cast
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Adrian Edmondson
Vyvyan
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Rik Mayall
Rick
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Nigel Planer
Neil
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Christopher Ryan
Mike
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Alexei Sayle
The Balowski Family
- Mark Arden Policeman / Ghost / Father on Cornflakes Box / Man in Cabin / Gravedigger / Boy in Comic Strip / Mick / Gatecrasher
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Stephen Frost
Ghost / Man in Cabin / Gravedigger / Boy in Comic Strip / Tess / Gatecrasher / Policeman / Bank Manager
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Ben Elton
Radio DJ / Baz / Grange Hill Student / Man in Hawk Advert
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Robbie Coltrane
Slobber, Bouncer / Dr. Carlisle / Captain Blood
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Paul Bradley
Warlock / Pilot
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Andy de la Tour
Pilot / TV Presenter / Convict
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Gareth Hale
Grave Digger / Soldier / Peasant
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Dawn French
Easter Bunny / Devil in Advert / Christian Evangelist
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Pauline Melville
Vyvyan's Mum / Woman on Bus
- Ruth Burnett Goldilocks / Chemist / Cinderella
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Norman Pace
Grave Digger / Soldier / Peasant
- Jim Barclay Racist Policeman / Policeman in Comic Strip / Policeman in Van
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Maggie Steed
Witch / Woman from the Council, Miss T. Smith / Darren's Mother
- Peter Laxton Boy on Corn Flakes Box / Chimney Sweep / Darren
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Alan Freeman
God
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Patrick Newell
King / 1st Man on Raft
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Chris Barrie
Rat (voice) / Ship's Captain
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Peter Wear
Witchfinder / Death
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David Rappaport
Shirley / Ftumch
- Cindy Shelley Girl on Radio / Rhiannon
- Chris Ellis Glue Sniffer / Geoff
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Paola Dionisotti
DHSS Offical / Actor
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Helen Lederer
Gwendolyn / Bank Teller
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Roger Sloman
TV Licence Official Right Bleeding Bastard / Darren's Father / Coldstream Guard
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Arnold Brown
Prisoner / Chess Player
- Peter Greene TV Vicar / Mr. Liberal
- Ceri Jackson Snogging Woman / Mother on Cornflakes Box
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Jennifer Saunders
Sue / Helen Mucus
- Kilian McKenna Snogging Man / Collins
- Michael Redfern Policeman / Angry Policeman
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Brian Croucher
Man at Bus Stop / Mr. Real Robber
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Emma Thompson
Miss Money-Sterling
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John Otway
John Otway
- Ronnie Golden Buddy Holly
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Mel Smith
Grenada Security Guard
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Jools Holland
Punk in Bank
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Hilary Mason
Old Woman Next Door
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Roger Ashton-Griffiths
Orgo
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Griff Rhys Jones
Bamber 'Bambi' Gascoigne
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Terry Jones
Vicar
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Norman Lovett
Man from the penny arcade
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Cyril Shaps
Old Man Next Door
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Helen Atkinson-Wood
Woman in Advert
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Hugh Laurie
Lord Monty
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Kay Stonham
Neighbour
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Anthony Sharp
Roland Pervical
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Tony Robinson
Dr. Not The Nine O'Clock News
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Damaris Hayman
Woman Pushing Corpse
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Lenny Henry
Postman
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Stephen Fry
Lord Snot
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Lemmy Kilmister
himself
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Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor
himself
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'Fast' Eddie Clark
himself
- Jacqueline Clarke TV Wife
- Christine Ellerbeck Maggie
- Gerard Kelly White Youth
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Herbert Norville
Black Youth
- Tony Alleff Saudi King's aide
- Mark Ezra Saudi King
- Barrie Cookson 2nd Man on Raft
- Terry Medlicott Genie
- David Rhule Roller Disco Patron
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Nick Dunning
TV Reporter
- Ken Parry Major Domo
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Robin Parkinson
Man in Hell
- Clair Hill Girl on Cornflakes Box
- Jean Campbell-Dallas Old Lady Vandal
- Tony Sympson Old Man at DHSS
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Keith Allen
Pestilence
- Tony Allen Fisher
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Linda Henry
Girl at party
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Nicholas Ball
Dr. Jim Morrison
- Mark Dewison Neil
- Sadie Hamilton Blonde at Party
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David Lloyd
Road
- William McBain Rocky
- David Squire English Punk
- Justine Lord The White Witch
- Tamsin Heatley Janet
- Steve Dixon Madman
- Steve Kelly Truck Driver
- Janet Prince Stonehenge
- Vikki Chambers Aged and toothless and bent old crone
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Ron Cook
Convict
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Daniel Peacock
Dying Man in Cabin
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Barry Stanton
Postman
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Gary Beadle
Smythe the Bosun
- Jonathan Caplan Sir Boring Old Fart
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Lee Cornes
Spasspecker
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Paul Merton
Peasant
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Julianne White
Secretary
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Perry Benson
Spaz
- Hugh Cecil Man in street
- Jean Channon Witch
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Carla Mendonça
People's Poet Groupie
- David Rolfe Policeman in Van
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Brian Oulton
Mr. Pye (Neil's Dad)
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Peggy Thorpe-Bates
Mrs. Pye (Neil's Mum)
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Joanne Pearce
Dawn
- Lise Mayer Woman in Hawk advert
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Mark Lambert
Bank Supervisor