cast
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Elaine Carroll
Mary-Kate / Ashley / Maggie Smith
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Luke Sholl
Bodyguard / Butler
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Will Hines
Professor
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Limor Hakim
Limor
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Josh Ruben
Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Brandon Scott Jones
Olivier Sarkozy
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Amir Blumenfeld
Woody Allen / Writer
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Victoria Dicce
Bitchy Student
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Michael Cyril Creighton
Photo Director
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Andrew Secunda
Priest
- Nathan Atkinson Nate
- Jeremy King Jeremy
- Richard Mark Jordan Finder of Phone / Tanley
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Adam Newman
Kron / MC
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Paul W. Downs
Zac Efron
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Jim Santangeli
Driving Instructor
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Vincent Peone
Photographer
- Caitlin Nicole Williams
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Marie-Therese Bjornerud
Rock Chick
- Steve Cozzarelli Black Eye
- Scott Darda Bass Player
- Jason Rodriguez Keyboard Player
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Matthew J. McCarthy
Officer White
- Corey Fontana Camera Assistant
- Jackie Zebrowski Jackie
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Towanda Underdue
Security Guard
- Sergio Castillo Dishwasher
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Julie Chapin
Board Member
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Molly Lloyd
Board Member
- Dru Johnston Board Member
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John Thomas Cramer
Board Member
- Anthony Wills Jr. Board Member
- Blake Jones Fireman
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Dawn Luebbe
Host
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Lauren Adams
Stand-In
- Emily Altman Assistant Director
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Emily Axford
Writer
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David Bluvband
Boom Operator
- Frank Garcia-Hejl Art Director
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Rob Michael Hugel
Gaffer
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Jake Hurwitz
Writer
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Morgan Grace Jarrett
Hair and Makeup
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Brian Murphy
Writer
- Rocco Nevers Best Boy Electric
- Ben Rameaka Director
- Katey Healey-Wurzberg Shrink
