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Rowan Atkinson
Inspector Raymond Fowler
- Serena Evans Sergeant Patricia Dawkins
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David Haig
Detective Inspector Derek Grim
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James Dreyfus
Constable Kevin Goody
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Mina Anwar
Constable Maggie Habib
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Rudolph Walker
Constable Frank Gladstone
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Mark Addy
Detective Constable Gary Boyle
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Kevin Allen
Detective Constable Robert Kray
- Joy Brook D.C. Crockett
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Walter Sparrow
Local Resident
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Lucy Robinson
Dame Cristabelle Wickham
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Natalie Walter
Elf
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Stephen Moore
Ron
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Stephen Fry
Blaster Sump
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Perry Fenwick
Arrested Man
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Archie Panjabi
Nazia Habib
- Dicken Ashworth Bank Robber
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Stephen Marcus
Terry
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Owen Teale
Gary
- Gabrielle Blunt Neighbour
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Melvyn Hayes
D.S. Quentin Courvoisier
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Alan David
Gasforth FC Manager
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Trevor Peacock
Turnip Man
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Nicola Stapleton
Natalie
- Ian Barritt Surveyor
- Bridget Turner Mrs. Rabbit
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Sheila Gish
Maeve the Sex Therapist
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Alan Cox
Bob Tough
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Colin McFarlane
European Commissioner Mustafa Delcroix
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Rupert Vansittart
Commander Crow
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Amelda Brown
Mrs. Bludger
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Jonathan Cake
Stallion
- Jean Ainslie Elderly Lady
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Tim Matthews
Bill Fowler
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Alexander Armstrong
Arrested Man
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Jake Wood
Carol Singer
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Jay Simpson
Baz
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Albie Woodington
Neighbour
- Edwina Day Elderly Lady
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Bohdan Poraj
Young Man
- George Raistrick Arrested Man
- Darren Brown Arrested Man
- Bill Thomas Mythomaniac
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Mark Chapman
Officer Plaice
- Ruth Arnold Bank Clerk
- Gabrielle Blunt Elderly Lady
- Lloyd McGuire Bank Manager
- Bill Moody Bank Robber
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Julian Rivett
Customer
- Laura Brattan Rona
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Robert Demeger
Arrested Man
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Ricci Harnett
Darren Grim
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Frank Boyce
Thug
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Geoffrey Chater
Genuine Carol Singer
- Jacqueline Defferary Homeless Woman
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Ben Elton
Homeless Man
- Cherith Mellor Local Resident
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Phil Nice
Father
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Guy Normas
Harry The Spike
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Bernard Gallagher
Mr. Glockenspiel
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Chooye Bay
Businessmen
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Neil Maskell
Gasforth FC Player
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Ben Crompton
Protestor
- Kenneth MacDonald Nightclub Manager
- Keeley Gainey Girl
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Paul Kynman
Nightclub Doorman
- Ruth Levine Girl
- Dawn McDaniel Escort
