cast
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Warren Mitchell
Alf Garnett
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Una Stubbs
Rita Rawlins (née Garnett)
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Anthony Booth
Michael 'Mike' Rawlins
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Dandy Nichols
Else Garnett
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Patricia Hayes
Min Reed / Mrs Carey
- Will Stampe Fred the Publican
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Alfie Bass
Bert Reed
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Joan Sims
Gran
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Pat Coombs
Neighbour / Mrs Carey
- Fred McNaughton Pub Regular / Policeman
- Charlie Bird Pub Regular / Bert Carey
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Roy Kinnear
Sid / Lorry Driver / Workmate
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Rita Webb
Singing Pubgoer / Landlady / Ruby Milligan
- Paul Lindley Pub Regular
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John Junkin
Wally the Milkman
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Bobby Moore
Self
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George Tovey
George / Carpenter
- Lewis Ward Big Man / Ted Williams (voice)
- Martin Peters Self
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Spike Milligan
Indian Train Passenger / Paki-Paddy
- Leslie Noyes Les the Publican / Professional
- Edward Evans George Pringle / Train Inspector
- Carolyn Moody Nurse / Receptionist
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Roland MacLeod
Father / Harry
- Richard Speight Blond Lad / Telegram Boy
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Felix Bowness
Felix
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Tom Clegg
- Henry B. Longhurst Barber
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Wally Patch
Man in Saloon
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Edward Malin
Man in Saloon
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Jacques Cey
French Waiter
- Jack Bligh Old Man in Pub
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Thomas Baptiste
Doctor
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John Young
Scotsman
- Peter Kelly Scotsman
- Theodore Wilhelm German Supporter
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Frank Gatliff
Consultant
- Ian St. John Self
- Willie Stevenson Self
- Pam Oswald Nurse
- Dennis Golding Boy in Surgery
- Patrick McAlinney
- Julia Jones
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Kenneth Fortescue
Lord Farrel
- Felicity Brown Lady Montcroff
- Sydney Bromley Local Yokel
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Jerold Wells
Policeman
- Victor Platt Barman
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Billy Milton
Vicar
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Robert Dorning
National Assistance Inspector
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Barbara Keogh
Labour Exchange Clerk
- Dermot Kelly Labour Exchange Man
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David Graham
Telephone Operator (voice)
- Fanny Carby Woman
- Geraldine Sherman Girl in Phone Box
- Julie May
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Geoff Hurst
Self
- Peter Brabrook Self
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Johnny Byrne
Self
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Graham Stark
Dr. Kelly
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Anthony Sharp
Surgeon
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Mark Eden
Surgeon
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Valerie Murray
Nurse
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Tommy Godfrey
Man with Broken Leg
- Freddie Payne
- Amber Thomas Girl
- Sidonie Bond Blood Transfusion Nurse
- John DeVaut
- Maisy Merry
- Patrick Travis
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Bill Fraser
Mr Williams
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Frank Howard
Neighbour
- Dave Underwood
- Andy Clayborn
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Ann Lancaster
Maud
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Cleo Sylvestre
Nurse
- Bob Murphy Flower Seller
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Bill Maynard
Bert
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David Healy
American on Train
- Joseph Greig Barman on Train
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Norman Bird
Landlord
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Arnold Diamond
Train Passenger
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Harold Berens
Taxi Driver
- Alan Ball Self
- Clive Moss Lad
- Balfour Sharp Lad
- Maureen Lane Barmaid
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Gorden Kaye
Television Licence Inspector
- Antony Thorpe
- Colin Ward-Lewis
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Olu Jacobs
TV Repairman
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Adrienne Posta
Millie
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Stanley Meadows
- Godfrey Jackman Sgt. Cook, CID
- Robert Keegan Bus Driver
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James Ellis
Police Sergeant
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Ahmed Khalil
Doctor
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Oscar James
Policeman
- Keith Jackman Policeman
- Bill Ward Bill the Pub Landlord
- Tom McCall Pianist
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Roy Castle
Self
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George Best
Self
- Peter Welch Golfer
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Ballard Berkeley
Golfer
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Philip Gilbert
Jim the Club Barman
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Hugh Lloyd
Wally Carey
- Douglas Argent