episodes
- 1. The Goofballs Darren shows interest in playing hockey. Mark creates a team for him.
- 2. I Am Jar Mark gets in a magician's duel. Tammy tries to win a nursing award.
- 3. Golden Beans Mark and David start a coffee shop in the garage. Tammy and Hank struggle to keep Mernft Man from bothering customers.
- 4. Down the Shore The Hoagies go down the shore.
- 5. Well Done Mark digs a well.
- 6. Hoagie Jones Mark and Hank buy a horse together. Tammy invests in a painting.
- 7. Medieval Knights Mark goes medieval in an effort to bond with Darren. Tammy and Andrea test-drive an autonomous car.
- 8. Spectrum Slam Mark trains to win a charity basketball tournament, and David tries to find a teammate.
- 9. Machine Yearning Mark and Tammy discover Darren's first girlfriend is actually AI. They both struggle with the new technology.
- 10. Good Marks Mark goes back to high school to prove he is smart. Hank tries to pass Advanced Woodshop.
- 11. Two Marks Mark enrolls in a dangerous science experiment to win a Super Bowl ticket.
- 12. Skyboys Mark buys a jetpack. David wants to serve omakase at a soup kitchen.
- 13. Little the Netherlands Mark learns to ride a bike and finds a hidden Dutch enclave; Tammy helps Leanne plan her "divorce-lorette" party.
- 14. Shorty Hoagies Mark and Tammy get adventurous on a date night at the Philadelphia Flower Show. Darren and JD prank David.
- 15. Go Fund Mernft Mark helps Mernft Man build the house of his dreams, while Tammy's fundraising campaign reveals a surprising side of Mernft.
- 16. That Dog in You Mark trains Hank to become a professional eater. Tammy joins Darren's video game squad.
- 17. Markumentary Mark wants to be the star of David's UBI documentary.
- 18. Episode 18