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Jack Benny
Jack Benny
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Don Wilson
Announcer
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Mel Blanc
Waiter / Joe - Burglar Wearing Flat Cap (uncredited) / Squirrel (voice) / Painter / Mel, 1st Writer / Herman - Western Union Man / Bickering Husband / Salesman / Polly (voice) (uncredited) / Drunk / Sy / Announcer / Racetrack Announcer (voice) / Wallet Salesman / Monsieur Michel / Prof. Pierre LeBlanc / Sy (voice) / Harry Gilmore / Herman - Postman / Polly the Parrot's Voice / Mexican
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Maudie Prickett
Ms. Gordon / Miss Gordon / Miss Gordon, Secretary / Miss Gordon - Secretary / Miss Gordon - Jack's Secretary
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George Burns
George Burns
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Richard Reeves
Joe Gallager / Boxer / Guy at Bar / Muggsy McGurk - Convict
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Herb Vigran
Carlton Flexstone - Ex-lawyer / Manager of Ice Cream Parlor / Man in Life Vest / 2nd Policeman / Quizmaster (2nd phone caller) (voice) / Mr. Tinmin / Hank The All Night Disc Jockey (voice)
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Bea Benaderet
Gertrude, switchboard operator / Gertrude - Switchboard Operator (voice) / Gertrude Gearshift / Gertrude Gearshift - switchboard operator / Peggy / Gertrude, switchboard operator (voice)
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Bob Hope
Self / Bob Hope / Self / Clyde
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James Stewart
Jimmy Stewart (uncredited) / Jimmy Stewart / Self
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Verna Felton
Mrs. Day
- Dorothy Collins Lucky Strike Commercial / Self - Woman in Commercial / Woman in Commercial / Self - Lucky Strike Commercial (uncredited)
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Harold Gould
Director / Mr. Hunter, First IRS Man / DMV Clerk - Corrects Exam
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Cliff Norton
Arnie Weber / Narrator (uncredited) / DMV Clerk - Eye Exam / Cliff - Director
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Sheldon Leonard
Racetrack Tout / Bobby Darin's Agent (uncredited) / Tombstone Harry / Elevator Tout
- Gisele MacKenzie Gisele MacKenzie
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Frances Robinson
DMV Clerk - Types Drivers License / Bank Teller
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Edgar Bergen
Self
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Gracie Allen
Gracie Allen / Gracie Allen (voice) (uncredited)
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Richard Deacon
Shirt Salesman
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George Gobel
Self
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Frank Wilcox
Salesman / Mayor Davis
- Bill Fletcher CBS Stagehand / Mr. Fletcher (uncredited)
- Herschel Graham Clerk (uncredited) / Racetrack Patron (uncredited) / Commuter (uncredited)
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Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson
Rochester Van Jones
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Lester Dorr
Pondering Husband
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Jesse White
Talent Agent Weber / Steve Burke / Mr. Weber
- Isaac Stern Isaac Stern
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Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson
- Gloria Stewart Self
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Frances Bergen
Frances Bergen
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Ed Sullivan
Self / Gentleman Jim Sullivan
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John Harmon
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David Niven
David Niven / Self
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Helen Wallace
Mrs. Lee
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Lester Matthews
Referee / Sponsor
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Phil Silvers
Phil Silvers / Self
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Sol Gorss
Bob Houston / Western villain
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Marilyn Monroe
Self / Marilyn Monroe
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Fred Graham
Taller Detective with Bogie (uncredited)
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Louis Nye
Harvey Hollis Pickering / The Crying Cab Driver
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Len Lesser
Second Bank Robber / Muggsy McGurk
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Alan Hale Jr.
McGuire / Self
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Damian O'Flynn
First Man / Golfer
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Robert Patten
Crew Member / Studio Page
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Frank J. Scannell
Fourth Prisoner (uncredited)
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Marjorie Bennett
Elderly Lady / Woman with Umbrella
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Mary Treen
Singer at Party / Mrs. Jameson
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Naomi Stevens
Stradivarius' Wife / Suzette LeBlanc
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Fred Allen
Fred Allen
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Pierre Watkin
Mr. Lewis
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Eddie Cantor
Eddie Cantor
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Bing Crosby
Bing Crosby
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Faye Emerson
Faye Emerson
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Frank Sinatra
Frank Sinatra
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Claudette Colbert
Claudette Colbert
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Basil Rathbone
Basil Rathbone
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Ben Hogan
Ben Hogan
- Dorothy Shay Dorothy Shay
- Hélène Françoise Hélène Françoise
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Humphrey Bogart
Babyface Bogart
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Johnnie Ray
Johnnie Ray
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Irene Dunne
Irene Dunne
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Liberace
Liberace
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Helen Hayes
Helen Hayes
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Gary Crosby
Gary Crosby
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Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
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Jackie Gleason
Jackie Gleason
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Peggy King
Peggy King
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Art Linkletter
Art Linkletter
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Hal March
Hal March
- Ronnie Burns Ronnie Burns
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Dick Clark
Dick Clark
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Milton Berle
Milton Berle
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Max Bygraves
Max Bygraves
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Robert Goulet
Robert Goulet
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Andy Williams
Andy Williams
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John Charles Daly
John Daly
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William Holden
William Holden
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Spike Jones
Spike Jones
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Red Skelton
Self
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Ronald Colman
Ronald Colman
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Benita Hume
Benita Hume
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George Jessel
George Jessel
- Goodwin Knight Goodwin Knight
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Ginger Rogers
Ginger Rogers
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John Forsythe
John Forsythe
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Audrey Meadows
Alice Kramden
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Dennis Day
Dennis Day / Ed Norton
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Gary Cooper
Self
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Phil Harris
Phil Harris
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Ernie Kovacs
Ernie Kovacs
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Harry S. Truman
Harry S. Truman
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Jack Webb
Jack Webb
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Natalie Wood
Natalie Wood
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Robert Wagner
Robert Wagner
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John Wayne
John Wayne
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Joey Bishop
Joey Bishop
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Tennessee Ernie Ford
Ernie Ford
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Rock Hudson
Rock Hudson
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Julie London
Julie London
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Shari Lewis
Shari Lewis
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Sammy Davis Jr.
Sammy Davis Jr.
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Frank Sinatra Jr.
Frank Sinatra Jr.
- Lawrence Welk Lawrence Welk
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Peter Lorre
Luverne Goodheart
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Joanie Sommers
Heinzinger's Nurse
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Connie Francis
Mrs. Stephen Foster
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Frankie Avalon
Frankie Avalon
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Billy Graham
Billy Graham
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Peter Yarrow
Peter Yarrow
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Paul Stookey
Paul Stookey
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Mary Travers
Mary Travers
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Nat King Cole
Nat King Cole
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Bobby Darin
Bobby Darin
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Lucille Ball
Rachel Revere
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Wayne Newton
Singing Waiter
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Jack Jones
Mr. Jones
- John Stewart John Stewart
- Bob Shane Bob Shane
- Jack Paar Jack Paar
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Ben Blue
Shandu the Magician
- Nick Reynolds Nick Reynolds
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David Frankham
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Bernie Kopell
Banker - Mr. Harris
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Dave Willock
Bus Passenger
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Ginny Tyler
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Victor Sen Yung
Chinese cafeteria employee
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Russ Conway
Joe - Director
- Jack Gargan
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Byron Keith
Stage Manager
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Jean Willes
Mamie / Elizabeth Hamilton
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Nancy Kulp
Jeanette
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Charles Bateman
Golf champion
- Hal Taggart Juror (uncredited)
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Dick Wessel
Man
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Donna Douglas
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Rod Serling
Self
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David Ketchum
Mr. Thromberry
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Clint Walker
Self
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George Raft
The Gang leader
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Marvin Miller
Michael Anthony
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Dennis Patrick
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Maurice Gosfield
Self / Pvt. Duane Doberman
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Norman Alden
Man with iron bar
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Leon Tyler
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Mickey Rooney
Self / Killer Looney
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Larry J. Blake
Convict
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Ray Montgomery
Man in Lobby (uncredited)
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Joseph Kearns
Mr. Kearns
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Jerry Lewis
Self
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Dean Martin
Self
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Virginia Gregg
Secretary
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Robert Bray
2nd Prospector
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Barbra Fuller
Supporting Player (uncredited)
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Frank Richards
Joe - Prisoner (uncredited)
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Beverly Washburn
Margaret Truman (uncredited)
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Bill Quinn
Mr. Will, 2nd IRS Man
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John Gallaudet
George Simpson - Golfer
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Bill Mumy
Little Boy Who Weighs Himself
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Ann Doran
Mother
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Richard Dawson
Audience Member sitting next to Jack
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Eve McVeagh
Reunion Guest
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Michael Ross
1st Repo Man
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Milton Frome
2nd Sergeant
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Harvey Korman
1st Sergeant
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Burt Mustin
Ed
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John G. Heller
The 2nd Waiter
- George Ford Clerk (uncredited)
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Madge Blake
Clara - Fan Club President
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Ben Welden
Gangster
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Leo De Lyon
Technician
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Polly Bergen
Self
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Sean Connery
Porter
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Dinah Shore
Self
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Robert Culp
Self
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Dick Smothers
Self
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Tom Smothers
Self
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Herbert Rudley
Dr. E. Johnson
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Henry Beckman
Commercial Man
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Norman Leavitt
Thin Announcer
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Dorothy Green
Secretary
- James Gonzalez Auction Guest (uncredited)
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Robert F. Hoy
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John Craven
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Merry Anders
Kidnapper AKA Florence Nightengale
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Warren J. Kemmerling
Kidnapper AKA J. Edgar Hoover
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Robert Foulk
Kidnapper /Dick Tracy
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Ann-Margret
Self
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Ron Hagerthy
Mr. Baker - Man on Bench
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Olive Sturgess
Miss Johnson - Woman on Bench
- Nate Derman 1st Boy
- Vince Williams
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Ollie O'Toole
Drink Server
- Paul Bradley Departing Passenger (uncredited)
- Murray Pollack Departing Passenger (uncredited)
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Ross Elliott
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Frank Nelson
Lawyer Frank Brandon
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Joseph Forte
Judge
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Leonard Bremen
Heavyset Cellmate
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Lewis Charles
Jack's Cellmate
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Ray Walker
Lineup Room Plainclothesman
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Frank Gerstle
Lockup Policeman
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John Sebastian
1st Policeman
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Frank Mills
Prisoner (uncredited)
- Robert Robinson Prisoner (uncredited)
- Dick Ryan Man Sentenced for Jay Walking (uncredited)
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Harry Wilson
Prisoner (uncredited)