cast
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John Paul Tremblay
Julian
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Robb Wells
Richard 'Ricky' LaFleur
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Mike Smith
Bubbles
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John Dunsworth
James 'Jim' Lahey
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Patrick Roach
Randall 'Randy'
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Sarah Dunsworth
Sarah
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Tyrone Parsons
Tyrone 'T'
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Lucy Decoutere
Lucy
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Cory Bowles
Cory
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Michael Jackson
Trevor
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Barrie Dunn
Raymond 'Ray' Flower
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Jonathan Torrens
Jamie 'J-Roc'
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Shelley Thompson
Barbara 'Barb' Lahey / Marriage Officiant
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Jeanna Harrison
Trinity Collins
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George Green
Police Officer / George Green / Officer #1
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Garry James
Detroit Velvet Smooth 'DVS'
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Sam Tarasco
Sam Losco
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Elliot Page
Treena Lahey
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Karen LeBlanc
Candy
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Ardon Bess
Levi
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Sandi Ross
Desiree
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Jacob Rolfe
Jacob Collins
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Shauna MacDonald
Erica Miller
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Novalea Buchan
Officer Karen
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Snoop Dogg
Self
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Tom Arnold
Self
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Doug Benson
Self
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Brian Austin Green
2nd Police Officer
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Bernard Robichaud
Cyrus MacDougall
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Calem MacDonald
Kid
- Tara Doyle Victoria / Massage Lady
- Linda Busby J-Roc's Mom
- Paul Macleod Man in Suit / Bank Teller
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Sebastian Bach
Sebastian Bach
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Alex Lifeson
Alex Lifeson
- Michael Oliver Mr. Green
- Maxwell Husbands Hydro
- Jeremiah Sparks Joey
- Frank Bourque Frank Poole
- John Ghiz Phil
- Angelique Jensen Stacey
- Alma Godwin Mrs. Peterson
- Sam White Sam
- Craig Wood Tractor Man
- Jarrett Murphy Sound Man
- Len Mackeigan Mr. McIntyre
- Aaron Armstrong Police Officer
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James Swansburg
Theodore "Ted" Johnson
- Kim Dunn Mall Manager
- Doug Barron Channel 10 Reporter
- Richard Jessome Chantel
- Robert Klingerman Kitten
- Joanne Hagen Librarian
- Ed Macdonald Hampton
- Tania Rudolph Tanya
- Tim Atwater Electric Worker
- Annemarie Cassidy Other Police Officer
- Denis Van Ember Other Police Officer
- Jason Hemsworth Other Police Officer
- David Hill Other Police Officer
- Mike Tompkins Other Police Officer
- Mike Volpe Prison Guard
- Lara Cassidy Witch #1
- Nicole McLean Witch #2
- Celia Alia Rutte Witch #3
- Shaun Clarke Gas Station Attendant
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Mauralea Austin
Saleswoman
- Brian Heighton Lawyer
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Jeremy Akerman
Prosecutor
- Jennifer Overton Judge
- Cecil Wright Driver
- P.J. Crosby Erica's Daughter
- Joseph Rutten Elderly Man
- Francine Deschepper Travel Agent
- Glen Grant Satellite Employee
- Richard Collins Philadelphia 'Phil' Collins
- Trina Hennick Government Woman
- Shawn Duggan Government Man
- Miles Meili Bernie Sanford
- Jerry Strum Taxi Driver
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Jeffrey Jones
Jason Maloney
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Nicola Lipman
Nurse
- Ian Tench Orderly
- Stoney Steve French
- Sophie Steve French
- Jon K. Loverin Driving Instructor
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Stan Carew
Radio Announcer
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Rita MacNeil
Rita MacNeil
- Robbie O'Neill Resident
- Nancy Regan Reporter
- Bill Wood Courier
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Greg Thomey
Host
