cast
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Tony Randall
Felix Unger
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Jack Klugman
Oscar Madison
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Al Molinaro
Murray
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Penny Marshall
Myrna
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Elinor Donahue
Miriam Welby
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Garry Walberg
Speed
- Janis Hansen Gloria
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Larry Gelman
Vinnie
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Joan Hotchkis
Nancy
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Richard Stahl
Minister / Cop / Justice of the Peace / Buck / Dr. Bates / Florist / Brother Ralph
- Ryan MacDonald Roy
- Eddie Garrett Soldier #2 / Stage Manager / Coach / Irate Listener / Doyle / Body Guard / Oscar's Co-Worker
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Herbie Faye
Track Official / Elmer / Mr. Selzer / Man / Super
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Brett Somers
Blanche
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Billy Sands
Fed / Tailor / Roger / Man #2 / Mr. Bennick
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Louis Guss
Burglar #1 / Man in Waiting / Ed / Arnold / Moe
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Bill Quinn
Dr. Melnitz
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Curt Conway
Judge / Dr. Conway
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Carole Shelley
Gwendolyn
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Monica Evans
Cecily
- Dee Gardner Tracy / Dee-Dee / Model / Lab Girl
- Ogden Talbot Messenger Boy / Bellboy / Howard / Postman
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Frank Loverde
Man #2 / Policeman / Hanger-On / Harry
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Johnny Silver
Bum / Chaplain / Man at OTB
- Bella Bruck Page / Woman / Woman #1 / Aunt Lucille
- John Wheeler Mr. Felscher / Mr. Flescher / Henry / Herbert Murphy
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Peter Hobbs
Nathaniel Talbot / Lawyer / Emcee / Simpson
- Mickey Fox Hannah / Judy Skelton / Opera Club Member / Passenger
- Filip Field Director / Patient / TV Director / Production Manager
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Pamelyn Ferdin
Edna / Cindy
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Garry Marshall
Man #2 / Drummer
- Janice Carroll Agnes / Vivian / Mrs. Grainger
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Jessica Myerson
Woman #2 / Instructress / Mrs. Ferguson
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Phil Leeds
Salty / Man / Mr. Katleman
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Arthur Batanides
Nino Babaloni / Plaintiff Lawyer / Bartender
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John Qualen
Sam / Mr. Larson / Groundskeeper
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James Millhollin
Barber / Mr. Humus / Hiccup Man
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Ed Peck
Mr. Ralston / Bill / Brother Lou
- David W. Duclon Bee Handler / Patient / Messenger
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Joshua Shelley
Race Announcer (voice) / Accountant / Burglar #2
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Leonard Barr
Walter / Stickman / Arnold
- Vern Rowe Trumpet Player / Vern / Man #1
- Sam Nudell Foreman / Neighbor / Parsley
- Lynne Miller Belly Dancer / Gypsy / Helen
- Doney Oatman Edna
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Howard Cosell
Howard Cosell
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Monty Hall
Monty Hall
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Albert Brooks
Rudy
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Leif Garrett
Leonard
- Janice Lynde Phyllis
- Adam Klugman Little Oscar
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David Ketchum
Jock / Cop
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Marlyn Mason
Lisa / Barbara
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Hal Smith
Sherman / Arthur O'Reilly
- Christopher Shea Phillip
- Bobby Baum Buzzy Allen / Mr. Welk
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Cliff Norton
Lloyd / Barry Fishkin
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Stanley Adams
Sure-Shot Wilson / Ed
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Britt Leach
Hobart / Nephew
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Barbara Rhoades
Marie / Lucy
- Harvey Miller Maitre D' / Rubber Ducky
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Robert Lewis
Bailiff / Crony I
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Allan Arbus
Director / Ernie
- Shawn Michaels Reporter / Driver
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George Furth
Harvey / Belkin
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Peter Brocco
Max / Mr. Whitehill
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Maggie Peterson
Ann / Stewardess
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Russell Thorson
Mr. Coswell / Herman
- Georgia Schmidt Old Lady / Mrs. Osgood
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Cliff Emmich
Harold / Ben
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Victor Buono
Dr. Clove / Hugo Lovelace
- Peggy Doyle Woman Juror / Nun
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John Fiedler
Hugo / Mr. Duke
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John Byner
Hooper / Bert
- Ronda Copland Mitzi Ferguson
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Barney Martin
Man #3 / Mr. Moss
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Andrew Rubin
Monroe Hernandez
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Jane Dulo
Mimi / Mrs. Madison
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Jack Collins
Albert / Brother Samuel
- Mel A. Bishop Bailiff / Hardhat
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Jim Boles
Sam / Minister
- Robert Ball Brother Lou / Waiter
- Marjorie Marshall Irene Langley / Mamie
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Beatrice Colen
Ivy / Bride
- Alice James Mildred James / Script Girl
- Alan Copeland Alan / Piano Player
- Bo Kaprall Klemble / Guy
- George Ranito Jordan Narcotic Agent / Prosecutor
- Kathalynn Turner Nurse
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Tina Andrews
Secretary / Tina
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Fritzi Burr
Angry Woman / Mrs. Perkins
- Peter Dawson Bartender / Big Al
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Rona Barrett
Rona Barrett
- Guy Marks Igor
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Alice Ghostley
Mimi
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Ellen Corby
Florence
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Dale Ishimoto
Man #1
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Clint Howard
Randy Grainger
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Dina Merrill
Anita
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Ed Fury
Patient
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Richard X. Slattery
Splint
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Michael Constantine
Bill Green
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Edward Platt
Bill Donnelly
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Pernell Roberts
Billy Joe
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Jerry Maren
Harry
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Roone Arledge
Roone Arledge
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Jack Soo
Chuk Mai Chin
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Francine York
Sharon
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Albert Paulsen
Kalnikov
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Buddy Lester
Kennel Owner
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Richard Dawson
Richard Dawson
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Dan Tobin
Cemetery Salesman
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David Steinberg
David Steinberg
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Val Avery
Elmo
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Paul Williams
Paul Williams
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Willie Aames
Leonard
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Barbara Colby
Monique
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Joan Van Ark
Trudy
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Billie Jean King
Billie Jean King
- Edward Villella Edward Villella
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Jerry Jones
Attendant
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Dick Clark
Dick Clark
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Joy Harmon
Waitress
- Frank Delfino Mr. Albertson
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Frank Buxton
TV Announcer
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Bob Hastings
Happy Greshler
- Paul Gale Dr. Arnold
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Marilyn Horne
Jackie
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Allen Ludden
Allen Ludden
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Wally Cox
Mr. Fegivney
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Alex Karras
Jake Metcalf
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Michael Lerner
Sergeant Chomsky
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Deacon Jones
Deacon Jones
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Bubba Smith
Bubba Smith
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David White
Phil
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Jean Simmons
Princess
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Liam Dunn
Captain Wyatt
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Howard K. Smith
Howard K. Smith
- Rodney Allen Rippy Rodney Allen Rippy
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Rob Reiner
Sheldn
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Roy Clark
Willie Boggs
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Pat Morita
Mr. Wing
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Howard Morton
Mr. Larkin
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Malcolm Atterbury
Pop
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George Montgomery
Griff
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Vito Scotti
Pepe
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Bernie Kopell
Professor Faraday
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Joyce Van Patten
Phyllis
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Reni Santoni
Ernie
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George Wyner
Art Director
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E.J. Peaker
Julie
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Wolfman Jack
Wolfman Jack
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Elisha Cook Jr.
Heel
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Dick Cavett
Dick Cavett
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Tracy Reed
Mrs. Flood
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Anitra Ford
Jeannie
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Reta Shaw
Claire Foster
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Elvia Allman
Mrs. Madison
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Sandra Giles
Roberta Riggs
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Betty White
Betty White
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Charles Lane
Sid
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Queenie Smith
Mrs. Grapney
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Ralph Manza
Tony Magucci
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Jaye P. Morgan
Jaye P. Morgan
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Fritz Feld
Maitre D'
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Herb Vigran
Louie
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Graham Jarvis
Jim Antrobus
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Dub Taylor
Slim
- Nora Marlowe Nurse
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Madge Kennedy
Mimi
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Cindy Eilbacher
Party Girl
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Lloyd Gough
Sergeant Flanagan
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Jack Carter
Joey Birney
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Marj Dusay
Madelyn
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Bill Idelson
Judge
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Shirley Mitchell
Receptionist
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Edward Faulkner
Harry
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Karl Swenson
Captain Potter
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Peggy Rea
Miss Rykof
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John Astin
Beau Biffingham
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Phil Foster
Dr. Krakauer
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Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner
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Ann Doran
Loretta Spoon
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John Harmon
Ira
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Bartlett Robinson
Minister
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Cliff Osmond
Effram
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Archie Hahn
Roger
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Elliott Reid
Gerard Ferguson
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Charles Lampkin
Brother Lowell
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Victor Brandt
Ramon
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George O'Hanlon
Drunk
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Don Diamond
Man at OTB
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Scatman Crothers
Blind Man
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Ann Elder
Irma
- Fabian Dean Feldman
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Bridget Hanley
Barbara
- Beryl Hammond Mary Ann
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Eve McVeagh
Mrs. Lachman
- Peter Virgo Bailiff
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Timothy Blake
Marilyn
- Marlene Tracy Donna
- Allan Kent Joe McClosky
- Marti Litis Lupe
- Ben Frommer Gonzales
- Leonard Ross Man #1
- Timothy Near Loretta
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Victoria Thompson
Gabrielle
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Ken Swofford
Cop
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Damian London
Dr. Schneider
- Therese Baldwin Priscilla
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Cynthia Lynn
Inga
- Margot Nelson Doria
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Walter Janovitz
Judge #1
- Louis de Farra Judge #2
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Lisa Gerritsen
Bunny
- Gloria McCartney Lois
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Lisa Lu
Mrs. Lee
- Carolyn Stellar Secretary
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Liv Lindeland
Beautiful Girl #1
- Rena Horten Beautiful Girl #2
- Johnny Scott Lee Little Felix
- Frank Alesia Producer
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Lenny Kent
Vern
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Hilarie Thompson
Martha
- Lillian Adams Woman
- Carolyn Payne Girl
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Fred Beir
Raymond
- Keg Johnson Orderly
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Ivor Francis
Bengstrom
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Ken Sansom
Mr. Twitchell
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Tim Herbert
Freddie
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Mark Russell
Bailiff
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Richard Fredricks
Richard Fredricks
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Annik Borel
Monica
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Thelma Pelish
Lady
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Norbert Schiller
Dr. Burger
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Frank Corsentino
Harvey Skolnik
- Randy Whipple Chubby
- Pam McHardy Judy
- David Fresco Charley
- Tom Stewart Man #1
- Cindy Henderson Billy Amanda
- Serrina McLendon Party Girl
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Jack Perkins
Jesse
- Sandra Caron Girl at Bar
- Guillermo DeAnda Musician
- John McCartt Race Announcer
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H.W. Gim
Cho San
- Guy Lee Man #2
- Hiroko Watanabe Woman #1
- Jean-Michel Michenaud Eddie
- Jimmy Van Patten Mike
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Arch Johnson
Billy Jack
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Virginia Ann Lee
Miss Hong Kong
- Mal Alberts Host
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Susan Moffat
Phyllis
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Michael Morgan
Charley
- Ray Ballard Mr. Crane
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Louise Troy
Commercial Representative
- Bob W. Hoffman Assistant
- Tracy Bogart Pat Rydell
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Ric Carrott
Steve O'Connor
- Abbey Greshler Millicent
- Sadie Delfino Mrs. Albertson
- Stephen Liss Wilfred Albertson
- Norman Shelly Dr. Able
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Vivian Bonnell
Ms. Ferret
- Inga Neilsen Miss Jensen
- Bob Hoffman TV Floor Manager
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Sidney Clute
Barney
- Jill Jaress Beth Olam
- Joe Alfasa Reporter
- Edmund Towers Prosecutor
- Tom Scott Producer
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Titos Vandis
Aroestes
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Bobby Jordan
Doris Atkins
- John Davey Andreas
- Patty Regan Chi-Chi Caballero
- Barbara Daitch Lu-Lu La Verne
- Lark Geib Young Ballet Dancer
- Jennifer Cheng Young Ballet Dancer
- Denise Dervs Young Ballet Dancer
- Mary Jane Evans Young Ballet Dancer
- Mimi Kirk Young Ballet Dancer
- Anne Meier Young Ballet Dancer
- Carolyn Weller Young Ballet Dancer
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Patricia Harty
Melanie Metcalf
- Lori Marshall Crystal
- Doria Cook-Nelson Christine
- Bobby Riggs Bobby RIggs
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Janet Brandt
Mrs. Miller
- Arleen Sinclair Nurse
- Momo Yashima Mrs. Hanogi
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John Myhers
Director One
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Wally Taylor
Repairman
- Erin O'Reilly Nurse
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Karl Lukas
Olaf
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Phyllis Davis
Eve
- Clarence M. Landry Truck Driver
- Sheila Leighton Rusty
- Jannis Durkin Dog Girl
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Teri Garr
Insurance Agent
- Caryn Matchinga Myrna's Friend
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Sondra Currie
Girl On Plane
- Lee Duncan Airline Employee
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Grady Sutton
Pop
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William Redfield
Floyd Unger
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Sid Gould
Comedian
- Morty Corb Bass Fiddler
- Frances Gae Mrs. Abernathy
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Don Gazzaniga
Barney
- Lassie Lou Ahern Mrs. Bennick
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Lloyd Kino
Al Fisher
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Garo Yepremian
Zeeno
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Noam Pitlik
O'Herlihy
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Alan Dexter
J.B.
- Marguerite Ray Forelady
- Jennifer King Receptionist
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Dick Curtis
Dick
- Heather Lowe Miss Rapid Transit
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William O'Connell
Hotel Clerk
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Giorgio Tozzi
Big Boss
- Sean Manning Little Felix
- Jack R. Clinton Policeman
- John Thomas Lenox Organist
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Kirby Furlong
Mark
- Shelly Hines Laurie
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John Barbour
Moderator
- Joan Crosby Woman Critic
- John Simon John Simon
- Dan Sullivan Dan Sullivan
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Martina Arroyo
Martina Arroyo
- Elizabeth Thompson Showgirl
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Tom Pedi
Louie Meninni
- Jean Gillespie Mildred Fleener
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Christina Hart
Suzi
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Kit McDonough
Jeannie
- Mark Wilson Magician
- Nani Darnell Magician's Assistant
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Christopher Shea
Phillip
- Henriquetta Senalada Alicia
- Ed Belson Bum
