cast
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Tim Brooke-Taylor
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Graeme Garden
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Bill Oddie
- Corbet Woodall Newsreader
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Patrick Moore
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Michael Aspel
- Michael Barratt Newsreader / Punk Newsreader
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Barry Cryer
voice only / Newsreader (voice)
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Joan Sims
Matron / Delia Capone
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Roy Kinnear
Professor Nuts / Emperor
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Tommy Godfrey
The First Judge
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Norman Mitchell
The town cryer
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Frank Thornton
Waiter / Master of Ceremonies
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Cilla Black
- Julian Orchard
- Ann Way
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Timothy Carlton
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Roddy Maude-Roxby
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Paul Whitsun-Jones
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George Baker
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Liz Fraser
- Percy Edwards Voice of the Dodo
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Jo Kendall
The Queen (voice)
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Beryl Reid
Mrs. Desiree Carthorse
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Tony Blackburn
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Henry McGee
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Ronnie Stevens
- Gertan Klauber
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Queenie Watts
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David Dimbleby
David Dimbumblum
- Alex Macintosh
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Richard Caldicot
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Terry Wogan
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Mollie Sugden
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Sue Lawley
- Eddie Waring
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George Benson
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Stanley Baxter
Tourism Agent, Loch Ness Monster
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Bernard Bresslaw
Zookeeper in Charge of the Monster House
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Reginald Marsh
Minister for Sport
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Bridget Armstrong
Hazel Nuts
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June Whitfield
Penelope Fay
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John Le Mesurier
Uncle Tom
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Richard Wattis
TV Show Host
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Freddie Jones
Mr. Sparklipegs
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Patrick Troughton
Dr. Petal
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John Junkin
Police Sergeant
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Joe Melia
Builder, Estate Agent
- Julie Desmond
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Peter Jones
Minister for Sports
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Patricia Hayes
The Witch Hazel
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Bill Fraser
Army Sergeant
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Harry H. Corbett
Minister for Health
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Jon Pertwee
Reverend Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn
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Magnus Magnusson
Magnus Magnesium
- Oliver Gilbert Attila the Hun
- Raymond Baxter Self
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Valerie Leon
The Seductress
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Frank Windsor
Scoutfinder General
- Peggy Mason
- Norman Bacon
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Jane Asher
Caroline Kook
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Ronnie Brody
Chamberlain
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Vicki Michelle
Nurse
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Ballard Berkeley
Chairman of the British Olympic Committee
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Mel Smith
TV Talk Show Host
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Geoffrey Palmer
School Headmaster
- Ronald Russell
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Roland MacLeod
Robert McKenzie
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Sheila Steafel
voice only
- John Styles Punch and Judy
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Kenny Everett
Sir John Peel (uncredited)
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Milton Reid
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Alfie Bass
Town Planner
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Jack Douglas
Police Sergeant
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Erik Chitty
Eye Witness, The Second Judge
- Nola Haynes Princess - Prince
- John Lawrence
- Hugh Cecil Baldicleanse Ink Removal Advert
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Andrew Ray
Churchill
- Sharon Miller Bill's Mum
