz
Maria
- Tanya Louise Jenny
- Myles Berkowitz Groom
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Ken Lerner
Doctor
- John O'Leary Mr. Ninervini
- Marti Muller Nurse #1
- Diane Racine Nurse #2
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Michael Goldfinger
Attendant
-
Tom Henschel
Dr. Bob
- Alicia Brandt Dr. Tess
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Richard McKenzie
Jack
- Frank Hamilton Father O'Mara
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Lynne Marie Stewart
Sister Anne
-
Todd Jeffries
Policeman
- Brad Koepenick Maitre D'
- Danny Breen Emcee
- Hugh Farrington Ted
- Lenore Woodward Mrs. Taylor
- Tom Nibley Librarian
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Andy Goldberg
House Boy
-
Michael Robert Murphy
Doug
-
Lou Cutell
Irving
-
Mary Gillis
Gladys
- Jack Yates Cop
- Bill Wiley Smokey
- Marvin Mitchelson Marvin Mitchelson
- Milt Oberman Erroll
-
Cleto Augusto
Photopgrapher
- Phil Forman Bill
- Elise Ogden Woman #2
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Nick Jameson
Minstrel
- Lou Felder Terry
- Tom Seidman Man
- Nicholas Kepros Maitre D'
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Leland Orser
Waiter
- Margery Nelson Woman
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Mindy Ann Martin
Little Girl
- Robert Gould Stage Manager
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Jesse Dabson
Myron
-
Richard Tanner
Young Stan
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Margaret Reed
Pregnant Woman
- May Quigley Woman
- Nick Ullett Waiter
- Richard Reicheg Man
- Kay St. Germain Wells Woman
- Ed Hooks Stage Manager
- Matthew Saks Cop #2
- Don Seigel Davey Cricket
- Bryan Norcross Bryan Norcross
- John P. Connolly Mort
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David Pressman
Waiter
-
Bruce Kirby
Bill
- Ed Call Security Guard
- Sergia Simone Woman
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Fred McCarren
Detective
-
Eugene Greytak
Pope
-
Phil Proctor
Ron
- Jana Arnold Pat
- Kent Zbornak Kent
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Biff Yeager
Bellboy
-
Bill Erwin
Mr. Hubbard
-
Camila Ashland
Mrs. Hubbard
-
Raymond Forchion
Professor Bradley
-
David Doty
Police Officer
-
Jane Dulo
Myrtle
-
Ann Nelson
Eva
-
Kevin Brief
Roger
-
Gregory White
Bartender
-
Hank Brandt
Brent
-
Neal Lerner
Rabbi
- Tony Segreto Tony Segreto
-
Doug Ballard
Policeman
- Dylan Lawrence Student
- Robert Yacko Don
-
Rudolph Willrich
Pete
- Paul Solomon Man
-
Mario Roccuzzo
Man #1
- David Cromwell Man #3
- Linden Chiles Dr. Thompson
- Ruth Cohen Woman Shopping In Grocery Store
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Gloria LeRoy
Band Member (uncredited)
- Michael Blue Porter
- Belita Moreno Nurse (uncredited)
- William E. Green Saxophone Player
