cast
- Eric Magnussen Roy (voice) / Sunburned Guy #1 / Lobster Spectator #1 (voice) / Santa (voice)
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Dana Snyder
Dana (voice) / Goon (voice) / Jerk Chicken / Cinnamon (voice)
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Jonah Ray Rodrigues
Steve (voice)
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Justin Hires
Seahorse / Turtle (voice) / Malcolm (voice) / Skinny / Caller (voice) / George (voice) / George / Caller (voice)
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Ashley Fink
Jennifer (voice) / Lobster Spectator #2 (voice)
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Candi Milo
Old Woman (voice) / Sandra / Kids (voice) / Gladys (voice)
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Sarah Baker
Gail (voice) / Young Woman (voice)
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Kyle Kinane
Caller (voice) / Chomp (voice)
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Nick Swardson
Beth (voice)
- Chris Osbrink Doctor / Grayclaw (voice) / Husband (voice)
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Chris Cox
Sir William (voice) / Warrior / Sweating Ferret (voice)
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Bree Williamson
Ashley (voice)
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Curtis Armstrong
Candy Van Man (voice)
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Vanessa Bayer
Cheryl (voice)
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Clancy Brown
Doctor (voice)
- Felix Colgrave Surgeon (voice)
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E. G. Daily
Anthony (voice)
- Shane Dering Raul (voice)
- Brian Frisk Narrator (voice)
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Dan Gordon
Chad (voice)
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Tiffany Haddish
Delsyia (voice)
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Christine Lakin
Claire (voice)
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Bobby Lee
Li Ching (voice)
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Natasha Leggero
Josephine (voice)
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Yuri Lowenthal
Billy (voice)
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Tress MacNeille
Lola (voice)
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Katy Mixon
Mrs. Blaylock (voice)
- Katie Morgan Wallaby (voice)
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Kumail Nanjiani
Dick Genie (voice)
- Tommy Nishimura Sada (voice)
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Bill Oakley
Nerdy Student (voice)
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Rob Paulsen
John (voice)
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Nasim Pedrad
Promgirl (voice)
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Jim Rash
Cowboy Dad (voice)
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Enn Reitel
Japanese Deputy (voice)
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Tara Strong
Gretchen (voice)
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Lesley Ann Warren
Drifting Lady (voice)
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Fred Willard
911 Call (voice)
- Ben Wolfinsohn Ben (voice)
- Miley Yamamoto Lana (voice)
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Niki Yang
Michiko (voice)
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Pamela Adlon
Donnie / Tina (voice)
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Carlos Alazraqui
John / Businessman (voice)
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Jason Alexander
Doctor (voice)
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Jim Belushi
Guy (voice)
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Abraham Benrubi
Chief (voice)
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Rachel Butera
Lifeguard (voice)
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Parvesh Cheena
Sajeep (voice)
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John DiMaggio
Terry (voice)
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Emily Eiden
Woman (voice)
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Brett Gelman
Jeff (voice)
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Kirby Howell-Baptiste
Wife (voice)
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Phil LaMarr
Bald Guy (voice)
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Misty Lee
Woman (voice)
- Matt Mariska Matt / Whisperer (voice)
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Jason Mewes
Caller (voice)
- Alessandro Minoli Jimmy / Sammy / Ted (voice)
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Kyle S. More
Ed (voice)
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Patton Oswalt
Pegasus (voice)
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Efren Ramirez
Manny (voice)
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Paul Reiser
Gary (voice)
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Amy Schumer
Sarah (voice)
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Natalie Smyka
Linda (voice)
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Fred Tatasciore
John Mayer (voice)
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Gary Anthony Williams
Dream Wizard (voice)
- Guerin Barry Announcer (voice)
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Eric Bauza
Boss / Prince (voice)
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JB Blanc
Poseidon (voice)
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Steve Blum
Caller (voice)
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Jemaine Clement
Sir Ian / Judge Bluetail (voice)
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Sara Cravens
Cinderella (voice)
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Jon Daly
Man (voice)
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Bruce Davison
Daytona Jack (voice)
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Trevor Devall
Billy John (voice)
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Josh Fadem
Sunburned Guy #2 (voice)
- Mike Hollingsworth Animal (voice)
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Don Johnson
Johnny Bahama (voice)
- Zak Knutson Beef Jerky / Announcer (voice)
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David Koechner
Buck LaFontaine / Gary (voice)
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Kevin Martin
Bartender (voice)
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Nolan North
Doctor (voice)
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Kevin Shinick
Guy Friend (voice)
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Mindy Sterling
Caller (voice)
- Brian Studler Bouncer (voice)
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Cree Summer
Matilda (voice)
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Kari Wahlgren
Martian / Troll / Troll Baby (voice)
